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[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[shanehollandered]

the good place hollanov au and shane would have the crash out of his LIFE AND DEATH upon finding out that he's in the bad place

[lynxindisguise]

[shanehollandered]

- brings in car into the shop to get cooling aid refilled

- gets told the pipes are leaky and broken, couldn't get refilled, pipes need to be fixed first

- gets a cost estimate for 780 bucks

- calls stepdad who says fuck this, imma do it myself (he's fixing cars as a side thing)

- stepdad orders the part, says it cost 17 bucks and says he doesn't get how they managed to get to 780 bucks in total

- get scared for a sec cos stepdad thinks it's the wrong part/won't fit. it's fine, it is the right part

- stepdad messages a day later says the repair was unsuccessful because they couldn't get the seal to work, he has ordered a new part

- it's supposed to get 30+ degrees again next week and i need the car for a k9 search and rescue thing which means i have my dog i there all day

- the moral of the story: fucking FUCK cars and their stupid fuckass expensive and elaborate upkeep

[shanehollandered]

- oh and of course the engine light is on AGAIN

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[itsoverfeeling]

ppl on ao3 should use the "this work was inspired by" option more. so many fics out there that put links to other fics in the a/n but theres a better option.....

☝️ use this!!!!!!

[itsoverfeeling]

important addition i forgot that not everyone might know. similar to how ao3 bookmarks work, you can also link to non-ao3 fanworks using this format. so, for instance, if theres some fanart on tumblr that inspired you to write the fic? you can link that fanart to your fic!

[metamatar-deactivated20250401]

hello mutual before you gossip or vaguepost please send me a 2 page dossier in the dms. thanks. much appreciated.

[ot3]

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

[whatthefoucault]

"It's better in the app!"

That's embarrassing. Make your website better

[ilya-rozanova]

heated rivalry: endless gifs

[lacetulle]

Gaurav Gupta | Sirens Rising

[graceebooks]

ilya the condoms just come like that. was i supposed to somehow buy less than a full box of condoms. like the condoms just come attached like that how was i supposed to have less condoms

[triassictriserratops]

The funny part is - the next time he's there Shane will only have like one or two condoms in the drawer.

He'll do this on purpose because "okay, I guess having more than the necessary amount of confirmation is weird, so I'll keep the rest in the bathroom and only leave 1 or 2 in the nightstand." And he's thinking he absolutely nailed this Sexual Interaction™

Meanwhile Ilya is going to be mentally CRASHING THE FUCK OUT that there are only two sad little condoms left in the drawer.

"there were 7 left last time. there were 7 left in the box. who else is hollander fucking? who else is hollander bringing to the Sex Condo????????"

[hollzy-baby]

Ilya doing dickmetic to try to figure out how many people Shane might have slept with since they last hooked up

[talentpiper11]

[shanehollandered]

heated rivalry week :: day one x favourite episode

[shanehollandered]

shane + reacting to that serious, unexpected tongue action

[shanehollandered]

heated rivalry gif meme: 2/7 kisses

[shanehollandered]

[shanehollandered]

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