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liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

dhaaruni

This is very good

mylordshesacactus

Please make a post about the story of the RMS Carpathia, because it's something that's almost beyond belief and more people should know about it.

Carpathia received Titanic’s distress signal at 12:20am, April 15th, 1912. She was 58 miles away, a distance that absolutely could not be covered in less than four hours.

(Californian’s exact position at the time is…controversial. She was close enough to have helped. By all accounts she was close enough to see Titanic’s distress rockets. It’s uncertain to this day why her crew did not respond, or how many might not have been lost if she had been there. This is not the place for what-ifs. This is about what was done.)

Carpathia’s Captain Rostron had, yes, rolled out of bed instantly when woken by his radio operator, ordered his ship to Titanic’s aid and confirmed the signal before he was fully dressed. The man had never in his life responded to an emergency call. His goal tonight was to make sure nobody who heard that fact would ever believe it.

All of Carpathia’s lifeboats were swung out ready for deployment. Oil was set up to be poured off the side of the ship in case the sea turned choppy; oil would coat and calm the water near Carpathia if that happened, making it safer for lifeboats to draw up alongside her. He ordered lights to be rigged along the side of the ship so survivors could see it better, and had nets and ladders rigged along her sides ready to be dropped when they arrived, in order to let as many survivors as possible climb aboard at once.

I don’t know if his making provisions for there still being survivors in the water was optimism or not. I think he knew they were never going to get there in time for that. I think he did it anyway because, god, you have to hope.

Carpathia had three dining rooms, which were immediately converted into triage and first aid stations. Each had a doctor assigned to it. Hot soup, coffee, and tea were prepared in bulk in each dining room, and blankets and warm clothes were collected to be ready to hand out. By this time, many of the passengers were awake–prepping a ship for disaster relief isn’t quiet–and all of them stepped up to help, many donating their own clothes and blankets.

And then he did something I tend to refer to as diverting all power from life support.

Here’s the thing about steamships: They run on steam. Shocking, I know; but that steam powers everything on the ship, and right now, Carpathia needed power. So Rostron turned off hot water and central heating, which bled valuable steam power, to everywhere but the dining rooms–which, of course, were being used to make hot drinks and receive survivors. He woke up all the engineers, all the stokers and firemen, diverted all that steam back into the engines, and asked his ship to go as fast as she possibly could. And when she’d done that, he asked her to go faster.

I need you to understand that you simply can’t push a ship very far past its top speed. Pushing that much sheer tonnage through the water becomes harder with each extra knot past the speed it was designed for. Pushing a ship past its rated speed is not only reckless–it’s difficult to maneuver–but it puts an incredible amount of strain on the engines. Ships are not designed to exceed their top speed by even one knot. They can’t do it. It can’t be done.

Carpathia’s absolute do-or-die, the-engines-can’t-take-this-forever top speed was fourteen knots. Dodging icebergs, in the dark and the cold, surrounded by mist, she sustained a speed of almost seventeen and a half.

No one would have asked this of them. It wasn’t expected. They were almost sixty miles away, with icebergs in their path. They had a responsibility to respond; they did not have a responsibility to do the impossible and do it well. No one would have faulted them for taking more time to confirm the severity of the issue. No one would have blamed them for a slow and cautious approach. No one but themselves.

They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference. I say: three people had died by the time they were lifted from the lifeboats. For all we know, in another hour it might have been more. I say they made all the difference in the world.

This ship and her crew received a message from a location they could not hope to reach in under four hours. Just barely over three hours later, they arrived at Titanic’s last known coordinates. Half an hour after that, at 4am, they would finally find the first of the lifeboats. it would take until 8:30 in the morning for the last survivor to be brought onboard. Passengers from Carpathia universally gave up their berths, staterooms, and clothing to the survivors, assisting the crew at every turn and sitting with the sobbing rescuees to offer whatever comfort they could.

In total, 705 people of Titanic’s original 2208 were brought onto Carpathia alive. No other ship would find survivors.

At 12:20am April 15th, 1912, there was a miracle on the North Atlantic. And it happened because a group of humans, some of them strangers, many of them only passengers on a small and unimpressive steam liner, looked at each other and decided: I cannot live with myself if I do anything less.

I think the least we can do is remember them for it.

mylordshesacactus

I can’t begin to describe how happy and flattered and a little teary I am that this just broke 100k.

I may be the actual only human being on Tumblr with a post this popular that I not only don’t regret making, but am actually HAPPY whenever I notice a surge in its circulation.

I never intended this to gain any traction at all (you’ll notice there’s no sources or anything–this was a personal ramble, prompted in good humor by a friend after I jokingly said that I wished someone would give me an excuse to cry about Carpathia on Tumblr so I could get it out of my system.) I literally expected to get, like, maybe 20 likes and a reblog, from friends, indulging me in my nonsense.

It just….means a lot to me that it’s touched so many people. I see a lot of tags to the effect of “HOW DARE YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS AND MAKE ME CRY ABOUT A BOAT” that are often really funny, but overwhelmingly the tags on this post are from people saving it for a rainy day, or remarking in a sort of quiet awe that they never even really thought about her role in the story–and God knows I never did, I learned it by complete accident much as most of the people who’ve found this post.

And so many of you guys are taking strength and reassurance from the reminder not only that people are capable of amazing things together, but simply that kindness matters and that a simple, tiny act of compassion is never wasted. I’m just really glad to have been able to do that for some folks.

If I can just add one personal note. I need to emphasize something I only touched on in the original post.

I need to emphasize that Carpathia failed.

A lot of the tags and comments have a tinge of…despair, or guilt, or wistfulness about things like this happening so rarely. Or inadequacy, or just being overwhelmed or unhappy about not being in a position to step up in a comparable way. And I want to gently bring up the fact that this is still the sinking of the Titanic.

They did not get there in time. They did not save the ship. It can be argued that they may not even have saved a single life; we have no way of knowing. This was still a horrific maritime disaster mired in arrogance and incompetence and a lack of care.

If the response to this story shows anything, it shows this: It matters that they tried.

Even though they got there too late, even though the ship still sank. It matters that they tried. The difference between making the best reasonable speed after confirming the seriousness of the situation, and the miracle they pulled off–it matters. It makes all the difference. Even if it made no difference at all. Not one of you read this and concluded that I was stupid for caring so much when the Titanic still sank and all those people still died.

You don’t have to fix the world. You’ll likely be cold and sick and miserable and testy and scared, and unprepared, and in over your head, and entirely too small to be of any real use. It feels stupid, passing out blankets and coffee in the middle of an ice field knowing what just happened. It’s hard to feel anything but useless when all you can do is tap a wireless transmitter and promise help that you know will come too late.

It matters that they fought for those people. It matters that they cared, and it matters that they tried. It matters that they didn’t stop. If it didn’t matter, you wouldn’t have read this far.

small-witch-big-hat

It is said that who saves one life, it is as though they have saved the entire world.

The passengers and crew of the Carpathia saved seven hundred and five.

If you can save one person, then save them.

nark-my-words

sleep apnea isn't even unique to fat people and has plenty to do with genetics and windpipe shape but in my opinion, being "overweight" and bringing it up in disability spaces can be a really good litmus test for how fatphobic and slimy someone actually is and where their disability advocacy begins and ends

the leftism leaving disability advocates' bodies when fat people have a disorder ppl characterize as their fault etc

i know this sounds like I'm making up a guy but other ppl who are "Overweight" and have sleep apnea will get it. people treat us like shit lol

netherworldpost

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

sea-salted-wolverine

Could it be more queer?

netherworldpost

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

brakken

can we stop with this style of writing now please (:

be silly and shameless, i am begging you

milominderbindered

Ok so your post about the emergency alert reminded me of something VERY FUNNY about it which is that a) my parents also live where there's currently lots of fire, we could see it from the party they threw at the weekend and b) they live in Wales, and so had a slightly different experience of the alert.

Now, the thing about Wales is that *by law* all official government communication must be bilingual. Which means that in Wales, everyone got 2 alerts: one in welsh, and one in english.

Unfortunately, by law the welsh must happen *first*, and so the whole of wales got the fire alert in Welsh: A language that approximately 5% of the population speak well enough to actually understand what was going on.

So imagine, the emergency alert noise goes off. You open your phone. And the most *incomprehensible* collection of letters appear to you. You live in wales, so you know what Welsh looks like, but this is not the vocabulary that you usually see at the train station or on the letter from the council. And it's the emergency alert system. It's probably both Important and Urgent

So people all over Wales are using google lense or whatever to try and get a translations of this alert because this is clearly something Life Threatening. A frantic five minutes for the whole country.

And then the alert arrives in English.

Of course, now the joke is that this is how they force the Welsh Language on people: by making it clear that only Welsh Speakers will be saved from the atom bomb.

this is one of the funniest things i have Ever heard. as someone who grew up in cornwall, which desperately wants to be wales in terms of language and independence but simply doesnt have the push, imagining a universe in which i receive a kernow-only emergency text that is functionally meaningless to me but still sends the terrifying sirens off on your phone to make you think there's a bomb threat is kind of the premise of a horror movie . and that really is how they motivate u to revive a dead language

spockwithacat

The amount of people my age who think Luigi did more to get better healthcare then Obama explains everything wrong with populist politics

reasonablywittyatbest

..... D... D...... Do they not know how fucking ground shaking the ACA was???????

spockwithacat

I think everyone just forgot how much worse it was beforehand. The electorate has goldfish memories

kereeachan

That's kind of the big issue. Like, if Romney hadn't run a SPECTACULARLY bad campaign, sometimes I'm not sure Obama would have been a two term president, even when he and Joe spent most of the 2012 election pointing out it was GOP policies that had gotten our economy into the mess it was then still in, Obama has the most charisma of any politician within twenty years of his age in both directions, tons of young voters only had healthcare because of the ACA in that moment, and Obama "got bin Laden" shortly before the election. The GOP was STILL viewed as the party that was better for the economy and knew more about it by the bulk of Americans.

It has taken well over a YEAR STRAIGHT of Trump and his policies TANKING the good economy Biden handed him to even SLIGHTLY shake the general US public perception that the GOP is better at managing the economy than Democrats are. Despite ALLLLLLL the massive evidence showing that Dems are way better a job creation, budgeting, regulation, inflation, avoiding corruption, and so on. You know, all the charts routinely posted showing job creation under Dem vs. GOP admins, convictions of major officials under Dem vs. GOP admins, wage growth under Dems vs. GOP admins, and so on. All those facts have never made it through before.

Democrats MAYBE being better at managing the economy than Republicans is now a VERY NEW and VERY NARROWLY held idea by the USA at large. This is a fragile thing that obviously the GOP is looking for any sledgehammer to swing at (this is another reason they are yelling "communism!" beyond general red scare stuff, communist nations typically failed economically in a spectacular manner). Democrats MAYBE being trusted with taxpayer dollars and MAYBE being good at making the economy work for everyone is JUUUUUST starting to take root in peoples' minds. Which means it is very fragile as a notion and any major Dem publicly fucking it up (say a mayor or a major city, a big name senate candidate, or a Dem governor) will probably kill it dead for like another ten years.

Let's see how we do.

jadziacore

on this TOS rewatch i'm giving a lot of thought to the way Uhura and Spock's jobs on the bridge complement each other. whatever the Enterprise encounters, Kirk immediately turns to them like they're the two senses of the starship. if Spock picks up people Uhura hails them, if she can't establish a connection he assesses their condition. if it's a natural phenomenon Spock analyzes it and Uhura reports it to Starfleet. if they get hit Spock relays the ship damage and Uhura relays the casualties. when they arrive at a colonised planet Uhura contacts its authorities on the captain's behalf and Spock provides him with information on its history.

Science Officer and Communications Officer... Nature Guy and People Lady. Uhura is a romantic who loves poetry and music and human expression, Spock is a follower of Surak who seeks logic and objectivity and concrete data. Spock plays a regularly tuned instrument, Uhura invents the lyrics on the fly. hmmm...

anghraine

The actual triumvirate of the bridge tbh

And the two people mentioned both times that Kirk records his posthumous highest commendations under the belief they all will or might die—

"Space Seed":

KIRK [recording a log while suffocating]: Stardate 3142.8. They have my ship, discarding their own worthless vessel. Only moments of air left on the bridge now. Commendations recommended for Lieutenant Uhura, Technicians First Class Thule and Harrison, Lieutenant Spinelli and, of course, Mr. Spock. I take full responsibility. I take full... [he faints]

"The Immunity Syndrome":

KIRK: We have arrived at the chromosome body in the nucleus of the organism. If we should fail in our attempt to destroy it, or be unable to free ourselves, I wish to record my recommendations for the following personnel, that they receive special citation. Lieutenant Commander Leonard McCoy, Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott, officers Chekov, Kyle, Uhura, and my highest commendation for Commander Spock, science officer, who gave his life in the performance of his duty.

#transphobia #feminism #us politics #Youtube

misogyny-affected

trans poc, please i beg of you get transition inspo of people with your ethnicity

i was incredibly dysphoric about my round face and softer features until i started looking at the faces of hispanic men and realized that those features weren’t feminine at all, they were ethnic features white supremacy had conditioned me to see as less masculine

your ethnic features are beautiful, and you do not need to look european to look masculine or feminine

sweetgrass1312

Shoutout to my First Nations bitches. May your Resting Indigenous Face strike fear into the hearts of white people, who will now worry they said/did something racist.

dragon-in-a-fez

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

bigmann-mclargehuge

Share the knowledge

dragon-in-a-fez

Okay, here we go! I'm gonna try and put this in order from least to most technical knowledge required. I'm not responsible if you accidentally create SkyNet etc.

Level 1: browser extensions

This one is basically impossible to get wrong, or at least to get wrong badly enough that it causes any problems.

Get Firefox, or a Firefox fork like Waterfox. If you use a fork, make sure it's one that will let you use add-ons. On a PC, pretty much any Firefox fork will take add-ons, but on mobile devices, many don't. Iceraven is one that does.

Get the add-ons uBlock Origin, YouTube Sponsorblock (if you use YouTube), and FBCleaner (if you use Facebook).

uBlock Origin comes with a built-in list of filters to block ads and trackers, but you can add your own filters to block any specific element of a website you don't like. You know those goddamn floating frames on fandom.com sites that block half the screen? Now you can zap 'em.

Sponsorblock uses crowdsourced timestamps to automatically skip sponsor spots and self-promotion in YouTube videos. Never listen to anyone say "hit like and subscribe" or "Raid Shadow Legends" again.

FBCleaner hides all content from your feed except posts from people, groups, and pages you've actually chosen to follow.

Level 2: leaving enshittified services

The software that's become standard over the years in a lot of fields is steadily selling more of your data, showing you more ads, and pushing you to buy more expensive subscriptions. Time to tell them to get fucked.

Dump Adobe apps for Affinity or Krita. Drop Microsoft for LibreOffice. Change your default search engine from Google to DuckDuckGo or Qwant. Use OpenStreetMaps instead of Google or Apple Maps.

Level 3: network-level DNS fuckery

DNS, or Domain Name Service, is the thing that tells your computer where www.website.com is actually located. By hacking your network's DNS you can force it to tell your devices that ad-hosting domains don't exist at all. Some of the steps on this one can get pretty technical, but because you're doing all the difficult stuff on a dedicated device, you can't really fuck up anything that seriously.

Get yourself a Raspberry Pi (a cheap older one like a model 3B will work just fine for this purpose), and follow a guide like this one to get it set up running AdGuard Home. AdGuard, like uBlock, has built-in filter lists, but you can also add your own if there are specific domains you want to block.

Once it's up and running, you'll need to change the DNS settings on your router to point to your AdGuard service. This is different for every router but will always start with logging into the admin panel with a password printed on a little sticker somewhere on the router.

With that done, every time a device on your home network looks for ads.website.com, it'll get back a message that says "sorry, can't find it", so it won't be able to load any ads.

Level 4: Android-specific DNS fuckery

Because AdGuard runs on your home network, it can't block ads on your phone when you're away from home - and what's worse, your phone will sometimes remember the addresses it got when you were out and about, and ads will get past your AdGuard wall even when you're home.

To avoid this, get AdAway for DNS-based ad-blocking directly on your phone. The easy, but less seamless, way of using AdAway is the "local VPN mode", which doesn't require you to do any mucking about with your phone's operating system.

Level 5: automated media piracy

The best way to stop seeing ads on all your streaming services is to stop using streaming services. There are loads of ways to do this, but the best ones involve setting up what's called an "arr stack" (Google that for setup guides) along with nzbget and a usenet account. Most of the time you'll want to set this stuff up on a dedicated device - an old laptop gathering dust in the closet is a great option, or you can grab something used from a charity shop or a local electronics recycler.

The great thing about usenet is that unlike with torrents, you don't have to do any sharing from your computer, so you're in a lot less legal jeopardy - legally speaking, distributing pirated content is waaayyy more serious than accessing it. I pay about £3 a month for a secure, high-bandwidth usenet service.

Once you start getting your own collection of media on your own computer, use the open-source media library manager Jellyfin to browse and play things from basically any device.

Oh, and don't be a dick. Pirate all you want from big corporations, but please pay independent small-time creators for their work.

Level 6: fucking with Android

Android phones are a lot more locked-down than they used to be, but depending on the device you own you can still do a lot of messing around under the hood. Note that if you get something wrong while doing this, there is always the possibility that it will turn your device into a paperweight.

Before you buy a device, check where it sits on the Bootloader Unlock Wall of Shame. Once you've bought it, check the xda-developer forums for guides on how to unlock it and "root" it (gain admin access) with Magisk.

Once Magisk is installed, you can add modules to do all sorts of cool stuff, including using AdAway in "root mode" which makes it basically invisible.

You can also install YouTube ReVanced, which will do all the ad- and sponsor blocking stuff we took care of in your Windows browser a few paragraphs ago. Be careful: there are a lot of fake sites out there pretending they're associated with the ReVanced project which might be injecting malware into their downloads. This Reddit post has the official instructions and links.

Also, try out the modded version of Facebook from APKmoddone, which will block most of the same shit as the FBcleaner add-on from earlier. There's always a possibility that modified apps like this are doing something dodgy, but I've never had any issues with this one personally.

Level 7: fucking with Windows

This one is scary because it can seriously fuck up your shit if something goes wrong, but some really cool people have actually made it very simple to strip all the bloat, ads, and spyware out of Windows. The tool I use is ReviOS. Start reading at https://www.revi.cc/docs. Basically, you'll need to download a tool called AME Wizard and the ReviOS "playbook" that tells AME what to do. Read the documentation before you do any of this.

Level 8: switching to Linux

I'm not going to pretend this is an option for everyone. Half the software I use on a weekly basis isn't available on Linux. But if you can switch? Do it. These days, Ubuntu - one of the most popular flavours of Linux - is built with people switching from Windows in mind, and a lot of things will be pretty intuitive. It also has great documentation and a huge community you can go to for help if you're confused about stuff.

And that, friends, is a comprehensive approach to banishing the demons of capitalism from your home!

glasspalacesstoneshop

it's exactly that. it depends on what the particular political point being made is, but people often have what they consider to be the "start" of history. for most people in the west it's when Jesus happened. everything that happened before then, all the politics, empires, migration, it was all just setting up the chessboard, so to speak. since many Jews had already been exiled by that point, that's the starting position that they "belong" in

(I assume anon is talking about my tags on this post?)

But yeah no I have literally seen people claim that like, the historical place of Israel (not the state founded in 1948, like the historical empire sacked by the Romans) is a fiction because it’s in the Bible and the Bible isn’t real, but that’s basically like if you learned that Paper Towns by John Green was fictional and decided that the USA isn’t real. Like, Jerusalem and Rome are real places with ancient history that housed empires. And they are also places today that you can play Valorant in.

And if you’re Western Christian, especially American Christian, you’ve become very used to the way that the iconography of the Bible being decoupled from any actual location and are familiar with it as metaphor, to the extent that there is literally an American religion that decided that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri. And so when Jews go “no Jerusalem’s real. It’s right here and my ancestors were from there” Jews get a “yeah, suuuuure buddy” from gentiles and a bunch of jokes about how it was promised to them 3000 years ago, because acknowledging Jerusalem as a historical place is seen as tantamount to Biblical literalism.

For Americans, I would argue the date that begins history isn’t actually Jesus’s birth but rather sometime between ~1619-1776, when the U.S. was first being settled. You’ll notice that Hellenization and the Ottoman Empire aren’t seen as colonial because they were there before “the colonial world” and therefore their borders Just Are, and they don’t come as a product of history or anything.

Like, you’ll notice that the groups that were here in the the Americas aren’t taught as the output of thousands of years of history, and instead are taught as if they were static figures who have always been the people the were when the Europeans first met them, rather than as a continent/continents that had already seen the rise and fall of empires before Señor Colón stepped foot in this hemisphere.

bilgisticallykosher

Hi, friend!

This is a really unsettling but good point. I never really occurred to me.

אמן!

"He had Jewish parents." "She was born to Jews." It doesn't stop. We're from there, we're still native to there. We're still here.

halles-comet

because people have flipped out two recent posts of mine i feel like tumblr should remember it’s actually fine to acknowledge non-white, non-western countries can also have misogyny/political corruption/religious extremism. like I know a lot of young liberal Americans try to overcorrect for our conservative government but acting like Saudi Arabia or India are baby countries entirely full of morally pure, simple people is actually playing into the Noble Savage stereotype and not the anti-imperialist flex you think it is

aya--bb

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

notemily

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

legionforweare-many

*nonconsensually printed on human skin

mikkeneko

Pulled from the notes:

picklejarparty: Fun fact! (Huge bookbinding/printing and history of the book nerd here.) The process of binding books with human skin is known as anthropodermic bibliopegy, and most known extant examples are medical-related books. The historical sources of the skin are often executed criminals or stolen cadavers (hence many confirmed specimens having been medical textbooks commissioned by doctors). I had to look up the name of the book, but The Highwayman by James Allen was an autobiography about the criminal life of the author who dictated it to a prison guard, and he requested that when he died of illness a copy of the memoir would be bound in his own skin and given to a man who he tried to rob who fought back since he thought that was an act of bravery. All this to say that yes, most human skin-bound books are indeed horrific human rights violations, but this case is (according to Wikipedia) "the only known anthropodermic book bound with the consent of its source." Interesting macabre stuff! :)

prismatic-bell

I'm going to suggest there's one more kind of unethical fiction:

Shit you made up wholesale with the express purpose of vilifying and stirring up hate against others (Reefer Madness, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, etc.) or conning the shit out of them (Book of Mormon, Dianetics, basically any of Donald Trump's books).

Studying it in the aftermath isn't unethical--know thy enemy, etc.--but creating it is.

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