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[evilchrispine]

[evilchrispine]

[evilchrispine]

happy mothers day

[evilchrispine]

i keep hoarding urls on tumblr like im going to use every single one of them #mystrangeaddiction

[icaseybaybee]

[evilchrispine]

Hitha I miss you bbg remember the discord server 💔

oh hi I miss all 36 of my discord servers too 💔 but unfortunately college is very much getting to me 😔😴

[kosmogrl]

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[probuccalfat]

my most american trait is that i love hanging out in a parking lot

[tallahasseemp3]

"it's august 1st and summer is over" STOP! you are wishing your life away! there is still a whole month stretching out before you and it will still be hot in september, when the heat feels like the last sip at the bottom of a glass. enough doom. summer is now. go take it.

[painchiller]

they should invent shoplifting for online stores

[theweirdwideweb]

[justanapparatus]

imagine. you are a supermodel whose fan base primarily consists of people who think you are secretly married to your ex-best-friend who has publicly denounced you. it's one of the biggest fashion events of the year. you decide to teasingly reference one of the least logical conspiracy theories among your fan base. and the combo of the post and your flop outfit is so iconic that it gets reposted every year. to the point that elmo parodies it. AND you have to go to dinner with the kushners.

[spitblaze]

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[handweavers]

a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get

[escuerzoresucitado]

[depsidase]

[evilchrispine]

zexit day