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mina-logan

“Shane, how does it feel to be back on Montreal ice?”

thisfeebleheart

patient needs neck kisses to survive

citrusses

fic rec!! I'll build a house inside you by @jtimu

today (and every day) is a beautiful day to read this fic. forced marriage but make it hockey, sex tapes, angst, did i mention sex... you could not ask for more...

In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

I love this fic, I love this Ilya, I love this Shane. Run don't walk:

There is a tense note in Hollander’s voice. This is not unusual, because Hollander is held together by latent panic

AND

Maybe Hollander feels like this all of the time, like his skin will crawl away without him if he does not hold himself still.

AND

Twenty three years ago his deck was shuffled. He plays for Russia. He is drafted. He takes a video. He drives to Montreal. He kisses Shane Hollander.

synkcity

🏆 Some Hollanov Fics I'm Obsessed with (so far!) 🏆

I've read a lot of Hollanov fics and I wanted to share some of my favorites. Part 2 HERE

Shane Hollander Goes Casual (so cool and unbothered) by self_cursed [26.6k words | 13 chapters]

Set sometime after Sochi. Shane, seeing Ilya with other people, decides to play the field a bit himself. Of course Ilya crashes out about it. Angsty but a happy ending of course.

Love In The Dark by azraelriego [250k words | 21 chapters]

Post Break-Up/Getting Back Together. My absolute favorite non-traditional A/B/O and Mpreg fic. I have re-read this so many times, I can almost recite in my sleep.

Grin and Bear It by giveemhale [9.6k words | 2 chapters]

Do you wanna see Shane crash out? This is the fic for you. There are so few fics (that I have found at least) that deal with Shane actually sitting with the horrors that have happened to him after he and Ilya are outed and frankly, shit he's had to put with his whole life. This fic nails it.

Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil [118.8k words | 8 chapters]

Basically, what if "I could marry Svetlana." for citizenship turned into Shane proposing marriage instead?

death and taxes (and shane hollander) by fingersfallingupwards [68k words | 12 chapters]

Angsty, second chance, old man yaoi. This fic HURT. Happy ending of course, but also bittersweet.

play destroy by kneeinjury [11.k words]

Ilya fucks Shane's girlfriend to get his attention. I have re-read this fic often. I get it, Ilya. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

courage [it couldn't come at a worse time] by veilofimagination [81.9k words | 9 chapters]

I mean no offense when I say this, but as far as I'm concerned, this is The Long Game.

hi shane, is this still available? by tunamelt (bbang1z) [6.6k words]

An AMAZING mixed media fic. I'm awe at what creators can do on AO3. Highly recommend the second piece in the series!

Meant To Be by azraelriego [260k+ words | 27/40 chapters]

Another A/B/O fic. No, this fic is not finished, yes, it is on the list. Marriage of connivence that turns into more.

Déjà vu by NotEvenCloseToStraight [350k+ words | WIP]

Again, no, this fic is not finished and yes, it is worthy of this list, even in its current state. Second chance romance. Ilya ghosts Shane after Vegas and they reunite 10 years later. This fic is so so SO good. Angsty as hell but the author has promised a happy ending.

(hopelessly) waiting for your love by attfna [63.6k words | 11 chapters]

An AU where Shane's brain made up Hollanov's entire relationship while he was unconscious recovering from a brain injury. This was such a cool, unique plot!

it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about by PrincessAmericaChavez [29.7k words | 10 chapters]

Shane, Ilya and a bunch of MHL players are taken hostage during the MHL awards in Las Vegas. Another pretty unique plot. This fic was one hell of a ride!

your eyes, they turn me by Cookiebycookie [66k words | 10 chapters]

At 20, Shane retires and goes to college at Harvard. Hollanov happens anyway. Something about this fic is so....cozy. I loved how Shane changed and grew as a person in this fic. It's how I imagine canon!Shane would have been had he had time to be more of person and less of a brand.

to build a home by foxriverblues [22.3k words | 4 chapters]

Childhood friends to lovers fic! Ilya and Shane grew up together in Canada, but after Irina's passing, Ilya's father moves the family back to Russia. 18 years later, Shane comes across Ilya's account on Instagram.

This list is getting long so I'll probably do a part 2 sometime later!

lallysbroch

shane + grabbing ilya's hair

ilyasgoodboy

I’m never over Ilya, still dick deep in Shane trying to be all sweet, kissing on him, stroking his leg, fully thinkin they’re basking in post orgasm glow, and the absolutely bewildered “What???? Shut up???” he lets out after Shane complains about the bed being messy now

Shane honey never let them know your next move. They say zig you zag! Your situationship fucks you so good you come hands free, barely come down from the high before offering a mild complaint. That’s how you keep them addicted!!

lavenderprose

Shane at a presser: Yeah our guys are really working hard, tonight's game was--

Arthur Pike, sitting in Hayden's lap at the next microphone, shouting: HELLO SHANE HOLLANDER

Shane: Ha, um--tonight's game was tough but we're hungry for it--

Arthur Pike, struggling out of his father's grasp: SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

Shane, whispering: Okay, okay.

Hayden Pike, leaning into the microphone once Arthur is happily slung between both their laps: He, uh, really likes Shane.

hollanovhattrick

First hr fake tweet 🎉🎉

hollanovhattrick

tuna melt but when they’re on the couch and Ilya pulls Shane’s head to rest on his chest Shane actually falls asleep and after a few minutes Ilya’s like huh he’s kind of quiet why isn’t he touching my dick yet fuck I really wanted him to touch my dick maybe tuna was bad and he’s internally panicking because uh oh sleepover failed Shane does not like tuna and will not touch my dick but he looks over and Shane is just. Snoring. Ever so softly, face nuzzled into Ilya’s neck, hand limp on his thigh and Ilya literally melts into a puddle because he just fucked Shane Hollander and then they slept in his bed in his home together and then they woke up and Ilya made him lunch and now Shane is just snuggled up against him, conked the fuck out. And Ilya is going to die. He moves to get more comfortable, hand bracing the back of Shane’s neck, moving carefully so not to wake him, so they’re now horizontal on the couch, legs tangled together, Shane’s head on Ilya’s chest, Ilya’s hand carding softly through his hair and Ilya, heart beating so loud he worries it will wake Hollander up just whispers “Shane” and there’s a few moments of silence and just as Ilya himself starts to drift off Shane’s face crinkles as he sighs and tries to bury himself deeper into Ilya’s chest; snuggling closer, just murmurs sleepily, “Ilya.” And oh Ilya Rozanov is definitely dead now. He died perished deceased and this is heaven

sheisraging

Good. That's what I want too.

grabmyboner

look at his fucking face he never thought he’d experience this feeling during sexual encounters and now he’s got it and he’s completely fucked !!!!!!!!!!!!!