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anybody would be lucky to date me. i was "a pleasure to have in class."

*leaps out of the pile of garbage to spam y'all with posts*

Studying? More like stuDYING.

person: so what's your favorite past time?

person: *expecting things like reading and playing soccer*

me: yelling at pigeons to leave me alone

Did you know that money can talk?!? Mine is always saying goodbye

me: *harmonizing in moos*

me to me: thats some nice moosic you have there

Not only do I let the nerdiness consume me whole, I enjoy the nerdiness consuming me whole.

Do you know what country is next to USA USB *rolls off cliff*

person: so if you have 10 dogs and I take away 3, what do you have?

me: a dead dog thief.

me: the movies leave out so much from the book

person: well if it had every word from the book translated into a movie nobody would want to watch it

me: ...

person: you're one of those people aren't you?

“that was supposed to be a joke and now my mom has turned my joke into a life lesson lecture” - a book by me

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate???

straighteners aren’t worth your money trust me i’ve been using one for 3 weeks and i’m still gay

People who speak English as a second language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.

People who speak English as a first language: lol np you is learn fast n english fun lol lmao

i just wanna help out people with no money but i am people with no money

me: this Starbucks drink is terrible

me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

me: wow... i've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

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