Lizzie Saltzman Quote Rp Meme
I’ve got a lot of secs…I mean time.”
“I’m trying to rise above it so let me freaking rise.”
“Did she who must not be named just fat shame me?”
“That is why I have decided to permantly release my inner bitch.”
“If you hurry, you can catch up with blair bitch and tongue chum her again.”
“Distracted during a monoluge, classic villain mistake.”
“For the record, this selfless act of heroicism fully cancels out my previous dodgy behavior.”
“I just have this feeling that everything is going to work out just fine.”
“Only a threat to those dumb enough not to fall in line.”
“Great luck sending jimminy cricket after me.”
“”Aparently not long enough to think of something clever to say.”
“This sentient jar of artisinal maynoaise.”
“Don’t worry. I will just ask him about star wars and he will talk the whole time.”
“This is a nergasm, not a plan.”
“If I am destined to die in my prime, at least let it be in a blaze of heroes glory.”
“I know that I am great, but everyone else- terrible.”
“I spent a lot of time bettering myself over the summer and I am gonna need you all to rise to my level.”
“This is terrible news. It’s freaking fall not winter. What am I gonna wear?”
“I’ve always wanted to be apart of a power couple.”
“I’m mad at the world and you just happen to be in it.”
“Thanks a lot. Way to ruin life for the rest of us.”
“One word. one word and I could burn her perky little boobs to ash.”
“We aren’t in the prison yard, ass hat.”
“Would you like to be the robin to my batwoman?”
“You’re fine. Just a little- Slutty.”
“Anything to keep me from picturing my sister’s tragic visit to the shire.”
“Sometimes, she was just tired or having a bad day or whatever.”
“I just want to soak in this gold moment when we thought that your plan would work.”
“You are pagent pretty, reasonable well spoken and the added benefit of being an orphan.”
“It’s effective, but her methods- quaint.”
“Well, in that case, screw personal growth.”
“I’m sorry. We can’t all be born with resting pouty face.”
“We get it you came back. Now, disapear again.”
I fancy sex with you. The jury’s out on all the rest.”
“For the love of frodo, go rescue your hobbit. We will muddle through.”
“I’m a taste maker. An influencer. people don’t know what they want til I tell them they want it.”
“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that on a poster at the dentist’s.”
“New plan. The gloves are off. Let’s burn these bitches to the ground. We’re going to give these townies a taste of what we’re really made of.”
“No one has been better off without you.”
“And we don’t exist for just one boy.”
“This is an honor. It’s so nice to know that you all love me as much as I love myself.”
“Epic former frenemy reunion is going to have to wait.”
“A mission for a hero and her league of- whatever.”
“In order to conquer, we had to divide.”
“i thought you would have wanted to spend the day canoodling with your hipster boyfriend.”
Ew. Wait, that leaves me with High-and-Mighty Granger. Like Hermione Granger, but just more stuck-up?”
“You only get one chance to make a good first impression, and you don’t want to be the girl that wears a uniform to a school that doesn’t have uniforms.”
“That wreath can’t go there. That is where the doves are being released which is after the video, remember?”
“Oh god, he has got you speaking nerd.”
“I’m getting back to me. I am who I am.”
“If you would be happy to be my date to my birthday on Friday.”
“Do I look pretty when I play quarterback?”
“You are not friends. Your just a montage.”
“I’m not worried about losing the election. I’m worried about what I’m going to wear to my victory rally. The outfit makes the speech.”
“Oh god, that was my inside voice.”
“For once, your weird relationship with my dad is paying off.”
“You cannot leave me alone with just her for company.”
“I was making an entrance mop head.”
“If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right next to you.”
“No, I am right on time to kick your ass.”
“On a scale from horrific to apocalyptic, a 12.”
“I am nosey, in like a charming way.”
“nothing that you and I will be proud of.”
“Nu-uh, we are all good.”
“Are you seriously telling me that I am going to die because I become a better person?”
“on the bright side, we are all happy that you are single.”
“I should have said this earlier but black isn’t your color.”
“No wonder you had a thing for me.”
“Is it because I am prettier than you?”
“It’s so much less impressive when you give the hero speeches.”
“Oh god, I am having an episode again.”
“I did. I do. Also- I am incredibly turned on by him.”
“I prefer to die with dignity.”
“Unchain me, and maybe I will tell you. You thrift store hobbit.”
“Trust me, no one thinks that.”
“We are about to die. Figure something out.”
“I’m unique and special and for some reason I am angry at the world because of it.”
“Good morning… more like despair.”
“I care that instead of being welcomed at the airport, we were stuck taking a shuttle that smelled like a sewer for three hours.”
“See the new you is so snarky.”
“So buckle up. We are in this tell the bitter end.”
“It’s okay. Just let it out the real way. Like you have needed too all this time.”
“All good things, I hope.”
“What is with the performance anxiety?”
“Why? I am wearing polyester.”
“When I said that I wanted to hang out, this is not what I had in mind.”
“This is the definition of girl power. I am proud of us.”
“If you tell anyone else this, I will deny it, but I am glad you are back.”
“WIth global warming, I might never see the florida keys because of you.”
“who better to put a touching memorial to me than me?”
“That hair, that shirt… oh, I see you have a point there.”
“We are airy clouds flying high above a tuburlant sea of teenage drama.”
“He is hot and crazy and the language barrier would make it hard to communicate. Just how I like it.”
“Why are you carrying a sword?”
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