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My collab for the Moshang Big Bang 2023 with @SaySong91
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It's Finally Done!!! My bigbang fic!
'Once and Flor-al!' 🌻
3/3 chapters, 32.3k
His blue eyes light up as he leaves a single sunflower in the tip jar next to Shang Qinghua.
"What the fuck was that?", asks Liu Qingge as the door closes behind the stranger.
"I…don't know," but something warm spreads inside his chest. He has no idea what just happened or why he suddenly feels so elated but…he really hopes his new customer comes back.
Shang Qinghua's life changes when a mysterious stranger starts visiting 'Sunflower' flower shop.
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art by @lasunsh1ne
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Svsss dolls but with the Eng Ver. design: Luo Binghe & Shen Qingqiu
Hello! I bring you my collab with @/384_400 (on Ao3) for the bingqiu reverse minibang! @bingqiuminibang
I hope you like it!!! READ THE FIC HERE
Fic by: @thesanduliu
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Practicing Binghe’s wavy and fluffy hair!!
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Fox!Sqh and Snow Leoperd!Mbj
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John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
PewDiePie will keep being racist until every decent company has cut any sort of ties with him
i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time
“sad little bug” is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
she weaponized her gag gift im crying
the next generation comes with rocket boosters