“animal cr*ckers in my soup”
— surely temple

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosmic Funnies
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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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“animal cr*ckers in my soup”
— surely temple
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
happy pride month !!
In early versions of The Lord of the Rings, Saruman was especially unwise to betray and destroy the forests, as all his wealth was held in Ent Credit Unions.
Sakura & Tomoyo💜💗
Madly in Love
gonna make that old man cum so hard he falls in love with me and regrets that vasectomy
im only attracted to worthy opponents
worf would say that
seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting
i just shit realllly hard and now theres only one ball in my scrotuum. what do i do i already flushed
Insane
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting
I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.