Full On Monet

"When you see the world through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." - Wanda Pierce, on Bojack Horseman

[dungeonmemes]

I’m extremely guilty of this.

[laurafedora]

Republican Alignment Chart

[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[thatthreeanon]

Thats literally a dnd skill

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

Vicious mockery at sixth level

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[berenshand]

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

[teathattast]

best post

[dragonageconfessions]

Which Dragon Age Character Are You?

Answer a few questions to find out which Dragon Age character best fits your personality.

Posting this for our followers :)

[dare-to-dm]

I got Sister Petrice and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

[tubbytroll]

This Test is such a shitpost. I follow the dude who made it on Twitter and it’s been pretty funny watching this unfold.

[dare-to-dm]

So far other people have reported getting “hungry prisoner” and “a demon made of butts”, this is great.

[prackspoor]

[unappreciated-elves]

yall need to be stopped

[smuttine]

10/10

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[itsalwayssunnyinhiraeth]

[laurafedora]

I wrote a song about westworld

To the tune of "Everything is Awesome"

Everyone is robots

Everyone's a cog in the corporate machine

Everyone is robots

In 2018

[downwithneocolonialism]

[basalt-dnd]

100 simple magical items, ranging from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (about as much as 500 gp, for more powerful objects). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate. 

[dndhoard]

Look at this I’m dying 😂

[lmages-remade]

[ceo-of-catgirls]

Things That Strike Fear Into the Hearts of D&D Players

- When you’re travelling and the DM asks what your passive perception is, then starts looking at charts

- “Make a wisdom save.” “What for?” “You’ll see.”

- When the rest of the party agrees to a plan that the DM has heavily implied will end poorly

- When the DM winces after rolling damage

- When the DM says “You feel compelled to…” and you realize you failed that wisdom save earlier

- “Next session is going to be a lot of fun.”

- “I’m not quite sure if I balanced this fight properly, but we’ll see how it goes.”

- “Are you sure you wish to proceed?”

[thegmsighs]

we all know the struggle