Eh

I’m an adult

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[themechnamedashley]

That giggle is *everything*. That joy.

[the-problematic-trolley]

I need a full game of just this. Lesbian makeout simulator.

[the-problematic-trolley]

Thanks for that AI summary, I doubt I would’ve found it anywhere else 🙄

[christclown]

These cuffs that keep a sub on tip toes are my current obsession

They're sure to make any chase short :)

[christclown]

I've watched porn less suggestive than this technical description of a 3d print

[severin-photocopy]

wow they made autismmaxxing braces

[the-problematic-trolley]

Putting an autistic sub in these and they become super nimble and agile, and now you have to chase them down like a gazelle.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 75

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Red Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Remaining time: 2 hours 21 minutes

Cecil art is by @littleulvar

[the-problematic-trolley]

Nagito, you bastard, you split the Red Guy vote.

[gabriel-grumbletoon]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[the-problematic-trolley]

This is not a blowjob. Damn, I wish it was.

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-problematic-trolley]

Should’ve bought a house when I was 9

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[animentality]

[the-problematic-trolley]

Not my amazing digital circus not my amazing digital monkeys.

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[hpfranzjungilovekafkaitocraft]

You should move to my town we have mini puttputt and a sprawling network of underground tunnels that ebb with a primordial but unnatural pulse. It brings to mind a calm and beating multidimensional heart which thrusts reality beyond space and time wherein the feebleminded are drawn to cursed and violent memories. Such wicked bloodlust might consume them in the bowels squirming beneath this fine township.

Anyway the golf course has a windmill, but watch out for the teeth!

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[the-problematic-trolley]

Reading Napoleonic French comedies be like: honor the ballsack

[cheaphalloweencostume]

gamers are mad a new game has a female main character and are calling her impossibly unrelatable and ugly? wow a first time for everything

[the-problematic-trolley]

Is this about Motorslice or God of War?

[depsidase]

[the-problematic-trolley]

This is Sun Tzu level understand of work.

“If you write the script, the you will know what it says.”

[depsidase]