Lassie

bigender faggot

[lassieisafag]

Blog Intro after 500 years

I'm Lassie, I use she/he pronouns. As said on the tin I'm a fag [And a furry!]

I mostly reblog shitposts, art, fandom stuff, sometimes serious posts or interesting things I find. Mostly just whatever! My blog may contain artistic nudity, gore, and 18+ content, so if you're looking to avoid that you might wanna shoo and block!

I love love love loooooove Project Zomboid, and all of my other interests flip flop faster than a fish out of water, so I'll reblog whatever suits my fancy at any given time.

Art Blog -> @lassieisanapple For easy access so I don't have to go scrolling to find them: Wife -> @thymedic @ourmedic Brother -> @cryptidmickle Meli -> @milkshakebun

Main tags:

#misc

#reference

#favs

#pz

#my art

Blorbo Posting:

Bob

John johnson II

Arthur Schmorgous

Ruth Woodwells

Bill Herring

Roel Guy

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[puncertainty]

<3

[pineappical]

think about it long time

[battymoonflower7]

ID: Project Hail Mary art of Grace and Rocky in the bio-dome watching the sun set over the sea. The colours are of the Aromantic Asexual "sunset" flag. End ID

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[eye-of-alexis]

BloodyMary sketches. (SPOILER WARNING FOR IRON LUNG)

yes I disappeared. Yes I will again. No Grace liking sudoku is not self indulgent FUCK YOU/j

[namitheslime]

elli gets her own dome and happiness

[fox-cardigan]

this is exactly how it feels

[alcordraws]

The funniest version of bloodymary, to me, is where Adrian finds Simon entirely separately and has to go through their own ordeal of bonding with a sad traumatized squishy wet human while wondering how their partner's going to react. And then when Rocky gets back theyre both nervously llike. Hey babe. So there's something I have to show u,,,,, also you're gonna have to get cool about a lot of things real fast. Meanwhile simon and Grace are sniffing at each other like two cats being introduced through a bathroom door

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[many-blogs]

Sorry to be a nerd on your post but frogs can’t feel temperature, only wet, which is why they can’t tell when they’re in boiling water.

This is the opposite of humans who can feel temperature but not wet. We only feel the difference of temperature of water (or sweat or snot or blood) on our skin, but we can’t feel what “wet” feels like.

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[jetcat-14]

Just a Reminder of how Jacked Janeway is 🥵

[tuttle-did-it]

I had no complaints when Janeway put on her purple vest and playing John McClaine.

[kedreeva]

Please meet Rube Goldberg.

While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.

It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.

I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.

So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!

And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.

[kedreeva]

Speepy Rube

I picked him up and pet his head and he was just like oh okay, and laid down to take a lil nap.

[kedreeva]

What are we doing? Rube asks.

His perfectly pink beak has a little smudge of color, very much reminding me of a little kitty I once knew.

Also several people in the notes have suggested I missed an opportunity to name him Rube Goldbird and they're so right. So I'm updating his name (which will also hopefully keep us out of the tag for the machine guy) and tag to Rube Goldbird.