Lava

I have puns for days and my boo is tar anon

[memories]

you wouldn’t download a #anon lore.

[flower-anon-blog]

@soilanonlorelmao

[soilanonlorelmao]

hold on a minute

[lava-anon]

Holdup. Wait a minute...

Something ain't right.

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[lava-anon]

Gimme gimme Lava Anon reference/nf

Pfp. Rocks with lava covering them and the glasses.

[wernerwerman-here]

Doing a thing! Send in asks or reblog this with characters :)

(please specify which one they're for-)

[lava-anon]

Your like Lava! Always making comedy out of things!

[goose-ann0n]

Goose.

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

What the fuck, Goose. You can't say shit like that and not expect backlash.

[lava-anon]

What is she saying

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

She said the Hyonkening is coming or something like that.

[lava-anon]

Idk why but I agree for some reason.

[goose-ann0n]

Goose.

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

What the fuck, Goose. You can't say shit like that and not expect backlash.

[lava-anon]

What is she saying

[lava-anon]

Sadly my talent rotted away...oh god that was awful..never doing that again..

That was actually pretty good.

[lava-anon]

Me too, Lava, me too-

(Saddly, Zombie is ass at puns so he won't be attempting any)

I wish you were good at puns. You'd really be FIRE at them.

[lava-anon]

:D

:D I really LAVA our friendship.

[lava-anon]

Hi Lava :)

Hello BFF!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[naniyou]

[gay-draag-path]

Okay starting and ask chain, crow party with

@thepaladinstrait @pardonmydelays @system-of-an-up @that-ace-idiot @eggedagain @lunaqstar

[ill-leave-the-porch-light-on]

Crow party crow party crow party crow party

@thatoneabsolutegoober @thesaddestjoysandthesmallestlies @scaledbackandisolated14 @thepaladinstrait @reggie-the-dyke @sonni-the-silly @ur-mother-is-ketterdam

[inaudiblescreamsandinsanedreams]

Yes !!

@sarosthewizarddude @i-like-her-like-that @wintry-whimsy @sonni-the-silly @hey-its-saturn

[hey-its-saturn]

im in !!

am i allowed to bring gold stuff as well tho :((

@irishfry @ravenwordss

[ravenwordsx]

CROW PARTY!!

@yourlocalbadgerscales @permetutotheworld @star-and-moon-shipper @regulusblackswingman @daddysclownboy

[regulusblackswingman]

YES CROW PARTY!!!!

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown @meriishungry @avellyn-jesus

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

YESS LETS GOOO!!

@whysosiriushuh @lionmythflower @justafrogghost @corey-writes-stuff @alexbutjustfornow

[corey-writes-stuff]

CROW PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

@the-cursedentity @thebibutterflyao3 @adhara2034 @ashstillalive @marylily-my-beloved @aesthetic-writer18 @beautyoftheships @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @fun-k-boards @genderqueerdykes @hp-hcs @idk-what-to-put-here-123 @justafrogghost @linwelinloves @lectric0eyes @nyx-taylors-version @nott-yours @obsessedwith15deadwizards @ooggie-boogie-man @rosiestarmoon @stareggie @starmanbutitsregulusblack @saturnsconstellation @slytherinslut0 @tea-blankets-andstars @uhhlifeig @yourlocalbadgerscales

[a-chance-of-raine]

YESSSS OMG

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass @bifluidmax08

@totalcharliespringsimp @regulus-cannot-swim

[bifluidmax08]

YES OMGGG @beanieduzartz @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling

[beanieduzartz]

CROW PARTY CROW PARTY CROW PARTY CROW PARTY

YEAHHHH!!!

@bloomingbutterflies @kittydragondraws @uzibrainrot @finleyforevermore @millyzasilly

[bloomingbutterflies]

ANON CROW PARTY TRUST

@i-heart-soil @flower-anon-blog @sand-anon @bringeroftheapocolypse @tar-anon @goose-ann0n @sicklyanon-blog @unstoned-anon @scpectreanon @lava-anon @glitch-anon @bloodanon @glitter-anon-blog

[glitter-anon-blog]

Crow… party..! :3

[bloodanon]

Crow party woohoo.

*sarcastic ass voice*

[flower-anon-blog]

Crow Party :D

[unstoned-anon]

Crow party sounds nice.

[lava-anon]

Sure does! Right @tar-anon?

[tar-anon]

I mean I could make a grappling hook to bring me back to the ground but I haven't seen any metal components or rope around here. Or just buy one but there's no place to buy anything around here.

"..I think Zombie has a shovel you could "borrow"-.."

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

I volunteer to trade you something for it :3

(Just don't snitch or my ass is grass.....)

[lava-anon]

What do ya got friendo? I'm just BURNING to know

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

You get the shovel, or a grappling hook that depends on if you're in a crafting mood, I get some totally unimportant information that you won't even notice is missing "3.

(...wait how can you hear me you're not dead-)

[lava-anon]

Why not both?

(he can't hear Narrator he didn't interact with him he was just interacting with Zombie)

[tar-anon]

I mean I could make a grappling hook to bring me back to the ground but I haven't seen any metal components or rope around here. Or just buy one but there's no place to buy anything around here.

"..I think Zombie has a shovel you could "borrow"-.."

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

I volunteer to trade you something for it :3

(Just don't snitch or my ass is grass.....)

[lava-anon]

What do ya got friendo? I'm just BURNING to know

[lava-anon]

You seem bored so here's a question. Why are you existing? How are you existing? Your a creature made of lava and rock how is that possible?

-curious anon.

Finally I get another question after such a long time.

I don't even know the reason I exist. I mean I defy the laws of physics when I manifest and demanifest myself in places. So I don't know, ask @tar-anon maybe he knows though I doubt why he would know why hot liquid anons such as us exist.

[lava-anon]

What does lava do when not answering questions?

He hangs out with his hubbee Tar anon 😏

Right @tar-anon

[sand-anon]

Lava anon materializes inside the castle

Hello little guy. You honestly look so adorable I wish I could pet you. But if I did you would melt.

@tar-anon can we keep him?

Sand. (Ermmmmm actuallyyyy Mostly lava and sediments are of very different compositions. Considering mafic lava at Hawaii, these lavas are rich in magnesium and iron silicates which, even if both were melted, would not mix with silica sand (felsic) or carbonate sand. ) ☝️🤓

[lava-anon]

MWAHAHAHAHA WE HAVE STOLEN YOUR CHILD BLOOM

@soilanonlorelmao

[flower-anon-blog]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SO PLEASE LISTEN UP IF YOU ARE IN/SUPPORT THE SOIL ANON LORE

The creator of soil anon lore @bloomingbutterflies has quit tumblr.

Let's have a few moments of silence.

Thank you for the moments of silence.

(bro I'm staging this like a funeral lol. Well technically since blooms gone SAL!Bloom would die so it is kind of a funeral)

now please reblog this if you are in/support soil anon lore, so people in/support the soil anon lore who haven't seen this can see it.