Eyes Like Stars

Pixel animals and bad puns.

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[sandycohen420]

it’s easter

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[gg-is-a-loser]

wobbuffet

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[lacroix-drinker]

[depsidase]

[aggot]

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

[beaniebabyoftheday]

Woolly the lamb

[fruity-pebblz]

My wooly the lamb I’ve had and slept with every night since I was a baby

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[phoenix]

[discolesbo]

wtf is going on

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Brutal scenes playing out in real time

[kamari3]

[tineiya]

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[anticurses]

[galaxywarp]

The Celery Man

[bogleech]

Maybe he'd have noticed if he could take a single minute from crunching and munching that celery 🙄