puck

it's still not great babes

[ticklefighthockey]

in my mind everyone in the nhl is texting tyson barrie asking if they should watch the gay hockey show and he's texting each one back with a considered response. no. yes. no you're not ready yet but give it two to four years and you'll be at the right point in your journey. yes please live-text me your responses (FINGERS IN MOUTH!!!!!). no absolutely not. god no. i know you already have you don't need to ask me for retroactive permission. no. no. yes and you better do it before geno moves back to russia

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[transcmd]

usa olympic committee: okay and how many goals has jt miller scored this season? 10? and hes -11? and hes got a terrible personality? perfect get him in. and matthew tkachuk hasnt played? all year? perfect excellent. sign him up

jason robertson: hey can i come ive got 24 goals and 24 assists in 41 games and im +15

usa olympic committe: oh thats great! oh. oh hold on

usa olympic committee: oh um. no.....we're full actually........

dylan larkin: hi im dylan larkin

[yellow--laces]

diva as fuck tbh

[anzekopistar]

Brandon Duhaime Scares the Shit out of his Teammates (x)

[aquilotti]

His name is Brandon Duhaime and he’s here to scare the 💩 out of his teammates

[timbitshockey]

yeah i know him. he plays for the flyers

[thornescratch]

katieEadler: Tom Wilson tried to forcibly drag former teammate Braden Holtby (who’s here watching training camp) up to the podium. “Absolutely not,” said Holtby.

Tom Wilson doing the Lord's work for us all.

[despitethebite]

i'm not strong enough for this today or ever.

[moon-honey-31]

favorite parts of dylan strome’s first pitch video:

5. tvr so appalled that his jersey accent busts out on the number “two”

4. big pro trying to be supportive and still not able to give stromer a passing grade

3. when the sound cut out and you know it’s bc one or all of them got so worked up they started swearing

4. dewey too disappointed to even speak, just clasping his hands somberly and shaking his head

5. THE STADIUM ANNOUNCER SAYS STROME SO CONFIDENTLY WRONG

6. the final groan of horror to close out the video

absolutely stellar, have watched watched 4 times and would watch 127 more

[moon-honey-31]

it took 3 tries to upload this video properly. tumblr doesn’t want you to know about dylan strome and his terrible horrible no good very bad pitch. but i said NO it must be saved on my blog for posterity!! someone will rb this the day after he wins his first cup and they will say “this one? this is the guy who won the conn smythe?” and we’ll all have a good chuckle together about our single-sport raccoon

[moon-honey-31]

my beautiful loser #myloser

[daily-nhl-polls]

Can you name what four NHL teams Gretzky played for, without looking?

Yes

I thought I could but I guessed wrong

I wasn't sure but guessed right

No

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

Answer:

Oilers, Kings, Blues, Rangers

[thornescratch]

Father and son, together again.

[starrynet]

look at this hit post

[thornescratch]

[saviorified]

it's always funny seeing people question their allegiances or add new teams to their bio when their fave goes to another team. if MY guy leaves he's automatically dead to me

[saviorified]

your fave is no longer on your team(s). what do you do?

become a fan of their new team. let me in!

follow the player, but not the team

lol player who? they're dead to me

bald (nuance)

Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[valpwca]

my horrible bird is going to come back :33

[sleepnoises]

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

[sleepnoises]

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

[sleepnoises]

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die