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Sweet headcanons of how monsters and beings would act as your boyfriend and significant other. Written as original content/my version of them.
Monsters and Beings: Magician/Sorcerer, Super-Powered person, Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf, Fairy, Elf, Merman, Dragon, Scarecrow, Living Statue, Android, Robot, Alien/Extraterrestrial
(Warnings: fluff, romance, hurt/comfort, puns, and words of endearment. I wrote more than intended again.
Word Count: 2,795 words)
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Wizard/Sorcerer boyfriend gave you a protective charm within the first week of your romantic relationship. Specifically, it was in a manner of days because he spent so much dedication and magic on the charm. He still tried to impress you with his learned skills, similar to how you met, but less nervous. Yet, complications came when he would attempt something new. You were not allowed to be near when that was the case. But you were his first call if anything went sideways. Thankfully, you always carried healing supplies.
"It called for two pinches of salt," he insisted.
You hummed, dabbing a gel onto his skin.
"There should not had been an explosion."
You listened attentively and grabbed wrappings for his arm, to match his hands.
"I followed every instruction." He sighed and slid further down in the chair. "It should have worked."
"You will figure it out. I know you will." Leaning over, you pressed a kiss to his unburned temple.
"Thank you." His bottom lip stuck out in a small pout as he peered down at his bandaged hands.
"Someone must watch out for you, love."
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Super-powered boyfriend used his powers for your benefit. Whether he aligned with Heroes or Villains, you had become his top priority. That didn't necessarily mean you knew he had superpowers. He could hide them, mostly. In a relationship with you, he would not lie to you if you asked him if he did have powers. He cared about you and knew going into a relationship that the subject of superpowers was inevitable. Knowing the town you lived in had an almost daily demonstration of superpowers, you felt saver knowing your boyfriend had abilities. That meant he was safe and, by extension, you were safe.
"I didn't expect to see a donut truck fly through the air," you swirled the pasta in the pot a top of the stovetop.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"More like falling. So I don't think someone was controlling it while it was in the air."
Your boyfriend came up beside you and took a steady breath before asking, "My sweet, precious, love, why didn't you tell me this right after it happened?"
"I didn't want to miss the bus."
"Oh." He rolled his eyes so dramatically, he had to spin on the spot.
"It was fine. Loud, but fine."
"You're not the one with durability, which comes with any powers. I can protect you."
Finally, you peered over to him. "That doesn't help the bus be on time."
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Zombie boyfriend didn't say much, but his actions spoke louder than any small term of endearment. More observant than some may first think, he knew your favorites and preferences by heart. You never pushed him to speak or got frustrated if his responses weren't fast enough. Some days it's as if he's stuck in a fog. That didn't mean he was ignoring you or uninterested. You knew him and you understood how he felt.
"This one?" He asked softly, plucking a book from a high shelf. Walking over to you, he displayed the cover carefully.
"Ooh! Where'd you find that one?"
A smile pulled at his lips and he turned around to walk back to where he spotted the book. Once there, he pointed up.
"Sharp eye."
Your compliment caused him to hug the book to himself as he continued smiling.
"Is that the whole series up there?"
He nodded.
"It's like finding treasure." You said gleefully and kissed his cheek. "Like seeing you two days in a row."
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Vampire boyfriend never thought he'd be good enough for anyone given his lifestyle. He did everything in his power to make sure you're comfortable any time and any where. Taking full advantage of any cloudy days to visit you during the day. Just for the comfort as well as the aesthetic. What lead to more cuddles and quiet time together like cloudy days? Sure, you might share vampiric puns, but you were both comfortable enough to do so.
Baring his fangs, your boyfriend leaned over the back of the couch. Fingers digging into the furniture. Eyes almost glowing under the lights.
"Just like that." You took a quick photo. "Whoa. Alright."
"How did it turn out?" He asked, practically falling over the couch.
"Fang-tastic."
He scoffed playfully.
"Playing with light really does make a difference," you displayed the photo on screen. "Saving this as my lock screen."
"Can't get enough of me?"
"Nope." You pecked his lips.
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Werewolf boyfriend could not help but to be protective of you. It was when you showed how protective you were of him that made him completely open up to you in the relationship. Spontaneous dates, random gifts he thought you'd like, and so much public displays of affection if you were comfortable. He couldn't love another.
"Eyes on the movie," you whispered. Yet you knew immediately that your voice only distracted your boyfriend more.
A vibration from his lips tickled as he hummed against your shoulder. At least he heard you.
You hoped.
Yet having a discussion about movie theater etiquette would be in his near future. Sooner than later with how his large hand ran up and down your thigh. There was hardly a time when he didn't display how he felt.
He lightly nipped at your clothes.
If only you could explain to him to not go any further and not have him pouting later.
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Fairy boyfriend would make the whole world know he loved you one day at a time. Shy or not, if there's one thing in his entire existence he refused to hide, it was how he truly felt about you.
Were there times when he sought out your attention when others needed you? Some times.
Did he use you to hide from unwanted situations? When he remembered he could, he would regardless of if his wings shined brightly.
You adored him even more for all his quirks and interests. The pair of you shared all that brought fascination and questions. Some questions you had to answer for yourselves.
"If I was smaller, would you still love me?" Your boyfriend asked as he sat on top of your desk, swinging his feet.
"Yes. It would be impossible for me to love you any less." You continued filling out your planner.
"Would you love me more if I was taller than you?"
"Each day I love you more. So, yes, I would."
You leaned over and planted a kiss on his head.
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Elf boyfriend took every chance to show you the wonders of nature and magic. That certainly didn't take away from any romance, it enhanced moments you shared together. Soft or exhilarating. All interests and displays of love were encouraged wholeheartedly.
Any complications came from outside forces, never between you. Your relationship had a strong foundation that could not be easily crumbled by small disagreements or someone else's opinions.
"Take the foothold more on your left, my darling." He instructed from his perch on the rocks beside you.
"Sure." You stretched your leg.
"Not too quickly. This is not a race."
You raised an eyebrow at your boyfriend who easily stood on the incline while holding a bag of food for your noon meal. A date that would take place on a high secluded hill.
"I can carry you, if you wish." He offered.
"No, no. I can do this."
"I have no doubts. Your strengths lay in more than kind words and exquisite kisses."
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Merman boyfriend didn't pressure you into swimming. Likewise, you never gave expectation of him coming onto land. Your relationship span across land and sea. That meant more options for date locations.
If you visited him, you both enjoyed sitting on the shore or a dock. Always prepared to get wet. No matter the weather or occasion.
If your boyfriend visited you, you made sure he was never far from a water source. A dehydrated merman was not chipper or fast moving.
You both respected and cared for one another's needs. No event could put that in the backseat, forgotten or pushed aside. But that didn't mean neither of you had fun. All was well in a loving relationship.
"No," you stated flatly.
Your boyfriend pursed his lips as he treaded water. His tail visible behind him in the shallow sea water.
"Do you see my teeth chattering?"
"No." You stated again.
"I promise it's not freezing. It may appear that way..."
"I didn't imagine it being cold. I felt it. It's warmer on this rock."
"Well... You are sitting in the sun." He swam up and rested both hands on your knees.
You flinched at the temperature difference. An odd combination of warm skin and cool water. After a couple of seconds, the water didn't feel as cold.
"Fine."
The words hardly made it out before he was smiling and opening his arms up for you to join him.
"Just...no more early morning swims."
"Easy for you to say, land lover."
You splashed water his way.
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Dragon boyfriend shared his treasures with you and would part with it all if it meant keeping you safe. Not that you were in danger of much aside from the occasional paper cut or stubbing your toe on something. With granted access to his treasure, you protected him from any scam where someone attempted gaining knowledge of its whereabouts.
Multiple love languages existed in the relationship. Meaning that having plenty of space in your life for gifts and acts of service was nearly mandatory. Alongside affection, love was everywhere like his treasures. Your boyfriend's size meant that cuddles always kept you warm.
Walking into the main living space of your boyfriend's home, you paused at the sight of a new item.
You pointed, "When did you get a knitted blanket?"
"I commissioned it." His chest stuck out as he answered proudly. "A gift for you."
"Thank you." You grabbed the soft blanket and examined it. "This is hand knit!"
"It is."
"How much--"
He bumped your back with his nose. A quiet signal to not inquire or worry about his expenses. His gifts had no strings attached.
You turned around and placed a hand on his cheek. "Thank you."
"My pleasure."
"I hope you know I'm another blanket closer to the ultimate blanket fort, right?"
"Perhaps I'm willing to change my treasure for you."
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Scarecrow boyfriend often daydreamed of what life would had been like if you knew one another sooner. He loved walking hand in hand with you through fields, but there was a part of him that wished none of it was new.
A lifetime with you was what you both decided on. Dates were scheduled for at least twice a month. Official dates; not including spending time together for everyday activities.
He was chivalrous and doted on you whenever he could. Not overly so that made you feel smothered or annoyed. While your everyday speech charmed him beyond belief.
"I do believe we will arrive on time." Your boyfriend announced proudly, holding his head higher and your arm looped with his at his side. A basket of goodies hooked on his other arm.
"Then it's good that the weather is fine."
"Delightful even, my dear. One couldn't ask for better weather for a date...or a better partner." He beamed at you. Completely and utterly happy.
"Will you tell me what you have planned?"
"A picnic."
"I figured as much, but won't you even tell me what food you are bringing along?"
"Your favorites." He leaned over and kissed your cheek briefly. "The rest is a surprise."
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Living statue boyfriend at times felt like he was watching the world go on without him. Yet with you, he felt like each of you were art pieces exploring what life was meant to be. Finding how you both expressed love and wonder. Nothing was taken for granted.
Touch was gentle and sweet. Words were cherished and never exaggerated. Love built between you both with each passing day.
Your boyfriend's skin was sturdy, but not unwelcomed when he held your hand. A rough outer layer that protected his delicate heart; one you treated well.
"How is my devastatingly handsome boyfriend this evening?"
He stretched his arms up high leisurely, unaware of how you enjoyed the view. Body well crafted and gorgeous. Once he was finished and his gaze was fully on you, he smiled.
"I am exceedingly well in your presence." He answered and grabbed your hand to lay a kiss on your skin. "What shall we discover?"
"Who knows? Isn't that a part of discovering something?"
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Android boyfriend had tried being as human as possible in the beginning of the friendship until you helped him realize being himself was much more attractive and healthier. Faster than he thought possible at all, you formed a romantic relationship with one another.
All encouraging, truthful, and surprisingly informative. There wasn't a day that went by without your boyfriend telling you a fact. It became tradition as well as a habit. Likewise, you showed him how to stay true to one's self even if it was difficult. No day was perfect and he needed to know that. Perfection was in what existed.
"I can look it up for you. You do not need to trouble yourself with searching." He leaned forward on the chair, gaze on your back.
"I don't mind." You answered. Fingertips ran along the spines of the categorized books on the shelf. "This is one of the many benefits of a public library."
Silently and deliberately, he did a quick search of such benefits. He was delighted in his findings.
"Can we stay for the activities after you find your book?" He asked in a more upbeat manner. "I want to make you something."
You looked over your shoulder and was greeted by your boyfriend's bright smile. "We definitely can."
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Robot boyfriend stayed up to date with all of your interests. He could hear his processors whirling whenever you approached, happily excited to see you. All of his feelings were unheard of in a robot like himself. Neither of you cared what others had to say. What you two had was real enough.
Shared empathy and experiencing life the best way you could. Helping each other where you could, like with fixing a sink or adjusting his coverings. Your boyfriend had no reason to hide his feelings nor anything else for that matter. Therefore your relationship had open honesty.
"My face plate displays clear images of specific expressions. Easier for most to understand, but... I can not begin to read your face if you hide yourself." Your boyfriend tugged at the blankets piled over you.
"Good."
"No. I must know which sort of upset you are."
"I'm not."
If twenty question marks were formatted for confusion, he would be displaying them.
"I'm embarrassed." Your voice was muffled by the amount of fabric.
A lightbulb graphic appeared on his face plate.
He crouched down to your level and spoke softly, "You didn't have any ill intentions by running into me. I had not alerted you of my presence."
"I didn't know you had sensors practically everywhere."
A pink shaded smile displayed then and he stated cheekily, "I didn't mind. Most boyfriends would enjoy their partner touching their rear end, wouldn't they?"
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Alien/Extraterrestrial boyfriend courted you with a serious tone. Yet underneath it all, you two acted as if you had known each other for eons. It felt natural and right.
There were cultural differences of course. Some new and others you wished were more commonplace. But the universe was such a diverse, fascinating, and wide wonder.
As far as anyone knew, your relationship was quite mature and stable. It certainly was, but your boyfriend had a complex personality where his more emotional side came out only around you. Whether it was inside jokes, creative flirtations, belting out songs, or playing with you, your boyfriend was all that you desired in a partner.
"Are you sure I'm allowed in here?" You asked, peering around the observatory.
"As long as you're with me, you'll be fine." He came up beside you and added in a whisper, "We are the only two beings present. Therefore, you can wander anywhere you wish. No one will know what you may or may not do. What we may do."
"Easy. Aren't you on the clock?"
"I can multitask better than any human."
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