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[hollanovarchive]

Hey! Do you happen to have a list of fics where Shane goes to Tampa right after the plane crash?

Hello, I have a tag called -> Rewritten Scenes , that has a mix of alternate versions on how certain events took place.

BUT, this specific ask also made me realize there are SOSOSOSOSO many plane crash scenes so I decided to turn it into a master post :P

Click here my friend for Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite

In addition, these are some upcoming rewrite mast posts I am planning ->

2014 Vegas Rewrite | 2017 Break Up Happens | All Star Weekend Rewrite | Boxing Day Fight Rewrite | Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite | Hotel Gym Rewrite | Shane Leaves Ilya Post Vegas | Sleeping w/ Other Men Fight

Also, I’m sorry this took longer than when you first asked me. My inbox has been sooooo full and i’m making lists and finding fics left and right. I appreciate your patience so muc🤍

[heohl-art]

"Heohl why did you stop drawing HOLLANOVA?"😱🔥✨️

(I didn't 💗)

UH, I'm so proud of how good this one turned out, my dear dear Hollanova~ (I'm also pretty proud of that glowing on the dress😭✨️)

🌸Btw🌸 a new SHORT COMIC is coming sooooon🔥

Notes: Bonus close-ups✨️💗

[swagsmeister]

afternoon stroll

[jewelcoatfish]

shane is tired and upset at the world one random day and he comes over to nuzzle into ilya’s neck and wrap his hands around ilya’s shoulder and whining wordlessly. ilya grabs shane’s waist and hug him for a bit before plucking out his phone and plays one of those corny ass love songs and starts swaying the both of them. shane complains into ilya’s neck but he’s swaying too and they dance slowly around the living room as the tension slowly leak from shane’s body

[symphoniccowboy]

the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over

[swagsmeister]

the dua lipa of it all

[parcai]

shane is such a terrifying captain & i feel like nobody talks abt this. ive seen maybe 2 fics that did this well tops.

he's not bro-ey & brotherly the way roz is. he's a child prodigy, runs a tight ship, efficient as fuck, Hockey Jesus AND plays in montreal (habs lore) so the city does in fact think he can turn water to wine they have sanctified him, & only social enough to keep the respect of his team, so mostly the vets anyway. he dishes advice bluntly & matter of fact, not rude but it's like that's it end of convo. what i say goes bc it DOES. above all this man does not want to be fucking embarrassed, esp not by teammates playing like it's amateur hr. his rooks prob stutter out half sentences around him, get nervous when he approaches them, he is INTIMIDATING but not on purpose!!!1!1!!

[yaperolspritz]

I have never set foot in Hamilton ON but I learned that one of their former teams was called the tigers and thus I propose:

The Hamilton Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Players

[sea-wave-of-atoms]

Even in the offseason its still the seattle torment

[etheltempest]

BREAKING NEWS: abby roque has gorilla-glued herself to the floor of the place bell.

“i’m not leaving” she said.

[flaherty-updates]

there is a hockey team that exists right now that consists solely of defensive pair mae batherson and kendall cooper alone in the middle of the desert

[lesbian-shakespeare]

Why does the Women's Hockey Team, the stronger and cooler US Olympic Hockey Team, simply not eat the men's team?

[grantmentis]

All this talk about PWHL protection lists but who’s protecting my sanity. Makes you think.

[allamanamedearl]

No one. You end up in the same asylum as the rest of us.

[schenokpuck]

what people fail to understand is that in the current political and social climate if we are truly going to support lesbians during pride month we need to be paying better attention to lesbian-specific issues. like the psychological and emotional distress caused by the PWHL expansion protocol.

[simpledontmeanpeachy]

Don’t forget your bisexual sisters. We need to band together in these trying times!

[charge-me-up]

i love how scrolling down the pwhl tag the last few days was mostly 1. people trying to understand the expansion process, 2. people cursing the expansion process, and 3. poulin and stacey having a nice day out with the walter cup

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[reagantheteenagewitch]