I'm great with Titles so yeah

Your names Dan, you hate a lot of things, but you like a lot of things such as: ~The Yogscast ~Homestuck ~Sherlock ~SNK and a bunch of other shit that amuses you. Oh i nearly forgot, im hella cool btw!

[yourmotherseyes-deactivated2019]

The Vagenda Magazine asked their Twitter followers to tweet them edited headlines

[yourmotherseyes-deactivated2019]

This is my favourite thing at the moment

[layinganegg]

Yooooo guys I now have a music blog soooo if you like it please follow meeeeee it's losingteeeeth ok bye

[tsunbeares]

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

[ennoshi-blog]

why are they in a cage?

[trogdorthe-burninator]

otherwise they’ll eggscape

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[azraneggacy-deactivated20150511]

make this cool lemon the new meme 

[azraneggacy-deactivated20150511]

a challenger approaches 

[stevonnie-archive]

he comes

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

We add this

And now we have this

[sonikkuruzu]

Are those the Beatles?

[junko-megido-blog]

john lemon

[kei-aniki-deactivated20160524]

Ringo

[cryol]

Georange Harrison

[its-captaincupcake-blog]

Appaul Mccartney

[ofbodiesofcities]

Ringo

[kyliexgender]

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 

[derekdiscani]

who’s got two thumbs and overslept and is most likely going to be late for school? this girl

[derekdiscani]

I’m too emo to hear my alarm

[copperbooms]

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

[oh-darling-why]

[layinganegg]

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much

Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

[okaymad]

it’s 2014 and teeth still don’t brush themselves what’s this shit

[layinganegg]

judge: why did you kill that man

me: it's a metaphor

judge: oh....ok lol

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[meetmeinthecity-deactivated2019]

I’ve been looking for this!

[hennii]

im listening to fucking letlive. and spiderman is still dancing to the beat

[spongebob-daily]

[saintdri]

naknak

nak

[motherlyra]

[meladoodle]

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

[sunshineriptides]