Tired of Being Tongue Tied

hi im pam im 21 stressed & tired in Dallas, Tx 💕

[toastbutteregg]

i just took this test as a joke to see if i can survive during an apocalypse and got this result

but the funniest part is

POISON IVY?

here’s the link if anyone wants to try it

share your results too please. im interested!

[pokemonsnapmemes]

omg took it and result says id die in two days

pretty accurate for a wimp like me 

[no-slice-of-serendipity]

@fluidityandgiggles Your tags are exactly what I was thinking when I, also an asexual, was told I would be responsible for the survival of the human race.

[y-not-loki]

Hi, I’m another asexual responsible for the survival of the human race.

Do not like the idea of being responsible for anything more than an atom.

[sofancydancy]

Hey, the coffee statement is valid.

[thegreymoon]

Got the same ^^ 😖 Well, if the zombies didn’t kill me, childbirth in a post-apocalyptic wilderness most certainly will! 😵

[alchemical-anya]

I’m also an ace who is “Responsible for the survival of the human race.” Guess the human race is just gonna die out lmao

[galaxy-lilies]

I am demisexual and also responsible for the survival of the human race. Saddle up boys we have some talkin to do

[skeleton-klng]

Another ace responsible for the survival of the human race.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

aroace responsible for the survival of the human race.

[werepuphowl]

I died in 6 days for being too trusting…yeah,sounds like me. 😭

[goodoldfashionedlover-boy]

Sounds like maybe the test knows human race isn’t supposed to survive

[galahadwilder]

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

[theotheryongbok]

This is the wholesome content I signed up for

[knighthawkchapter]

Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:

“Wakanda Forever…”

Diana just smiles…

[littlemissonewhoisall]

The cross continuity friendship we deserve 

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

[galahadwilder]

Someone made art!

[parlezvousladybug]

You are forgetting that during the initial introduction Shuri is there recording it, and dying laughing the entire time.

[radi0-open-door]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

[goodstuffhappenedtoday]

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

[ultrafacts]

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[qt-3point1four-deactivated20200]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[sixpenceee]

In an Exorcist-style display of flexibility, owls can rotate their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons. (Source)

[madame-mari-deactivated20220715]

Ro-ro-rotate your owl!

[lokidokeyartichoki]

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

[hellenhighwater]

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

[averysaurus]

I….I need all of them

[sixpenceee]

A very curious and friendly octopus. From here

[your-j-alpha-daddy-blog]

I don’t know why this is so mesmerizing to me 😍

[q0ra]

Omg, friends.

[arrghigiveup]

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 😻😻😻

[madnessandmakebelieve]

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[thetenderpassion]

[lovelynemesis-deactivated201903]

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

[phoenixwolf876]

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

[17mul]

🗣

[black-hippie-moonchild]

👌🏾

[succubus-is-smol-deactivated201]

Stay together, stay safe

[eclecticstudentwriter]

Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

[hapslock]

Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.

[tumakhunter]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[under-the-arch]

[xslowly]

[mapsontheweb]

Mexican languages in 1521.

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/