Life Lessons with Jason #83
Namie: *to her palpitations* Stop skipping, this ainât hopscotchÂ
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
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@theartofmadeline

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Discoholic đȘ©

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
noise dept.
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
wallacepolsom

#extradirty
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@aksjasonburchak
Life Lessons with Jason #83
Namie: *to her palpitations* Stop skipping, this ainât hopscotchÂ
Life Lessons with Jason #82
Me: Hey Namie, are movie titles underlined, or italicized?Â
Namie: How the fuck would I know?
Me: Youâre a fucking writer.
clarychachaslide
yeah ok
Life Lessons with Jason #81
Astrid: *sees a post*Â âGhosts are just boneless skeletons.Â
Riku: *Quietly* Then why do they moan?
Life Lessons with Jason #80
Namie: *While Watching the new Samurai Jack pilot*
Namie: *The Music Man/robot guy come on the screen* Someoneâs played Fallout
Me:Â Why cause he looks like a synth?Â
Namie: No cause thatâs Hancock.
How are you Lord Jarad?
Still dead, and still Guildmaster. Do you have some business with me or do you just enjoy being a distraction?
@askjaradvodsavo
âI know by now that you donât. You would have done something a long time ago.â He turned to grab his staff. âYou know who Iâm talking about, donât you?â
He idly watched him grab his staff internally hoping he wasnât going to be attacked. âOh I do; Vraska. Canât fucking stand her.â he stated with all seriousness.Â
âThat makes two of us.â He strode past Jason, standing in his own doorway. âWalk with me,â he said, somewhere between a request and an order. âLetâs talk.â
âAs you wish, Guildmasterâ he nodded coming to stand beside Jarad, âAt your lead.â
send a symbol for a headcanon!
â â what does your muse like to do on a rainy day?
â â what does your muse like to do on a snowy day?
â â what does your muse like to do on a sunny day?
â â does you muse have any contradicting opinions/views? If so, then what are they?
â° â has your muse ever had a near-death experience?
âž â what sort of hobbies does your muse have? If they do, then do they have a preference for any particular one?
⟠â does your muse prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps both, or neither?
â â how lucky is your muse? Do they believe in luck as a concept, or think itâs a bunch of hooey?
â â has your muse ever killed anyone? Has it been in cold blood or self-defense? Both?
â â has your muse ever used someone to gain something, whether itâs been power/material possessions/political control/etc?
†â whatâs your museâs health like? Do they keep up with it, or has it degraded over time?
â â does your muse feel incomplete? Do they feel whole? Why do they feel whichever way?
Swearing In German
since we german folks swear quite a lot I figured I should make a post about swear words, for everyone whoâs learning german~
đ„ScheiĂe literally means: shit example: âScheiĂe! Ich hab mein Handy verloren!â
đ„Verdammt literally means: damn example: âVerdammt, wo sind meine SchlĂŒssel?â can also be combined with ScheiĂe: Verdammte ScheiĂe
đ„Arschloch literally means: asshole example: âLass mich in Ruhe, du Arschloch!â
đ„Arschgesicht literally means: assface example: âJa, Markus ist schon echt ein Arschgesicht, oder?â
đ„Wichser comes from the word for male masturbating (wichsen) example: âDu bist echt so ein Wichser!â
đ„Fotze literally means: pussy is often used to refer to women, but not exclusively example: âGeh mir aus dem Weg, Fotze!â
đ„Hurensohn literally means: son of a bitch (yes we have one handy word for it) break down: hure = whore, sohn = son example: âDu Hurensohn!â (simple but effective)
đ„Trottel means something like: fool / is also another word for Idiot example: âDu bist ein Trottel, weiĂt du das?â
đ„Idiot example: âBist du wirklich so ein Idiot?â
đ„Kevin example: âDu bist so ein Kevin/Du bist echt ein Kevin/So ein Kevinâ
đ„Bauer literally means: farmer similar use like Kevin example: âDu bist so ein Bauer/Du bist echt ein Bauer/Du bist so ein Bauerâ
đ„Mongo means something like: retarded/retard example: âDu Mongoâ
Weaker and more Harmless swear words (you could even use around kids.. but it would still be better not to swear at all in their presence)
đ„ Kacke literally means: poop a kind of weaker version of ScheiĂe example: âSo eine Kacke!â can also be combined with Verdammt: Verdammte Kacke
đ„Blödmann means: dumbass example: âWas fĂŒr ein Blödmann, dieser Polizist..â
+ Bonus: Expressions
đ„Fick dich literally means: Fuck you / screw you
đ„Leck mich literally means: lick me example: âWeiĂt du was? Leck mich! Ich mach da nicht mitâ
đ„Du kannst mich mal means something like: you can screw me
đ„Rutsch mir den Buckel runter means something like: slide down my back
đ„Verpiss dich literally means: piss off
Send me a đ for our muses looking at the night sky together!
PSA
Meow meow!
As much as I wish for every kitty to have a loving home, thatâs simply not realistic! These TNR kitties help to prevent countless homeless and unwanted kittens whose lives would only go to waste.Â
You can learn more about TNR and caring for your local strays by visiting Alley Cat Allies, the organization which began the program!
Feral kitties keep pest populations down! (Way better than my pet kitties, one of which lets mice run across his paws -_-) Since the cat colony across the street started hunting in my yard, Iâve had no more problems with mice in my house, either!
How are you Lord Jarad?
Still dead, and still Guildmaster. Do you have some business with me or do you just enjoy being a distraction?
@askjaradvodsavo
âI know by now that you donât. You would have done something a long time ago.â He turned to grab his staff. âYou know who Iâm talking about, donât you?â
He idly watched him grab his staff internally hoping he wasnât going to be attacked. âOh I do; Vraska. Canât fucking stand her.â he stated with all seriousness.Â
How are you Lord Jarad?
Still dead, and still Guildmaster. Do you have some business with me or do you just enjoy being a distraction?
@askjaradvodsavo
âBecauseâŠâ He rapidly tapped at his desk before standing up. âNevermind. That doesnât matter. What brings you back here?â
âNo, no. Câmon now youâve got me curious.â he leaned against the nearest wall, crossing his arms across his chest, âDo finish youâre thought.â
Jarad leaned over his desk, both hands laying flat against it. âYou can understand my concern when there is a planeswalker at large who has openly declared her intention to kill me, and another is capable of just waltzing past my security.â
âOf course, guildmaster. Would it help if i promise I mean you no harm?â He took a few steps closer âIâm quite adept at sneaking I assure you, I also assure you Iâm not in league with who is after you.â
Put one of these sentences in my inbox for my muse's reaction!
Is that my jacket?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is outta this world!
You shouldnât have called the police.
You liar!
Whatâs the worst that could happen?
Stay back!
Put that down.
Iâm sorry I didnât tell you.
Itâs not my fault they escaped!
You forgot to buy the biscuits.
Your feet smell.
Oh, this looks expensive! âŠOops.
I bought a cat.
You need to leave.
Why did you do that?
How are you Lord Jarad?
Still dead, and still Guildmaster. Do you have some business with me or do you just enjoy being a distraction?
@askjaradvodsavo
âBecauseâŠâ He rapidly tapped at his desk before standing up. âNevermind. That doesnât matter. What brings you back here?â
âNo, no. Câmon now youâve got me curious.â he leaned against the nearest wall, crossing his arms across his chest, âDo finish youâre thought.â
How are you Lord Jarad?
Still dead, and still Guildmaster. Do you have some business with me or do you just enjoy being a distraction?
Oh come on, guildmaster. Weâre friends arenât we? Whatâs a little distraction between friends?
âOh, itâs you. The fact that you keep getting in here does not speak well of my securityâŠâ
âOor, Maybe they just like me.â He grinned âOoor, Iâm just that good.â
The lich rolled his neck with an audible crack. âThat canât be it.â
He visually flinched muttering âowâ at the noise, âAnd why is that so impossible?â
@withtaintedblood
they always love the ones on hiatus
I know right?? Whatâs up with that?