And can I get a hot tub!

30, fumbling around

[knowyournewmeme]

“animal cr*ckers in my soup”

— surely temple

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

In early versions of The Lord of the Rings, Saruman was especially unwise to betray and destroy the forests, as all his wealth was held in Ent Credit Unions.

[lu-vektor]

[zukaichu]

Sakura & Tomoyo💜💗

[leomatsuda]

Madly in Love

[mintmatcha]

gonna make that old man cum so hard he falls in love with me and regrets that vasectomy

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[subcutaneous-transponder]

worf would say that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

[segamascott]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

i just shit realllly hard and now theres only one ball in my scrotuum. what do i do i already flushed

[syring3]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[innerchildabortionclinic]

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

[draconym]

I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.