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Zhang Zhehan's life fan. He Xuan and Xie Wang apologist . TGCF, SHL, Fallen London, Dan and Phil.

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A Fish Zhuangzhu and his lotus 9 months in the making~

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Ohai 😍😍😍😍😍

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鱼游莲叶间，凡尘故相守。 陌上花又开，君子可归矣。

As fish weave between the lotus leaves, so we shall spend our lives in this mortal realm together The flowers on the footpath bloom again, and my lord returns to me

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鱼游莲叶间，凡尘故相守。 陌上花又开，君子可归矣。

As fish weave between the lotus leaves, so we shall spend our lives in this mortal realm together The flowers on the footpath bloom again, and my lord returns to me

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Zhou Zishu (Shan He Ling 2021)

All painted! No white used at all! The bg is kind of eh but! Tiny zzs!!!

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Makes me think of a concept for a very climatic game in which you run around as this mysterious character exploring a bizarre world, having been given no context at all at the beginning of the game, and slowly experiencing the universe together with the character. And this art is like a concept art for one place, maybe even the opening scene?

The screen loads, you see a tiny black figure standing on the top of a roof reaching up towards the sky. The figure is clad in pitch black robes, their head hidden under a hat and a mask, and there is some sort of a long tool in their hand which you can’t easily identify at first. The rooftop matches the color of their clothes, same pitch blackness so deep it makes you feel as if it’s sucking in the light. The only change in colors is the gray sky behind, twisting and ever-changing like a surface of the sun seen through a black-and-white filter, with slight changes to the hue but never outside the gray spectrum.

Suddenly, there is a movement behind the figure, and a giant lantern glowing fiery golden light creeps from behind the roof. Slowly, gradually, more lanterns start to appear, some far away, some so close that you get a feeling as if their heat is a breath away from burning the roof.

You know nothing of the figure, nothing of the world, nothing of the lanterns or pitch blackness on you and under your feet, but there is this one, very jarring and obvious instinct that you feel.

You need to run. 

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dgsgdhafdhkl thank you so much omg I can’t believe I somehow inspired??? this?? This is such a cool concept! (Also the pacing. Love it augh.) Thank you so much for your kind words on this and on Xie’er it genuinely made my like……. month T0T

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💚💚💚 Yesss your art made my imagination skyrocket and the words just spilled. It was fun, and thank u for your words, they make me really happy 😊😌

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HERE IT IS LADS! THE ULTIMATE CULIMINATION OF ALL THOSE WEDDING JOKES 💀💀💀 AT THIS POINT I AM CONVINCED WORD OF HONOR AND ITS CAST IS JUST ONE MASSIVE FEVER DREAM

So Gong Jun was invited to Chuang2021 as a guest (he did a really good job by the way!! 🥺) and throughout the event he would occasionally bring up a certain "Zhang-Laoshi"

So here he's being asked who he would form a boygroup with if ever given the chance,

*btw he ONLY referred to him as Zhang-Laoshi throughout the event and never by his fullname! It's hilarious that the Tencent subbing team just automatically subbed it with ZZH's complete name. Why are they so sure it's ZZH, huh?? There must be tons of other Zhang-Laoshis out there 😂

What he said was, "和我最匹配的人也就只能是张老师了” and I'd translate it as "the person most compatible with me can only be Zhang-Laoshi" or "the best match for me can only be Zhang-Laoshi"

The term he used was 匹配 and it is LITERALLY

He basically called him his perfect match! 最匹配! GONG JUN PLS NOBODY WAS ASKING THAT! HE DID NOT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD! AND BTW JUST TWO PEOPLE ISN'T ENOUGH FOR A BOYGROUP?!!

Then, he specifically called out a trainee, Wu Yuheng, to tell him that he's going to support him, because Zhang-Laoshi sent him a hongbao when they were chatting the night before. Wu Yuheng is ZZH's junior from the same company!

HE'S PROBABLY WONDERING WHY THE GUEST MENTOR IS ESPECIALLY FAVOURING HIM LMAO

The rest of the members of his group were like "Thank you, Laoshi" but Wu Yuheng said, "Thank you, Ge" to him instead, so now Wu Yuheng's fans are referring to Gong Jun as "brother in law" asjksgsksg HELP

And now the funniest thing about all of this, and the whole point of this post, is that a lot of people who didn't watch Word of Honor and don't know about Wenzhou, thought that Gong Jun was married after watching Chuang 😂

I kid you not, there were A LOT of people who LEGITIMATELY thought that Gong Jun was married to this elusive, mysterious "Zhang-Laoshi" that he kept on talking about.

This was further exacerbated by the fact that the host, Deng Chao, also refers to his actual wife as Sun-Laoshi! Whenever he mentions Sun-Laoshi, everyone knows he's talking about his wife. So you can probably imagine what happened when Gong Jun also kept bringing up his own mysterious "Zhang-Laoshi" 💀

Him talking about Zhang-Laoshi a lot, plus the stacked rings on his ringfinger, his overall demeanor and choice of words, the hongbao and the special favour for a specific trainee, all led to this one glorious misunderstanding. The stars really aligned for this to happen and I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING 💀💀💀

Some of the comments were just absolute GOLD. Like saying that they felt that Gong Jun was really too much, constantly talking about his lover during the event! 😭 And some were going "well it must be his wife, otherwise he would refer to them with their full name and not just a vague Zhang-Laoshi as if he expects everyone to know exactly who that person is" and also "he really smiles a lot when talking about his lover huh" asjkdgsdhs HELP ME WHAT KIND OF SITUATION IS THIS 💀

This is.....unprecedented. Clownery at its finest. LITERALLY ALL OTHER FANDOMS CAN GO HOME. I'm still laughing at the sheer audacity and absurdity of it all. All of the shameless wedding jokes the fandom and the cast members have been making until now have been absolutely STEAMROLLED into fucking oblivion by none other than Gong Jun himself.

Chen Zihan with her top trending Wenzhou wedding edit? Huang Youming and his wedding jokes? Zhang Zhehan calling them the hottest couple? Well Gong Jun skipped wenzhou's wedding altogether and literally made people believe he was married to ZZH 😂 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

I just???? What is this cast even doing?????💀

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ENG SUB - 《山河令》 Ep6 original dialogue

ZZS’s reactions make more sense when you know what WKX really said ;) Edited this clip to include some audio from fandubs of the original lines (it’s guesswork based on lip-reading but I’d say 99% accurate because most of the time there’s a clear shot of WKX’s lips.) 

At 0:48 I think WKX says something like “这么亲密的问题，就这么随便问我” instead of the official dub’s “私人心事” (private matters) so I translated based on the original line. Wish I could have done a re-dubbing of the line but unfortunately my voice would not match lol

Also, remember that when WKX was hallucinating, the name that he called out was Zhou Zishu? That’s why ZZS looks so scandalised when WKX says that in the hallucination he was “和我的心上人“ (with the one I love).

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ENG SUB - 《山河令》 Ep36 original dialogue

Zhou Zishu’s reactions make more sense with Wen Kexing’s original lines and in the original, Chengling explains how Liuhe Xinfa works when both practitioners love each other wholeheartedly.

This also explains why Ye Baiyi and Rong Changqing did not manage to both survive the process of practicing Liuhe Xinfa; they were zhiji, but they did not love each other the same way since Ye Baiyi’s romantic feelings for his zhiji were not reciprocated, and eventually Rong Changqing must have qi deviated. (Huang Youming, who plays YBY, has stated in his livechat that YBY and RCQ were his CP.)

[Minor quibble: at the end of the clip Chengling’s disciple clearly says 他俩活了？ (the two of them survived) rather than 他们活了？ (they survived) in the fandub, but it doesn’t change the essential meaning of the sentence.]

My English subs of Ep6 original dialogue can be found here.

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Laopo in pearls becuase... !!!!!

If it wasn’t clear from the abominable photos these are pencil and watercolour bc they were meant to just be quick sketches and I got carried away ^^’

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*sobbing* BEEFLEAF T0T

I just love them a lot I reread book 5 recently and I just. I love them a lot.

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Doodled a Gu Yun on a call to go with Chang Geng...

If I could draw comics (if I could draw, amirite?) it would involve Chang Geng trying to surprise Gu Yun and be all flirtatious in his sheer robe; Gu Yun would have a minor heart attack and let a shoulder slip off in his shock, and Chang Geng immediately goes into overprotective ‘YIFU ARE U COLD HERE LET’S TURN THE FIRE UP HERE ARE MORE BLANKETS AND A HEARTY MEAL’ while. still in the sheer robe. Predictably this does not help Gu Yun’s flatlining whatsoever.

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no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

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the reading experience is just “now what the hell is he doing over there”. 

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yan wang, are you aware that your boyfriend is a cat? 

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happy birthday to the marquis ;; 

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well … 

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The scrappiest Chang Geng offering T0T

If it’s not obvious from the lined paper, this wasn’t meant to be anything but Chang Geng just Happened and then he wanted to wear a sheer robe and who was I to stop him??? his face is wonky bc it’s covered in tipex ahaha ^^’