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Mc: Fuck

Tulip: Don't swear in front of Dennis.

Mc: I'm sorry.

Tulip: I'm kidding. Of course you can swear in front of him. He's a fucking toad.

[lavantha]

Diego: What would you do if you woke up one day and you were hot

Jae: I don't know probably open a window or something

[lavantha]

diego: on a scale of 1-10 how hot am i

merula: cold

[lavantha]

Diego: Come on, Mc, I'm your hottest friend!

Diego, grudgingly: Wait, no, that's Bill.

Diego: I'm your nicest friend!

Diego: No that's Penny. I'm your friend!

[lavantha]

Mc: Alright, no falling in love with me

Diego: That won't be a problem

- one duello later -

Diego: There's a problem

[lavantha]

Diego: Hey can you hold this for me?

Mc: This is just your hand

Diego: Yeah.

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Mc: [Points to Barnaby's shirt] What colour is Barnaby's shirt?

Charlie: Grey?

Andre: It's light grey.

Rowan: It's grey.

Mc: Now tell them what colour you think it is.

Barnaby: [Quietly] Dark white...

[lavantha]

Mc: What are your strengths?

Diego: I fall in love easily

Mc: Um, okay. What are your weaknesses?

Diego: Those beautiful eyes of yours

[lavantha]

Mc: Why do I feel like you're testing me?

Professor Snape: I'm not testing you.

Professor Snape: ...And you failed.

[lavantha]

[Rakepick showing to Mc how to use Floo Powder]

Mc: This is so fucking cool!

Rakepick: ...

Mc: ...

Mc: I’m sorry.

Rakepick: No, kiddo. It is fucking cool.

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waiting for the update

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Mc: hey Badeea, how do I get revenge on those who wronged me?

Badeea: the best revenge is letting go and living well Mc *smiles*

Mc: hey Tulip, how d-