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Indie Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars Rebels. written by Sarah. side blog to dathomirborn.

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sarah and i just basically skyped for 8 hours and spent 2 of those hours singing hsm3 duets through our tears, what’d y’all do with your day

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[6:11:56 PM] sarah: so I was trying to come up with designs for zeb's moms and I have to share a really sad thought I had regarding them with you

[6:14:04 PM] bex: Fuck me up

[6:19:30 PM] sarah: zeb wishing that, under different circumstances and in a different time, that kallus could have met his parents. zeb wishing that they didn't have to die in such a cruel way, and that they could have lived to meet his new family, and one of the most unlikely partners he could ever have. but he never brings this up because in the end it was still kallus's order that ultimately killed them.

[6:23:40 PM] bex:

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“Facial hair was an important status symbol in Lasat culture.[7] Those with green eyes and prominent purple stripes were considered to be attractive by others of their species.[8]” – Wookiepedia

we all already knew zeb was one handsome fella but I guess he was considered Extra Handsome back on lasan, which is something I can appreciate :’)

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@blasterspun said: i’m glad that zeb is canonically hot

you and me both 🙏

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“Facial hair was an important status symbol in Lasat culture.[7] Those with green eyes and prominent purple stripes were considered to be attractive by others of their species.[8]” -- Wookiepedia

we all already knew zeb was one handsome fella but I guess he was considered Extra Handsome back on lasan, which is something I can appreciate :’)

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hey sarah you should share some more headcanons about zeb's two Moms

-INHALES-     BOI

I don’t have too many hc’s about them yet bUT here’s what I have so far:

their names are Bellasun and Jebex!

Bellasun was once a member of the Honor Guard and Jebex was in the army. they met when Bellasun was assigned to assist in training Jebex and her unit, and ended up getting to know each other pretty well.

they didn’t actually get married until they were much older, in their 30′s/40′s, but they’d known each other for well over 10 years and been in a relationship for half that.

Zeb is biologically related to both of them! reproductive health and medicine is FAR more advanced in the world of sw, so having a child with both of their genes would be possible (especially considering similar things have happened irl). Bellasun carried and gave birth to him, though.

while Jebex is the taller of the two, Bellasun is built like a brick house and only a little bit shorter.

Bellasun was born with the last name Itiro, and took Orrelios as her last name after marrying Jebex.

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headcanon: zeb didn’t have a dad growing up, but instead had TWO moms. they both came from long, proud lines of lasat warriors and one of them even served in the honor guard once upon a time. he always looked up to them as the best of the best and wanted nothing more than to be like them growing up. the day he joined the honor guard, and later becoming captain, were some of the proudest days of his life. and zeb’s moms were there for both occasions to cheer him on.

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Another point commission from deviant. Zeb and Ezra! 

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@lasanguarded

Oh, you’re that loud. I dunno if it’s you, or if it’s him, but I’m tired, Zeb. I’m tired. 

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s’not like we mean to be! we just.... are. I guess. can we not talk about this?

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Hey, Zeb. Maybe you and /Tiberius/ can.... I dunno.... Keep it down. Sound-proof isn't sound-proof /enough/ with you two. And, before you start tryin' to defend yourself, I had my /helmet/ on. AND STILL HEARD YOU. /Everyone/ heard you.

now hOLD ON JUST A MINUTE THERE I–

………

we’re not actually that loud are we

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"Oh, Garazeb.~" The name rolls off his tongue as he plops himself down in the Lasat's lap. He's essentially making a show of it - dramatically flinging his arms around his neck, one hand coming up so he can trail a fingertip along the edge of Zeb's ear. "Pay attention to me."

It was already bad enough that he was using his NAME (not his nickname, but the very name his mother had given him the day he was born. the same name that made his insides flutter and his face flush when spoken.) and that Kanan was standing just beyond the doorway pretending not to HEAR IT.

But then Tiberius just had make a show of it. Plopping down in his lap, face inches away from his own as he played a finger over the CURVE of his ear. Zeb can see Kanan trying to discreetly move his and Ezra’s conversation elsewhere, which only adds to his EMBARRASSMENT. And yet, Ashla forgive him, a slight twinge of delight defeats him as the automatic doors slid shut.

Zeb let out a breath, not at all hiding his exasperation. “There are EASIER ways to get my attention, you know. Not to mention subtler,” he added, mouth quirking up into an ABASHED smile. He tried to ignore the way he felt curled up in his lap, but to no avail. “We aren’t the ONLY ones on this ship, ya know.”

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[11:40:15 PM] bex: a Question [11:40:20 PM] bex: what team did you pick in pokemon go [11:40:46 PM] sarah: Team Mystic ✌️ [11:41:00 PM] bex: i’m not Surprised [11:41:10 PM] bex: i picked team valor lmao [11:41:19 PM] sarah: GASPS [11:41:25 PM] sarah: we can no longer be friends [11:41:50 PM] sarah: it was nice knowing you bex [11:41:37 PM] bex: goodbye sarah, ,,, [11:41:58 PM] sarah: ALWAYS REMEMBER,,,,, THAT I LOVED YOU,,,,,,,,, [11:42:17 PM] bex: [gotta go my own way plays softly in the distance]

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bex: sends me an ask from kallus

me: what kind of homosexual bullshit--

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saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

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vader and ahsoka: literally are just looking at each other

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          “Oh, you smell that bad. And who CARES! It’s not just your room anymore, keep your STINK to yourself!” Was that a death threat? He can’t be sure. “Do I have to tell HERA that you’re being… you?” 

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Zeb grimaced, scrunching up his nose at the mention of getting Hera involved. “Oh I’ll keep my stink to MYSELF alright--” He made a grab for Ezra to force him under his arm, purposefully raising it up to give him a big ole WHIFF. “But you won’t be missing out on it!”

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I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

Ok, guys, i’m going to hell, who’s with me?

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“I don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.” -- lasanguarded (zeb venting to sabine about his lack of a love life tbh)

meme —— accepting.

          “Well, big guy —” she lowers the datapad just enough to peer at him, a little smile coming to her features. Since she’s currently using him as a foot rest, she moves one foot to give him a gentle nudge against his stomach. “Some people just aren’t ready to commit, especially to someone as…. Well, you as you are. But that’s not on you.” Another nudge, this one more affectionate. “That’s their loss.”