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also known as johnny c's gay lover

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hi, welcome to my page

if you're expecting anything groundbreaking, don't. i just reblog shit i like or occasionally post headcanons and whatnot in relation to postal dude which you can request.

also NO SMUT OR FUCKED UP SHIT LIKE NONCON AND ALL THAT. I'm also not great with writing for fem readers so. that's kinda up in the air but also not necessarily a no...

[ketamyne-dm]

Johnny muehehehe

[witchrealms]

(x)

[necr0g0re]

[midnightinthemagicmicagarden]

Buy Art For A Good Cause!!! Final Count Down.

Puppy Love 24"x 18" ($985)

I was served eviction papers on Thursday. I have only Monday July 21st left to make enough Art sales and original commissions to save both my housing and gallery/ art studio.

Sweet And Spice 40"x 30" ($2700)

Twisted 22"x 30" ($900,) Discovering New Flax 22"x 30" ($900)

A Rare Glimpse Into My Secret Pink Place 44"x 30" ($1800)

Meet Me In the Moonlight 22"x 30" ($900,) Aren't You Sweet 22"x 30" ($900,) When We're Out Together, Dancing Cheek To Cheek 22"x 30" ($900)

Midnight In the Lunar Garden 44"x 30" ($1800)

Great Balls Of Fire 22"x 30" ($900,) And Death Shall Have No Dominion 24"x 36" ($1950)

Tales Of Turkey Talk 41"x 30" ($1800,) Forest Blueprints 41"x 30" ($1800)

ForbiddenBlues 18"x24" ($985,) Traveling Companions 16"x 20" ($785,) A Violet Melee Ensued ($550)

To save both my housing and autistic, woman owned gallery, I have to catch up several months of rent that adds up to $13275. As of As of Sunday night, I'm close to 3/4 of the way to paying the demand!.

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Out Of Still Waters 48"x 24" ($2600)

[plasticbeeach]

“As Russel says, we’re happy to help sell their soles.” - Murdoc Niccals

[jthm-confession-book]

not a confession but if you had to say 2 words you think Johnny would say what would it be

Trans rights.

[butcher--bird]

dont look at me rn

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just because i have my gay little crush on nny does not mean im ok with tcc mfs i hate those guys and everything they stand for just putting that out there

[devanated]

Johnny C. Stimboard 🕷️

[cryptid-stimming]

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM) Stimboard for Anon

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[Image ID: a still image of the character Nny from the JTHM comic series surrounded by 8 gifs. Line one; has a gif of someone swinging in a playground while wearing knee-high goth boots, a gif panning over a rusty knife in a forest and a gif of someone flipping through different issues of the JTHM comic series. Line two; has a slow motion gif of ink being dropped into water, and a slow motion gif of paint being splattered on a surface. Line three; has a gif of someone painting multiple eyes on a page, a gif of someone exploring an abandoned basement with a flashlight, and a gif of someone in goth attire sitting on a bench in a street and dancing with their arms]

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HEHEHEHEH AUTISM FOR THE WIN

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& some other first attempts at drawing nny below

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WEARING NNY'S BOOTS

JOHNNY C X GN!READER

(reader is gn so everyone can enjoy this ^_^)

(this might be ooc im sorry guys </3)

Staring at his boots from across the room. Surely just looking at them from a distance isn't a bad thing, right? They're cool fucking boots. You think they're demonias but you're not quite sure.

Staring at his boots turned into closely inspecting them to find out you two are close in shoe size.

Looking at your boyfriend's boots very quickly turned into trying them on and they fit pretty snugly! You look in the mirror right when nny walks in.

".....Are you wearing my boots?" He asks, and you slowly turn to face him. "...I just think they're cool!" You respond.

Since you're his partner, I don't think he would care all that much. He trusts you and by this point you've been together for nearly 3 years (takes a WHILE to really get nny to trust you)

sorry i love him and i love his boots i needed to get this out of my brain

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theres not enough Nny x male readers out there and im very sad about that

[yaoiparker]

"the reason why Wolverine x M!readers are very rare is because-"

PEOPLE ARE JUST HOMOPHOBIC

[morn1e-deactivated20240924]

my hateful bitch wife: did you remember my rocky road?

me:

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the postal dude x reader tag is dryer than the sahara desert rn so im gonna try and fix that

more postal dude hcs because.. the last one did really good for some reason

and as always, whichever dude it is to you is up to interpretation and the reader is gender neutral.

- If you're someone who enjoys going to the mall a lot, expect a lot of mall dates from dude (p2, 3, and 4 dude at least) and shared pretzels.

- not a mall person? that's ok too. Dude's fine hanging out at a library, pizzeria, or other place of your choosing.

- he likes to make sure you know that you're loved, whether its a small gesture or a gift.

- cold? no problem. Dude's jacket is yours for the time being.

- give that man some reassurance that he's loved every once in a while, he probably would need it

- he'll cherish whatever gifts you give him, whether they're small little trinkets or useful gifts like a silencer so the local stray cats can get some fuckin peace around here

errmm hi send requests if you want, smut requests r gonna be ignored along with weird shit like noncon 👍👍👍