Just your friendly neighborhood mercenary

The name is the Great and Powerful Deadpoolio! Or if you're feeling lucky you could try boyfriend. -insert wink face here- I'm here to indulge the internet with my beautiful mug, and make some fangirls wet themselves. ((Please read the Things To Know)) Semi-hiatus

[thefandomimagine]

Submitted anonymous.

“Very nice Y/N. If only I could pull off something so well.”

“You do look very pretty.”

[angstmemes]

nightmare starters

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

[urdone-urdone]

[wolvesandadderall-deactivated20]

"You've got a pretty mouth."

@lapiscinamuerto

“Oh really?” Stiles questions amused at the random statement by the masked man that appeared in front of him only moments ago. Stiles looks the man up and down with a raised eyebrow, amused by the entire situation. 

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade winked  and gave him a nod. “Yes siree.” He looked the kid over. “How old are you kid?” He wiggled his eyebrows in question, placing his hands on his hips as he leaned forward closer to his face.

[nonibear11]

I am slain by the cuteness of lil Kylo Ren at Disney Launch Bay. The stormtroopers were so nice to him.

[superserumsteverogers]

[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. T.T

[text] do you have the right number?

[superserumsteverogers]

[text] please never do that again; Natasha heard

[lapiscinamuerto]

[text] Tell Red i said hi!!!!! -insert kissy face-

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

[ @lapiscinamuerto ]

“You wouldn’t dare!” He turned quickly and looked at her. Taking note of the seriousness on her face he walked over and hugged her with one arm. “Take it back!!!!” He whined, the dog whining with him before licking her face.

“I will do no such thing. Unless you give me kisses and puppies and snuggles,” she said with a soft smile when the puppy kissed her face. Charlie chuckled and scrunched her nose as her hand came up to run along Ruffio’s back. “Will you comply with my requests?”

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade hung his head defeated.He knew when he was defeated. Placing the dig gently into her arms he hugged her and kissed her lovingly. “I comply commander.” Ruffio barked, wagging his tail and licked her face once more.

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

"CHARLIIIEEEEEEE!"

[ @lapiscinamuerto ]

“Wat wil je? Ik slaap…“ Charlie mumbled as she rolled over to glance up at Wade.

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade gently passed the dog to her and smiled at the little guy. “I already did. Doc said he’s healthy and good to go.” He started to scratch behind the dogs ears. “Ruffio, Ruffio, Ru-fi-oooooooo!” The dog barked happily.

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

Charlie smiled at the puppy, then looked up at Wade. “Wade Wilson, I will only let you keep the puppy if you actually help me take care of him. You can’t just leave me to walk, feed, and bathe him. I will take him to the shelter if you don’t help.” She wouldn’t really, but that wasn’t the point currently.

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade gasped out loudly, placing a hand on his heart like he was wounded. “Charlie! I’m hurt.” He takes the dog back and holds him close. “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from the evil.” He sticks his tongue out at her, giving her a playful wink. “Come on Ruffio.”

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

Charlie’s hands followed after Ruffio when Wade snatched him back. A pout now sat on her lips as she gave him puppy dog eyes. “Waaaade, give him back! You can’t wake me up from the goodness that is sleep and hand me a puppy, then take him back!” She whined and held her arms out. “Get your butt back here!”

[lapiscinamuerto]

He wiggled his butt as he walked further away from her. “Away!” The dog barked and wagged his tail as Wade picked up speed. “You’ll never catch us!!!” He giggled like a mad man, sitting on the stair rail and sliding down. ‘Whee!”

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

“Waaaade, be careful!” She called out to him as she threw the covers off then went to catch up to him. She went down the stairs, normally, and looked at him with raised a brow. “You want me to hold kisses hostage too? Give me the puppy and give me snuggles.”

[lapiscinamuerto]

“You wouldn’t dare!” He turned quickly and looked at her. Taking note of the seriousness on her face he walked over and hugged her with one arm. “Take it back!!!!” He whined, the dog whining with him before licking her face.

[dddooogggsss-deactivated2017070]

Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset

[lapiscinamuerto]

A Relic of the Past || Closed

[lapiscinamuerto]

“Can’t resist a pretty girl.” He gave her a wink, chucking at the slight tint of color that formed on her cheeks. Wade sighed softly as he stretched his back. You needed to stretch more. Shut up I stretch enough. He argued with himself before focusing on the girl once more. “You handled yourself pretty good there.” He walked around her slightly, a hand placed on his chin. “Let me guess, one of the trading posts? Had to defend your stuff a lot?” 

[stillwcitingarchive]

Scoffing, she kept her grip on her staff steady, not expecting to need it against him but knowing better than to let her guard down just yet. He looked like he was arguing with himself, but the expression dropped as he circled her, looking too familiar to the more suspicious figures she’d run into, and away from, on Jakku. Lifting her chin, she let her eyes narrow as she kept them trained on him. “Not a terrible guess. What could have given it away?”

[lapiscinamuerto]

His brows raised in surprise. “You mean I guessed right!?” He clapped his hands in an excited manor. “First one in a week.” Wade wiggled his brows at the girl. “Are you impressed?” He waved his hand, “Of course you are.” He let out a chuckle placing his hands on his hips, giving her a wide smile his eyes closed.

Playing the crazy old man doesn’t seem to work when you don’t look like an old man. 

Resisting the urge to roll his eyes at himself, and walked over offering his hand to the girl. “The name is Wade. Nice to meet ya.”

[lapiscinamuerto]

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[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

"CHARLIIIEEEEEEE!"

[ @lapiscinamuerto ]

“Wat wil je? Ik slaap…“ Charlie mumbled as she rolled over to glance up at Wade.

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade gently passed the dog to her and smiled at the little guy. “I already did. Doc said he’s healthy and good to go.” He started to scratch behind the dogs ears. “Ruffio, Ruffio, Ru-fi-oooooooo!” The dog barked happily.

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

Charlie smiled at the puppy, then looked up at Wade. “Wade Wilson, I will only let you keep the puppy if you actually help me take care of him. You can’t just leave me to walk, feed, and bathe him. I will take him to the shelter if you don’t help.” She wouldn’t really, but that wasn’t the point currently.

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade gasped out loudly, placing a hand on his heart like he was wounded. “Charlie! I’m hurt.” He takes the dog back and holds him close. “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from the evil.” He sticks his tongue out at her, giving her a playful wink. “Come on Ruffio.”

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

Charlie’s hands followed after Ruffio when Wade snatched him back. A pout now sat on her lips as she gave him puppy dog eyes. “Waaaade, give him back! You can’t wake me up from the goodness that is sleep and hand me a puppy, then take him back!” She whined and held her arms out. “Get your butt back here!”

[lapiscinamuerto]

He wiggled his butt as he walked further away from her. “Away!” The dog barked and wagged his tail as Wade picked up speed. “You’ll never catch us!!!” He giggled like a mad man, sitting on the stair rail and sliding down. ‘Whee!”

[foxydenise-deactivated20180310]

Ryan Reynolds at the MTV Movie Awards, April 9th, 2016.

[lapiscinamuerto]

A Relic of the Past || Closed

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade placed a hand on his jaw, rubbing it. He licked his lip tasting blood. “You have a mighty fine right hook.” He gave a smile as his lip started to heal. He ducked as another punch was thrown at him, pushing his hand out and knocking the guy back into the wall with out even touching him. He turned his head quickly spotting the girl taking action against the other man.

She moved quickly, attacking with skilled precision. Her staff was a part of her arm. There was also something else to her…. Ah. There it is. Wade thought to himself. The girl was flowing with the force. More force than he’d seen in a very long time.

[stillwcitingarchive]

There must have been something that, in hindsight, would have told her that the guy could have handled a group by himself, but between the two of them it was over too quickly for her to care. Taking care to hit the last man with enough force to knock him unconscious without killing him, Rey left him on the ground to face the intended victim.

“You must have done something terrible,” she mused, a ghost of a smile tugging at her lips. “Having so many people after you.”

[lapiscinamuerto]

“Can’t resist a pretty girl.” He gave her a wink, chucking at the slight tint of color that formed on her cheeks. Wade sighed softly as he stretched his back. You needed to stretch more. Shut up I stretch enough. He argued with himself before focusing on the girl once more. “You handled yourself pretty good there.” He walked around her slightly, a hand placed on his chin. “Let me guess, one of the trading posts? Had to defend your stuff a lot?” 

[anationaltreasure-blog]

send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

"CHARLIIIEEEEEEE!"

[ @lapiscinamuerto ]

“Wat wil je? Ik slaap…“ Charlie mumbled as she rolled over to glance up at Wade.

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade gently passed the dog to her and smiled at the little guy. “I already did. Doc said he’s healthy and good to go.” He started to scratch behind the dogs ears. “Ruffio, Ruffio, Ru-fi-oooooooo!” The dog barked happily.

[spckenmind-deactivated20170824]

Charlie smiled at the puppy, then looked up at Wade. “Wade Wilson, I will only let you keep the puppy if you actually help me take care of him. You can’t just leave me to walk, feed, and bathe him. I will take him to the shelter if you don’t help.” She wouldn’t really, but that wasn’t the point currently.

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade gasped out loudly, placing a hand on his heart like he was wounded. “Charlie! I’m hurt.” He takes the dog back and holds him close. “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from the evil.” He sticks his tongue out at her, giving her a playful wink. “Come on Ruffio.”

[lapiscinamuerto]

“FOR THE PANCAKES!” Wade chuckled looking at the man next to him. Sure the place was a little dirty, maybe a little smelly, and their health rating was so far below a passing grade is was a miracle it was still open, but damn it! Their had the best damned pancakes he’s ever had. He walked in eagerly. “Come on!!”

[formidabli-deactivated20190428]

      This wasn’t something he wanted to do nor a place he really wanted to go into. No matter how good the food was to the other. Though he still had no choice, feeling bad on leaving Wade by himself. “ Well let’s just, hurry up and order and get out of here. I feel like I’m going to catch something here. ”

[lapiscinamuerto]

Wade looked around the place. “What here?! No!” He smiled brightly dragging him to a booth and plopped down. “Birdy! The usual please!” He announced as an elderly woman walked over setting two glasses of water down. She eyed to two males before shrugging and walking away. “Huh, she likes you.” He wiggled his eyebrows at him.