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♚-- "Everyone's favorite Idol of Despair has finally arrived!"
- Indie Junko Enoshima RP Blog - Untagged Spoilers - Private & Selective - NOT OC, AU or Crossover Friendly - Icons, One-Liners, Paragraph, Multi-Paragraph - Multi-Verse ( default Pre-Despair verse ) - Selective NSFW ( excluding smut ) - Mun has played / read: DR0, DR, IF, DR:AE and SDR2
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…Fer’ yer’ information, I been workin’ out fer’ this costume. I’m gonna look good.
Mhm, I'm sure you'll look grand. Try your best not to catch a cold-- your fragile immune system will be at its most vulnerable around the infinite masses of children that will be out trick-or-treating.
I’m doin’ swimmin’ anime!!
Don't get an attitude with me, young man. If you're that desperate to walk around in spandex shorts in the middle of the fall and have your skinny little legs freeze right off, then fine-- I won't be the one to stop you. You could've just said so at a regular volume, though.
Here we are. Now things are right again.
Okay. Enjoy your Notorious B.I.G. doorbell.
Sure, go right ahead and do that. Enjoy spending the next week in the dungeon, then.
Wanted: someone with enough engineering knowledge to make my doorbell play the entirety of "The Monster Mash" every time it's pressed. Will pay ¥1,000,000 for prompt installation.
Are we roleplaying? I-I see…. Well if you’re Ikusaba Mukuro… I-I’ll be Cinderella…
Roleplaying? Absolutely not. What sort of shameless, embarrassing child do you take me for? I'd never stoop so low.
-- and, for the record, Cinderella is a terrible choice of character. You're just as uncreative as you are unsightly.
ikusabamukuroshideousface
BYAKUYA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA.
...You're clearly mistaking me for someone else. Can't you read my username? You might want to get a new pair of glasses if you couldn't tell.
It's not even Friday yet. Control yourselves.
Someone who would pay a high class prostitute because you’re sexually frustrated.
Naegi, I demand you stop thinking of me in that way this instant. I know I'm impressive in every way, yes, but control your disgusting little hormones and keep me out of your perverse thoughts, will you? It's possible, I swear.
nagadachi replied to your post:I’ll admit that I’m not a doctor, but I’m at least...
I-I…only attended a semester of anatomy before the incident, but I’m c-certain no one possesses the testicular fortitude to cut through rock—! T-That’s just repulsive!
"Testicular fortitude" is certainly a phrase I didn't expect to hear today, but I'll roll with it. Thank you for your professional input. Now that I've confirmed this as a fact, I've got to say: Makoto Naegi, there is something seriously wrong with the state of your genitals. Please see a physician.
I'll admit that I'm not a doctor, but I'm at least 90% certain boners are not intended to be able to do that.
[Text] So, what are you wearing Mukuro.
[Text] Also send me a selfie in it, I have a boner that could cut a boulder in half.
Oh my god.
But he's like a puppy. A painfully plain, bug-eyed puppy. I'm gagging.
I was trapped in a house for almost two years with no human interaction by a bunch of elementary schoolers and then was nearly killed by an army of robotic bears before making friends with a girl who threatened to kill me with scissors because I smelled like you.
You're a high schooler and you couldn't even take on a band of elementary schoolers? Now that's pitiful. Have you considered purchasing a gym membership? I'm sure building some muscle would do you some good.
The lack of human interaction explains a thing or two, though... I highly suggest you put some more practice into that, too. You're still a bit lacking in that department.
