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Laurel, 20, UK, just a small human bean

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This dog is petting another dog

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@laurelvstheworld

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a safe bird

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if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby

[stevonnie-archive]

ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters

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my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby

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[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

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team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

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[the-last-snow-elf]

THIS IS SO ILL

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I AM SCREAMING

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[douxkitten]

let her bathe

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Such peace.

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@laurelvstheworld

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Hand me a rose if u ever see me

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Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)

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its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

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the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

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a burglar

[knightoftaurus]

a birbler