Interrobam's Fiction (Fan or Otherwise)

A collection of stories

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Title: Virginities

Rating: M

Wordcount: 1,763

Notes: Warnings for this story are in the link. Written for the Disney Animated Kink Meme.

Summary: When Meg found Cindy she was a swollen eyed waitress in her stepmother’s restaurant: a sometimes trick, sometimes model, more often than all others victim of a girl. When Cindy found Meg she was a scrappy dog of a thief, escaping in a broken car from a debt owed to a major Boss operating on the coast. With a beaten up rifle and a couple of BARS, they carved out their mutual legacy.

Title: Small Deaths (Sequel to Virginities)

Rating: M

Wordcount: 1,043

Notes: Warnings for this story are in the link. Written for the Disney Animated Kink Meme.

Summary: Cindy knew it had to end eventually. Her life had been hard and broken like a bullet in bone, cold and lonely for far too long to pretend what she and Meg had together would carry them into their old age.

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Title: A Dream Come True

Rating: PG

Wordcount: 1,563

Notes: Written for the Disney Animated Kink Meme.

Summary: “What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?”

“Plenty!” He waved his hand dismissively, hunching over the desk, his eyes dancing “Picture it Belle, a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire. I relax by the crackling blaze, my boots disposed on the rug and my lovely LeFou massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.” He smiled at her, eyebrows at their peak. She looked back with shock.

“LeFou?”

“What? No, sons. Strapping young men like... like...” His face fell like a tragic mask, he buried it in his massive hands. “I said LeFou, didn't I?”

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Title: Long Term

Rating: PG

Wordcount: 668

Notes: Inspired by this comic by hot-choc on Deviantart.

Summary: They told the boy they had been married for ten thousand years.

It was a lie, but it slipped so easily through their teeth, sweet like milk and honey, that it may as well have been the truth. After all, there was no need to scare the boy, no need to give him questions to ask. He needn't know of the millions of years, the thousands of stupid little boys and girls just like him, all of the blood their magic was mantled with. It was better that way. For him, for them.

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Title: Flamingos

Rating: PG-13

Wordcount: 6,957

Notes: Written for Blue for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange.

Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale go to Las Vegas, contemplate the history of civilization and the meaning of existence.

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Title: St Joseph of Cupertino, Home Life and Social Habits of British Muggles, and the Legacy of James Bond

Rating: PG (some mild language)

Wordcount: 7,126

Notes: Written for Blue for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange.

Summary: Every winter Anthony's parents would send him an owl inviting him to join them for their Christmas Holiday in Goa. He would respond “No thank you, much prefer it here,” and he would use the stationary he bought with his House crest, the red and gold ink lion that silently roared atop the header, just to be that much more of a jerk about it.

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Title: A Brief History of Dead Trees

Rating: PG

Wordcount: 10,674

Notes: Written for Blue for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange.

Summary: IN THE BEGINNING Earth was still very much in beta, and as such The Lord gathered His Host one morning and encouraged them to put their own spin on things. He invited His Children to propose new fruits, new insects, things to fill the extensions of the skies and the bottoms of the oceans. His Creations were Beautiful and Splendid in their way, but One could always use fresh ideas and perhaps a bit of feedback. In the meanwhile, He was going to take a nap.