Avery

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[iphigeniacomplex]

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

[averysaurus]

Oh, you have ADHD? Name 3 jobs you've been fired from due to forgetting something critical or having an Outburst(tm)

[kosmogrl]

my jaw is on the floor

[rainyydoves]

okay

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

Donkey heaven is the same as Ocnus hell it’s very efficient

[sufficientlylargen]

Plot twist: Ocnus actually loves weaving straw into rope. This is his favorite activity. He could do this forever.

The donkey despises straw rope, and is there because it taunted the gods.

[whimsicalfairytales]

The “nobody” scene in the odyssey is absolutely not just a clever pun—it’s a character defining moment for Odysseus because he refuses to be nobody. He devised an incredible plan that worked and he could have saved his men and returned home much sooner but he just had to yell to the cyclops that he isn’t nobody—he’s Odysseus, king of Ithaca so now Poseidon knows who to curse which severely fucks up the rest of the journey.

The “nobody” scene highlights both Odysseus’s cleverness but also his arrogance and those two traits define Odysseus throughout the entire story. It’s a foundational aspect of Odysseus’s character and cutting the scene displays a shocking level of ignorance and disregard for the themes in the source material.

[emmaharwoods]

ZENDAYA attends the New York premiere of The Odyssey — July 14, 2026

[thecollectibles]

Artemis Leading the Hunt — MTG Style by Ivana Abbate

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[averysaurus]

Setting my AC to 78 even though I don't wanna because my mayor (Mamdani) asked me to (I live in Raleigh)

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[pedantic-swedish-bunny-girl]

@catboy-tdick opinion on the bumble sharks?

[catboy-tdick]

WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS….

[mclennonyaoi]

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.

[junglejim4322]

[maelwife]

[claie171art]

Petrova line

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[nethnad]

we gotta free tom holland from getting typecast as a nineteen year old. that man is 30 years old and married yet still arguing with his Movie Mom Of The Week about whether he can go to pylos with his friends later. hes been doing this for 10 years. can we let him out of this cage or

[headspace-hotel]

I’ve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. “Werewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demons” kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[regalun-street]

Real.

[aarrowom]

Reblogged at 1.3M reblogs.