yes it's a neil breen reference

they/them • greek/UK • i'm thirty three • meme den • 🔞• anti-terf • dni: mouth corner depth mario

[fatefulfindings]

I hate your profile picture so much

good

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[gaypistachio]

[fatefulfindings]

colonists stay winning

[fatefulfindings]

"you have to understand... a trojan horse full of guys? you think they weren't pissing and shitting all over the place? be real."

- christopher nolan, unprompted

[fatefulfindings]

"homer didn't include it in the original but you know they shitted in that wooden horse. that's just facts" states nolan in brave public statement.

[fatefulfindings]

"they shitted and pissed in the trojan horse," legendary director christopher nistopher boldly declares, "they were in there for days so they shitted in the horse"

[fatefulfindings]

true master filmmaker chris nolan makes sure to remind cinema-goers that they pissed and shidded in the wooden horse

[youtuberconfessions]

[fatefulfindings]

just logging on to say todays nyt connections purple solution was the most heinous I've ever seen. should be ashamed of themselves for this one

[watchthelightfade]

if trees are great but grow too slowly, could you get fast-growing bushes and elevate them somehow. pile a bunch of soil up, put a fence around it, put a bush up there. maybe add some moss or climbing plants to the sides.

[fatefulfindings]

as long as it wasn't like the marble arch mound

[fatefulfindings]

the BBC could have worded this better...

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:

[gowhiteboy-go]

[fatefulfindings]

I don't know how to explain this. greek tiktokers are roleplaying as normal friendly middle-aged women who all have the face of Charlie Kirk. and their account names are things like Voula Kirk and Petroula Kirk and Barbara Kirk and they are all commenting on each others videos.

[shubbabang]

[theonion]

A new global report released Monday by the U.S. Geological Survey revealed that every place on earth currently has the wrong amount of water. “New satellite data confirms that every corner of the earth has the incorrect quantity of water,” the report read in part, noting that even though the total amount of water on the planet seemed to be about right, give or take a few hundred milliliters, the distribution of that water across the globe was “way off.”

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