The Cavalry's Here

Hi. My name is Lauren and I post mainly cartoons, anime, gaming and anything else I find funny. I also post Marvel and DC stuff, and band stuff (Twenty one pilots, FOB, ATL, P!ATD, MCR, YMAS, etc.)

[straycatj]

Mr. J, you look like you're posed like a mermaid in that picture, it's very cute!

こういうイミです？

Do you mean like this?

[dead-and-loving-it-yo-deactivat]

I absolutely love this picture I want to use it as my profile picture

[straycatj]

いいですけど…こんなイイカゲンなやつ…マジで？

I'm OK but are you sure because it's quite cursory and silly... 😑

[fatefulfindings]

I want a tattoo of it

[straycatj]

さすがにそれはやめるですよ

I recommend you to reconsider seriously

[freetheshit-outofyou]

[slothful-rabbit]

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

[cryptspren-moved]

i dont know what word the kid knows but uh oh

[nineprotons]

The kid now knows how to say “motherfucker”. Because it’s a quote from the movie ‘Die Hard’ in which Bruce says, “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.”

[cryptspren-moved]

UH OH

[bisexuanal]

Actually want to take a second to send so much love towards bi women who’ve only been with men or who’re scared to be with women or who are with men and closeted or who don’t know if they’ll ever date women because of biphobia and pressures and life as a bi woman. You are all so amazing and important and valued. Your bisexuality is beautiful. You’re so loved here.

[relelvance]

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[fuckyeahyoga]

[saviebelledraws]

I stayed up til 8 in the morning doing this

[arirna]

[renthony]

I need everyone to know that the party rogue and the party bard have gotten everyone out of THREE SEPARATE SITUATIONS by dissolving into tears and asking the bad guys why they're being so mean. They start crying on command in tandem, and their joint charisma bonuses are so fucking high that it never fails.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

& I need everyone to know that the bard is putting on a performance but the rogue is very much not

[cringepics]

16 past peak comedy and my boy just kept adding to it

[cringepics]

[cringepics]

[blackgirlmagicx]

[astoriachef]

How am I supposed to stop them?

[tothearkmoved]

4-2-2011

[wolfydawolfli]

I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

[iridessence]

babybara

[toasty-bat]

[iridessence]

holy shit

[kaijuno]

Guinea pig…

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

in movies couples always split up bc one of then wants kids and the other doesnt and then at the end they get back together bc the one who didnt want kids wants them now and that means theyre fixed and normal i hate that

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

like its always framed as the person not committing to the relationship enough and like!! no!!! theyre committed to the relationship theyre just not commited to taking care of a whole ass person who relies on them for everything for 20+ years!!! like!! get a turtle or something jesus christ

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

just ONCE i want a movie where a split up couple has to take care of some kids and at the end oke of them goes listen joey that shit sucked. im sorry for yelling at you kids are a full time job and youre right we cant take that responsiblity can we get a dog tho

[matobawataru]

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[carmen-sandal-eggos]

Sketch to Screen characters for Carmen Sandiego