ethanhatesohio

hello. it's me. i'm ethan. i hate ohio.

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miles: dad can i please get airpods

jefferson: no

miles: but come on, everyone has them

jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?

miles: 

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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

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rat lion rat lion rat lion rat lion

[a-seiji]

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

[emilyarmadillo]

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

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Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

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Stretch (2014), dir. Joe Carnahan

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Peter looking up at Tony.

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my favorite reaction images are the ones where it’s two pictures of one character and in one they’re just looking awkwardly to the right/left while keeping the same expression

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these are my only moods

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lest we forget

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Same

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The “is anyone else seein this shit” reaction

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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

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naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

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Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

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i physically can’t scroll past this post

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[ankle-beez]

YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Apparently ive been reblogging stuff on my vent space so it's all "i wish i wasnt afraid of white noise" and "I'm afraid of my dad" and then suddenly "Gibby draws on fruit"

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Ethan

What did you do Ethan

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Trust no one, not even yourself.

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i cry every single time i see this

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Pardon me if I go off, but Edgar Allan Poe was insanely good. His wroting style avoids describing previous conflict on the beginning of the pieces where the narrator goes nuts. Even in Tell-Tale Heart, he sets up trying to paint innocence ("How could you say that I am mad?"), which is pretty much like all the rest of the poem is about. Y'know all that stress in lit class about symbolism and allegorical parallels and allusions-- the style of the writing directly correlates to poetic study!! Find something good and peaceful, like The Road Not Taken (i hate robert frost), and turn it into a story about regret and indifference towards the present, letting the past take the spotlight and the future completely shrugged off. Something about a nature scene turns into something so sad that still sticks on the mind of the narrator; likewise, Poe's poems themselves are eerily similar to the deconstruction of poetry themselves and I just think that's super cool.

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Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

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Originally posted by hechosastrologicos

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Me, on my way to annoy my friends

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