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I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.

ethanredotter

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

wolverinequeen

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

official-sachsen-anhalt

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

ask-finny

((Two kinds of people))

1800screencaps

vrandaa

stark-raven-mad

Modern poetry at its finest

kazoomusic

Someday a historical anthropologist is going to have a field day

thatisrad

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.

girlsfrommars

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

weavemama

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF THE ARTHUR MEME I’VE EVER SEEN

joshpeck

just here to ruin your day and tell you that in about two weeks Tik Tok by Kesha is 10 years old

covergay

goawfma

☠☠

thebelchers

mamalazzer

So, Disney storyboarded Hercules in live action with dancers. My mind is blown

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candiikismet

I’m SCREAMING

allsonargent

favorite characters ≡ Captain Raymond Holt

“If there’s anything you want to talk about, my door is always open. Metaphorically. In reality, I often keep my door closed, for privacy, security, climate control.”