The Tumblr of Larz

"No one is as dumb as I appear to be." - Mo Rutherford (The Stuff)

[fyeahygocardart]

People Running About

[yournewfandom]

one of the hands down, absolute, best things about Mighty Ducks The Animated Series is the fact that a bunch of ducks stopping crimes is considered to be done by mysterious strangers where, for all the earth knows, there’s only 6 alien ducks in existence, all of whom are players for the very publicly known Anaheim Mighty Ducks hockey team

who could these mysterious heroes be? definitely not the alien ducks who just joined the nhl

[cas-swift]

Things I need more of: Ms. Marvel and Wolverine interacting

“Wait–so what was the most upvoted story?”

“Umm… Cyclops and Emma Frost’s romantic vacation in Paris?”

“This is the worst day of my life”

[dddooogggsss-deactivated2017070]

Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset

[universosaiyan]

- Masenko

[knwelle-deactivated20170630]

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.

[bompo-dompo]

sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese

[larzimusprime]

The signs as Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal dub lines

Aries: FYI tomatoes are a fruit, so they'll never be the greatest vegetable!

Taurus: You're not really gonna let some fanfiction decide your fate, are you?

Gemini: Yuma, I've seen you lose to a vending machine. Are you sure this is wise?

Cancer: The only things I was afraid of was spiders, the dark, and toes!

Leo: "Bummed out" is when you go to the candy shop and they're all out of your favorite chocolate bar.

Virgo: Yuma please, you are embarrassing me and I am invisible.

Libra: I cannot just blurt it out. At least not without a proper drum roll.

Scorpio: Guess it's time to kick nasty into overdrive!

Sagittarius: You just summoned your mom.

Capricorn: But what you didn't count on was me being a WRECKING BALL, ready to smash your defenses!

Aquarius: Remember the guy who showed me all those shortcuts to school and taught me how to burp the alphabet? That guy was awesome.

Pisces: "Can you cure us?" Sorry, but I'm just a veterinarian!

[revered-inventor-deactivated201]

Mega Diancie

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[universedbz]

[ushinaki-deactivated20170422]

[aidoru-ojisan]

[neogohann]

[rankdirtyhungdaddy]

[kuusouryodan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[celeste-asl]

All day

[luvandia]

step forward and draw