lavendar

she/her ~ pretty little dyke ~

[ddeck]

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[foxhero-moved-blog]

*browses own blog* amazing

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[willgrahamscock]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[sunflowersand-bees]

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

[sofiiscapitall]

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

[sinister-femme]

princess (me) would like to take a little nap on her pillow (you)

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[coquette-club]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for