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oh shit i’m 24

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history

[burgerlabs]

hi i have like thousands of listens to LMFAO on spotify and am rly autistic about them and i'd like to say that what makes this even funnier is that not only do they have those two studio albums but they also have another album called I'm in yer city trick and it's literally like 15 copies of the exact same song and the only difference is the name of the city they sing in it

[pack-yr-romantic-mind]

it's actually 51 copies. 44 different cities and then the explicit version for 7 of them. The song always refers to a sand and a polka-dot bikini no matter where it's set. They included Chattanooga, TN. They included Grand Rapids, MI. There's an extra one for New York where they call out the names of each borough. There's one that's just called "I'm in the Desert Trick." The album is $61.49 on Amazon Music.

[3dmonstermaze]

LMFAO condemned to wander the earth eternally as punishment for party rocking

[grosezero]

And thats funny to you ?

[depsidase]

[fanghusband]

pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster

[planetariumthottie]

don’t get to know me, i’m better as a concept in your head

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

[heavensghost]

unfortunately im very self aware

[notta-crow]

you know everyone thinks it's so cute when someone wears their Boyfriend's clothes, but the last time Patroclus did that, it didn't end well

[vesta-knows-besta]

wow…unfollowing…thought he was a cool guy but it turns out he dragged hector’s body around the outside of the city. can’t have shit in troy 🙄

[springsofhcney]

deleting all my dating apps bc i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (he juggles figs to catch my attention and then throws one to me)

[deactivationgocrazy-deactivated]

"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.

[doubleca5t]

I think I've got a compromise

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[eruphadriel]

[fishfrommars]

When I say I cackled

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[thyming-deactivated20220220]

Take a deep breath. Everything will be alright. You will be okay. The sun will rise again and the flowers will start to bloom.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[traumadrauma]

hey y’all wanna talk about a lesser talked about trauma effect?

loss of autonomy.

not knowing how to do anything without explicit permission or instruction.

feeling like you’ll get in trouble if you do anything on your own will.

waiting until you’re given permission to do so much as eat.

not feeling like your body is your own.

if you experience this you aren’t broken or alone. you were abused and traumatized and conditioned to be like this. remember you belong to nobody but yourself. you are and will be okay.

[evilchrispine]

[emergentpattern]