Hermione: Guys... I was fooling around in restricted section and one book sort of transported me to a different universe for a bit-
Harry and Ron: What?!
Hermione: And our lives are like a really popular book series right there AND people write A LOT of fanfics about us...
Harry and Ron: WHAT?!
Hermione: Aaaand... you and me Harry are paired with Malfoy a lot. And I mean A LOT.
Ron: huh...
Hermione: What is it, Ron?
Ron: oh, you know... I just think they forgot about someone...
Hermione and Harry: ??
Ron: Don't you think me and Malfoy wouldn't hit hard? Just saying.














