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Hiking in the eastern states: One mile straight uphill, 750ft elevation gain. No switchbacks. Dig a cathole and die in it like a man.

Hiking in the midwest: Hey girlie don't worry! We saw you might have to do 100ft of elevation gain in a mile, so we added a half mile switchback! Also, we have posts every 60 ft telling you you're still on the right trail, and each one has a coupon for search and rescue in case you get too tiwed! Don't forget your free ticks!

Hiking in the southwest: hope you like sun and rocks

#this was not a 5 mile trail this was a 2 mile trail your toddler drew out in microsoft paint and you decided to run with it #no good hiking in missouri unfortunately #hiking #whining #at a certain point switchbacks arent helpful theyre just lengthening the trail for no reason

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my motto for this year is TRYING, whatever I want, whatever I wanna achieve, I gotta at least try it out, if it won’t work out at least I’ll know that I tried….. otherwise I’ll live my life regretting that I didn’t try

#reminder: find scuba classes