I am haunted by humans

Lauren Lopez, 21 University of Michigan Theatre Major I just really want a pug

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Joe: Best of luck to you and that bagel though, I know it's been crushing on you since forever.

Lo: Really? Does it ever say anything about me? Does it think I'm cute? Aw man, this is so awesome.

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Joe: Do you wanna hang out? Maybe? I dunno? I need help with my essay mm yeah tempting

Lo: Hmm, I have a hot date with this bagel but I'm sure I can squeeze you into my tight schedule somewhere.

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Joe: Thank you!

Lo: Anytime!

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Joe: [makeupadventurez.jpg]

Joe: Am I pretty?

Lo: Absolutely gorgeous

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Joe: Hey Lauren guess what

Lo: Hey Joe what?

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Joe: No shut up no I'm not

Joe: I have a big gay crush on Santino Fontana

Joe: I mean what

Lo: I know you do. You said.

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Joe: FOR A PLAIN COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND A PRINCE TO JOIN IN MARRIAGE

Joe: Sorry, my sister and I saw Cinderella on Broadway together last year and she finally sent me the soundtrack.

Lo: I'm guessing you're enjoying that soundtrack.

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Joe: I dislike you MOST

Lo: Impossible.

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Joe: You're mean I dislike you

Lo: I dislike you more.

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Joe: Yay!

Lo: Dork.

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Joe: Whyy?

Joe: Bring me a pretty hair bow pls

Lo: Ugh fine, I'll bring you a pretty hair bow

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omg no

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WHY DON’T ITALICS SLANT THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION

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THIS IS ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES

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Joe: Why not? I'm trying to be a woman, dammit.

Lo: You worry me sometimes.

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SMOTHER ME INTO YOUR BOSOM<

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IF YOU INSIST

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Joe: Excuse you bitch but if I was a drag queen I would walk down these halls and fucking flaunt it because babe, I've got it.

Joe: I even found perfume!!!!

Joe: oh wait no that's Mia's

Lo: I don't doubt that at all.

Lo: Whatever you do, don't spray any of that perfume on yourself.