I’m like half a girl on your dad’s side

Fable | 30 | gay | any pronouns but please default to they/them

[anxeious]

playing hard to want

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[oysters-aint-for-me]

the old friends senior dog sanctuary fan tumblr did this

[mostcertainlynotcis]

have you ever gone viral on tumblr?

yes

no

nuance (post in tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[dubiousdisco]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[homoaquaticus]

i am going to be honest i am not immune to this bitch or her ads

[sapropel]

Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[homoaquaticus]

every time someone complains about a bruised banana i’m like oh so you have no gratitude for the beauty this world has to offer huh

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[rthritis]

[thehappysmiler]

Theyre saying chicken nuggets from the air frier is the healthiest food in the world with an uniqur nutrient nothing else possesses

[anxeious]

[kushblazer666]

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women