Hey I'm Laurel and if you're following this blog you're in for whatever stuff I deem too horny/personal for my totally for-sure pristine, curated main
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@laureldogbreath
Hey I'm Laurel and if you're following this blog you're in for whatever stuff I deem too horny/personal for my totally for-sure pristine, curated main
She/Her/Mutt
29 yr old union girly
Buyer beware you're in for a scare
I am so unchill I need to be put down immediately
Feeling very upset. Someone I was messaging on here deleted out of nowhere. She seemed cool and I wanted to be friends and I don't know why but this wave of fear and sadness hit me. I hope she's okay?
Uh oh
UH OH
Uh oh
If this musician girl doesn't message me back I'm gonna end it all
we have four pound sledge hammer again today 🙄
Fuck all that blanchardian noise but yesterday was my first time hooking up with a girl who by her own description used to be a faggy little twink and by god yeah that was really something else
I can't believe it took me this long to work up the courage for hookups holy fuck
Hey I haven't used this blog that much in the last little while, some updates: broke things off with that maoist girl about two months back and it sucked so bad, i am also now on grindr attempting to have as many hookups as possible in my 1 week off work and so far it's going very successfully
I swear to christ when my ideology prevails and takes over the world I am going to have to deliver some kind of state-mandated seminar on how to properly massage the prostate because the number of girls who have told me nobody's ever done that to them before is absolutely criminal
I shaved EVERYTHING and then when she stood close to me on her patio I LEFT what is WRONG WITH ME
Btw it turns out just saying hey do you want to make out works like a charm gang
Dick hurts so much not from atrophy but cause this girl keeps asking me to fuck the shit out of her when her pussy is only like 3 inches deep
dollification surgery
Sex is going normally
Parasocial crushes suuuuuuuck, I'm literally nobody to this woman, my feelings are not valid and should not be acted upon, I need her face under my boot or I might die