LARGEWORM

worm | 20s | they/'em | ace attorney/sdv/hades | adhd

[largeworm]

Drew my monster hunting cavepilled farmer Fennie. Still no clue who to romance, but thats a problem for year 2 on bad luck days. Everyday I play I get slightly more convinced to do a portrait mod.

[misticksky]

Dont worry everyone, Apollo's just playing hard to get🫡🫡🫡

[largeworm]

been thinking a lot about klavier and how much he's lost. you know. like a normal person. (WIP)

[ivyclanmoonblossom]

HAPPY WORST DAY OF APOLLO JUSTICE’S LIFE TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[largeworm]

Lawyer brain rot and wanting to get back into fic writing is a curse because I heard "50 Ways to Say Goodbye" by Train for the first time in probably YEARS and my first thought was this would make a really funny klapollo fic where Apollo comes back from Khura'in and Klavier, an idiot, now has to come up with excuses to the other Gavinners why his ex-boyfriend is suddenly back and being friendly with him after their messy break up. Apollo does not know they were boyfriends. Because they were not. Klavier just could NOT admit to his friends he was that heartbroken that the bug moved away and lied his ass off for the last few years. Whoops. (Help him hes going to die.)

[largeworm]

Utterly professional and oblivious Apollo x Horrendously down bad for local bug Klavier will never not be funny to me

[largeworm]

Am I little obsessed with Caldarus's accessories somehow ending up the same color as my farmer's hair?.... maybe so

[largeworm]

rumi from huntrix and johnny from georgia should collab

[largeworm]

having adhd is like having a caveman backseat driving you. Grug does not want to go to bank to deposit check, Grug say we walk to river and chuck rock in river and listen to rock go splash and sploosh. Grug is kind of a fucking idiot but he's not wrong that sounds tight as hell.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Gonna get a 12 pack of these and hook a kindergarten class to a dogsled

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[sonoran-partisan]

Out of Touch Advent

[largeworm]

my prediction is that nandor drinks guillermo's blood after fucking up as batman, becomes human, and then. idk. becomes a coach in the wnba or something.

[kererek]

If nandermo storyline doesn't continue after 5th episode I'll go fucking crazy👹👹👹

[largeworm]

"What We Do In The Shadows is about a comedy about the human spirit and what it means to have humanity, relationships with other people, and the overwhelmingly resilience to endure no matter the odds, circumstances, or time passed by" . Wrong. It's about how many times Colin Robinson can be a child of divorce.

[largeworm]

"Stardew is so relaxing" can not be me. I'm sweating. I've maximized the perfect time to upgrade my tools while going to catch seasonal fish. I got a pig to give me truffle with a 1 day margin of error (I had to upgrade the barn twice and buy a pig in 12 days). I've currently got 4 rabbits trapped and will execute them individually if they do not give me a foot by the end of winter. I'm stalking the beaches like batman awaiting a nautilus. I will complete this community center by the end of the year so help me stardew gods. I've talked to the towns folks maybe three times since moving in. Penny and Elliot are my only friends because I had their favorite gifts in my inventory and realized it was their birthday while checking the board. I accept no time lost. Winter is here. I shall not rest.

[largeworm]

every now and then this post will resurface and start gaining notes again and I'll start getting comments/rbs about my playstyle and I would like to be very clear;

this is how I have fun. This is fun to me. "OP doesn't understand the spirit of the game" okay, but I paid ten dollars to have fun. "I was like this until I taught myself to slow down!" okay but I have fun going fast. "Doing that is stressful" a horse and a hibachi chef would both think the other's job is stressful but I'm not asking a horse to make me a volcano onion. have you considered that you do not need to fix me.

[largeworm]

Teddy "can we PLEASE go touch grass" Theodore

[largeworm]

my new headcanon is that in the AA universe you can become a lawyer at like 13 as per the nine hundred child attorneys in canon because they just don't have 80% of normal laws. You just gotta know guilty versus innocent. "Tort law" doesn't exist everything is just a flat out crime. Congrats on calling my client "allergic to fashion" in your magazine, Mr. Shawn Easta. That is defamation and you will now be exploded for your crime. Good day.