Bittersweet

Kiana

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[maxipaddy]

[gluten-free-pussy]

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

[theeeprotagonist]

I hope he dies

[hawaiian-monk-selkie]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

You can paint it in any color, but it’s unlikely that anything will change.

[heartblossom-deactivated2022041]

customers aren’t valid

[shinydiscopaul-deactivated20200]

and neither are their coupons usually

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[ithelpstodream]

[thaxted]

When your racism conflicts with your misogyny.

[kim-jong-chill]

[landlordkiller69]

what a nice day to remember that 12 year old girls aren’t fucking sexually mature

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

And another friendly reminder that 12 years don’t need to wear ‘proper’ clothing so men don’t stare. You shouldn’t be staring in the first place

[gaypitbull]

And yet another friendly reminder that it doesn’t matter if a 12 year old looks or acts “mature for their age”. They’re still children, you sick fucks.

[chleopatraapaige]

And its also another friendly reminder coming to you: stop telling your 12 year old daughter to “cover up” because there’s men in the house. WHAT THEY LOOKING FOR?

[ithelpstodream]

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

[clownsauce-deactivated20230729]

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

[darwinquark]

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

[waitinghopingliving]

[princessfrostine]

[childhoodblog]

Always reblog. Charlotte ain’t NEVER lied. 

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[butchscientist]

unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie.

[arcticmoe]

As a straight guy, I think that’d be hot af to see on a girl!

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

shut the fuck up demon

[rockandrollchick29]

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[optimism-or-no]

famine, death war, pestilence

[fakepost-remade-deactivated2016]

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

[zoewashburne]

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it

[magic-murder-bag]

[lindsayslohan]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]