Lara Corpus

[londonsboy]

so. red crackle.

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Today I bring you the fandom’s definition of friendship

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RedCrackle shippers watching the Kiwi Caper like:

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Power Couple

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sometimes you catch glimpses of familiar faces

and you remind yourself “it’s only in my head”

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Y’all had the AUDACITY to not include RedCrackle-

Smh... RedCrackle is underrated and imma bout to change that-

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Carmen: raise your hand if you thought I was dating Gray

Carmen:

Carmen: Gray put your hand down.

[grahamcarmen]

[talenny4life-archived]

Gray: Alright, Syd... we’re not mad, we're disappointed.

Carmen: No, we're mad.

Gray: Right, we're mad- furious- livid! But we're gonna let this one slide.

Carmen: No, we're not.

Gray: I'm not a mind reader, Carm!

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Chase: what is your connection to Carmen Sandiego?

Gray: when you say ‘connection,’ do you mean in a romantic way or-

Chase: I mean how do you know her?

Gray: oh thats simple, I met her backstage during one of my shifts. I was pretty attracted to her and I wanted to get to know her better, so I asked her out.

Chase:

Gray: she kinda stood me up but she eventually came back.

Chase:

Gray: was there anything else you wanted to know, mate?

Chase to Zari: we’re gonna need to bring in Chief-

[firelxdykatara]

AHHHH YES player told carmen that her dumbass boyfriend is in trouble and she’s immediately jetting off to iceland, i am LIVING

[zutarian85]

WHO ELSE DIED 16 TIMES DURING CARMEN SANDEIGO SEASON 4 AND THEN PROCEED TO JUST BE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AFTER THE FINALE WHILE BEING JUST THE SLIGHTEST BIT UPSET THAT GRAY AND CARMEN DIDNT TALK AFTER ALL THE SHIT THAT WENT DOWN BUT STILL LOVE THE SCREEN WRITERS REGARDLESS CAUSE HOLY SHIT WAS THAT AN AMAZING FINAL SEASON REBLOG AND SAY I

[firelxdykatara]

“I just want Carmen back in charge of her own destiny, no strings attached. You can lock me up.” it doesn’t matter what happens to me. it never has. carmen’s the only thing that really means a damn to me and i need to know she’s safe

I’M NOT CRYING IT’S JUST RAINING ON MY FACE

[hitting-it-on-overdrive]

Post-Series Red Crackle headcanon

Whenever getting into more intimate moments, Carmen dons her “Dark Carmen” persona to Graham.

Basically, Brainwashed Carmen but for kinks only.

[tinyriver-neonlights]

Send me to the Horny Jail

Just watched Carmen Sandiego and I need a Red Crackle smut fic with Carmen Dominatrix, Unplanned pregnancy sex and they keep the baby. Also, has anyone drawn porn of the ship. 

How is it possible that there are no fics of carmen sandiego pregnant with gray and raising the baby?!!

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*Carmen and Gray are sleeping together, Zack thinks it’s absolutely adorable and attempts to take a pic of the two*

Ivy: No Zack! Let them sleep!

Zack: it’s just a pic Ivy! Look how cute they are!

Ivy: I said no!

Zack: Come onnnnnn

Gray: can both of you shut up? You already woke me up, but if you wake up Carmen, both of u are dead

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Gray: You’re coming to my wedding!

Carmen: you... you already know who your going to marry?

Gray: yeah! the person I’m going to marry will be perfect! Life would be meaningless without them...

Carmen, about to cry: I bet...

Gray: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Carmen: Yeah?

Gray, pulls out diamond ring: Will you marry me?

Carmen: :D