law and order svu as buzzfeed unsolved

this is a very niche blog, i hope you enjoy. these are all quotes that i collected from bfu

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You rp

no, sorry

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carisi: cool

rollins: what a perk. what are the benefits for working as a janitor at this bar, in this hotel?

carisi: "you can live in the cave"

rollins: "well, we got a room prepared for you in the basement"

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stabler: i've been a little preoccupied with all the bats and the large train going by

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munch: i'm strange! and off putting! i should not feel confident in the face of any man!

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carisi: any advice? are you asking me for advice? do i look like the kind of man that can give advice?

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everyone @ carisi: hope he's doing fine, probably not

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carisi: does that equate to building a door leading to nowhere? in my opinion, not really

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carisi: yeah, the dude's a freakin set of clown shoes

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munch: this is a beautiful story for him. i love this kid's moxie because he's sitting in some run down cafe in the middle of the cornfields, someone walks in and says "hey, you know you look like this missing kid" and he goes "is that so?"

fin: "where's he from"

munch: "from hollywood you say? get the cops here." the cops come and he's like "yeah, i'm that boy." send him out to LA, he's gonna meet his favorite cowboy person but they're like "well first you have to go hang out with this crying woman for a while"

fin: that's probably why he was grumpy!

munch: of course!

fin: he was like "ugh, i just wanna meet tom." he's got like this wailing woman

munch: he's like "can we please go to the movies?!"

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benson: he put her in a psych ward because she wouldn't agree with him about who her son was

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munch: bit harsh from j, there

cragen: from j.j. jones

munch: from comic book character j.j. jones

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carisi @ barba: that's—see? okay, well now i'm on to something

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barba: well, immediately, there are some red flags here because we gotta do the math, and the math involves me hearing you say the words "five days later" and then saying "five?!"

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carisi: or he's just andy from toy story. he just writes his name on everything

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stabler: that sounds about par for the course for investigative methods in florida

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munch: you go to church on sunday, the priest is standing up there with a machete

fin: he's using it as a pointer

munch: throwing holy water at people

fin: they're using it to point out items on powerpoint presentations. everyone has a machete

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amaro: well we already know what they do with evidence...hose it off