[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

MASTERLIST

Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition

Part 2 — HE POUT ????

Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins

Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore

Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy

Part 6 — Please Sleep

Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK

Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator

Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!

Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town

Part 11 — HIT THE DECK

Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham

Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????

Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention

Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!

Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him

Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts

Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED

Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar

Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid

Part 21 — Temporary Baby Acquisition II

Part 22 — Valentine's Day <3

Part 23 — "I'm used to it"

Part 24 — Weird Bruce Wayne Pics

Part 25 — Permanent Baby Acquisition

Part 26 — Richard "Dick" Grayson

Part 27 — Who's Batman?

Part 28 — A Baby!!!!

Part 29 — Magical Girl Bruce

Part 30 — A Kid on the Roof

Part 31 — Grounded

Part 32 — Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!

Part 33 — Gotham Bingo Cards

Part 34 — A Secret Third Thing

Part 35 — Q&A with Bruce Wayne

Part 36 — Bat-Themed Bandaids

Part 37 — Bruce Wayne is MOTHER

Part 38 — Be Gay Do Crime

Part 39 — PLOT TWIST

Updates Once a Week :)

[dc-said-bi-robin-rights]

Please don’t brush over the fact that Damian was raised in possibly the most hostile environment on the planet in your fics.

Give me a Damian Wayne who dove for cover the first time one of his siblings took him to see fireworks. You can even add in a “you...do care” moment by having him tackle said sibling to the ground.

Give me a Damian Wayne who can’t sleep during thunderstorms but can never figure out why.

Give me a Damian Wayne who grips things too hard when nervous and is constantly breaking them.

Give me a Damian Wayne who keeps a knife on him at all times but don’t play it for a hahaha this child really likes knives moment. This child does not simply like knives. This child needs them.

Give me a Damian Wayne who cannot go to the barber. Ever. At all. The first time they tried to take him Damian almost killed the poor man. He saw the blade and went into attack mode.

Give me a Damian Wayne who knows a little too much about patching up wounds (a canonical skill he has, though, strangely, it’s never been explored why or how exactly this ten year old has experience in surgery).

Give me a Damian Wayne who stands in corners.

Give me a Damian Wayne who sits with his back to the wall.

Give me a Damian Wayne who goes for a knife at any sudden movement.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[badolmen]

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

[gisellegrantham-deactivated2020]

I got a job today lol

[livingmybestfictionallife]

Let’s hope because I need some good luck right about now

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ❤️ 😭❤️

[percyjacksonandtheghostking]

Go, Halifax, go! That’s my city 😀

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[ham4harrypotter-blog]

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

[jumpingjacktrash]

my mom had a nice technique for this. when i’d give her sass, she’d say, “i don’t speak rude, what’s that in polite-person-ese?”

basically, she’d encourage me to rephrase my opinion without the attitude. so “UGH, you NEVER let me do ANYTHING!” would (often after quite a bit of bitching and grumbling) turn into “it feels like every time i have a fun idea, you say no, and i just end up sitting around the house.”

and at that point we could troubleshoot like civilized people. she could explain that she didn’t want me to go to jimmy’s sleepover because jimmy’s dad creeps her out, and i could suggest maybe i could have andy over instead, and she could say sure, why not call peter and stacy and brianna and have your own party, i’ll pop some popcorn and rent a movie, and i could add what if we put up tents in the back yard and have a bonfire and roast marshmallows, and she could laugh and say don’t push it.

[hermioneindisguise]

I really like this technique because it addresses the OPs comment but recognizes that the two can coexist. The problem is often the child is expressing their opinion in a rude or disrespectful way. And as humans we automatically become adverse to opinions we feel are aggressive toward us.

[kimberly-wants-to-hide]

Things more important than family

I nearly drowned when I was 3. My mom had to jump into the pool fully clothed to rescue me. 44 years later, she still complains that I made her ruin her Mickey Mouse watch.

My mom broke my arm when I was 6. She tells a funny story about it. She doesn’t tell the part about when she came to me immediately afterward and complained impatiently, “Stop crying! It doesn’t hurt that bad.”

When I was in my 30′s, a doctor committed malpractice in his treatment of me, resulting in me permanently having less than 50% kidney function. Every single time I mentioned the kidney disease to my mother—panicking about what this would mean for the rest of my life, explicitly asking her for comfort and reassurance—she told me that it was my own fault for trusting the doctor instead of researching everything on my own.

Some people will tell you that nothing is more important than family.

I’m here to tell you that love is more important than family. Loving yourself is more important than family. Finding other people who offer you unconditional love is more important than family.

If your family causes you pain, then there are a hell of a lot of things more important than family.

YOU are more important than family. Always remember that. Always.

[thegildedvoid]

 You remind me of a sketchbook  Some pages are ripped out and discarded in places never to be remembered  Different phases and styles  Scribbles and angry insults to your own artwork.

 Behind finished pieces you can still see the sketches   What makes them up and the building blocks of your imagination  The everlasting pencil lines that the eraser just couldn’t compete with

 Torn corners, smudged pictures, and crinkled pages  Improvement as they flip forward  Blank pages, unfinished work  Anything but organized but somehow you navigate it flawlessly

 You remind me of a sketchbook  Some pieces are torn up and hidden  Shoved down deep within you never to be retrieved  Anything but perfect to the artist  Pure perfection to me

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[princess-evans-addict-deactivat]

My aging dog is lying next to me and if anything happened to her I’d fall apart. Not risking it

[waveofdarkness]

things to remember when you move out

•always have bottled water in your house/apartment •pay your bills on time •wash your dishes everyday •don’t tell anyone you don’t trust you live alone •call your mom and tell her you love her •make sure you have extra toilet paper •remember to close the curtains when changing •lock all the windows and doors at night/before leaving the house •double check that the stove is off •don’t leave lights on too much •use real plates instead of throwaways •have flashlights in every room •fruits and veggies are important •night lights aren’t just for babies and kids •electric and water bill are more important than cable •don’t eat out too much •do your laundry •it’s okay to ask for help •own at least two recipe books •never lock yourself out •but don’t hide a spare under a mat/plant •don’t open the door without knowing who it is •mop •wash your bed spread a lot •make sure you always have food in the fridge •if you feel unsafe call someone •candy/snacks are not meals

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

[ryanestradadotcom-deactivated20]

[theserif]

Oh hey it’s back on my dash perfect!  I was just thinking of this the other day!

[historiaantiqua]

OHOHOHO wow the Korean alphabet is awesome. The people who designed it were geniuses and were obviously incredibly schooled in the morphology and phonology of their language. HNNGGG

[ask-feather-dae]

wow

[eriwsreve-deactivated20140504]

여러분 모두 한국어 쓰세요 한국어 좋음  

[lee-go-eun]

한국어, 한글은 보면 맨날쓰는거지만 볼수록,쓸수록 예뻐요..참으로 곱구나’3’♥

[vane-bnt]

ㅇ어머 (감동

[gottacallthissomething-deactiva]

짱 이쁜 한국어 쓰세요 여러분

[henamyung]

굳

[doldoldol]

신기하게 가르치는군요 보고 신기했다 

[what-the-kenfuckey]

FUN FACT!

IT WASN’T JUST ANY OLD DUDE WHO DECIDED, “HEY I WANT TO CREATE A KOREAN ALPHABET.”

IT WAS KING SEJONG, WHO ORDERED HIS ROYAL SCHOLARS TO CREATE THIS ALPHABET SO READING AND WRITING COULD BE ACCESSIBLE TO EVERYONE, EVEN THE PEASANTS. IT WAS PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO BE EASY TO LEARN.

SO SHOUT OUT TO KING SEJONG, WHO REALIZED BEFORE MANY OTHERS THE IMPORTANCE OF UNIVERSAL LITERACY.

YOU GO KING SEJONG, FOUR FOR YOU KING SEJONG