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[dopaminerjic]

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[twinktorturer]

my instagram reels algorithm is kind of amazing til theres a community of people with a fetish for women trying to start their car but it wont start or something? how does that even develop. fascinating

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[dogpuppy]

[shithowdy]

found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

[gumi-megpoidd]

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[dogpuppy]

[orcboxer]

watermelon? technically a berry. pumpkin? also a berry. even the humble cucumber, is a long berry. they are all three in fact the same type of berry. which is called... pepo. #pepo

[bardjulus]

even strawberry’s? 🥺

[orcboxer]

technically not a berry....... but it parties like one

[riflebrass]

[dopaminerjic]

yesterday my mum was watching fox news. today she's watching al jazeera. never let them know your next move

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[thysilus]

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

[carlyraejepsans]

"estrogen could save her" none of us can be saved

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today