Laysserre

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Hi I'm Laysserre, a frustrated writer who pretends stay in anonymous at least in AO3.

You can find me in every platform with a lot of names but in here is the only social media I actually write without a mask.

I hope you can enjoy my ideas and leave any question as you like I'll glad to answered.

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Made a moodboard of my own fic, The medieval equivalent of being sold to One Direction on ao3. It's a slow burn Techza arranged marriage fic if you're interested.

Thought this was too cool to leave this in my computer rotting so I posted it here, hope you enjoy.

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I don't remember the last time I saw that shipp, but since that day I haven't been able to get this image out of my head. So here I go.

Sneegzablade.

//Almost pure nsfw content, oviposition, trans male character, mention of: double penetration, dacryphilia, denigration, overstimulation, kinda “non-con” (we love consent here, this is part of the character game).

Sneeg and Philza spend full time in the OSPM and it is usual to see that Sneeg made Phil's shoulder his own house, but from what I knew and remember, Sneegsnag can make his size bigger and smaller.

Philza is a villain and we love him as such, both Sneeg and Blade throw the dogs at him aggressively but Sneeg is the first to fuck him, the great and feared Philza Minecraft downgraded to quivering putty and overstimulation.

Techno doesn't like that, Sneeg, his great “rival” had the nerve to fuck Philza first when it was clear that he would be the first. Techno is a rabbit and it is well known what they say about them *Whatsapp Moon*, Phil is a bird after all, touch his wings and you screwed him because he is sensitive and reaches his beaks very quickly, it is very easy to overstimulate him and he is also a bitch. So he doesn't care if he's crying the shit out, he's always going to challenge you to continue.

So, although Sneeg and Techno are rivals they may hit it off and a trio may happen, gossip will probably confirm that Philza didn't return to his nest the next day, or the next. Although there is a very sexy scene where Sneeg and Techno kiss and become open. Yes world, they have two hands that they can perfectly share. For Philza it's fine, if they can be a couple too, the relationship of three will work, of course.

Something that is mentioned at the beginning is that Phil is trans, and since it is my story I have decided to give him a family. A very crazy family.

The crow father becomes horny to the extreme, more than anything because of the egg that begins to form, it is very annoying to fly from his nest to Techno or Sneeg so he decides to penetrate himself in his home and surprise, there is an egg. He gets angry, his main purpose was not to get pregnant and much less not knowing which of the two bastards who fucks him is the father. Fly to them and the first to be threatened is Techno.

Say what you want, but I would avoid seeing Father Crow angry, it can be fucking scary. Not for nothing is he a descendant of the ender dragon, I mean, isn't a final boss?

Techno doesn't seem too scared, just confused, and when Sneeg arrives he gets exactly the same thing as Techno (but in miniature), a claw around his throat (or whole body) straight into the wall. Although it's embarrassing for Phil to say that his libido is triggered by his recent pregnancy it does, which for plot reasons isn't a bad thing, Techno and Sneeg claim that Phil isn't just a "sexual partner" -as Phil always believed he was-, rather it was a stable relationship between three members of the server.

And yes of course, why not, reconciliation sex. Both aforementioned take turns to get to Phil's nest and take care of him, a part of the egg formation is outside his body so eventually mother hen stays to keep it warm.

By this point they should already know who their offspring are.

So, Sneeg is blue, Philza is a big bird, their genes merge in *drum roll* A ghost, why not! (Nothing makes sense in Minecraft, neither here.)

Wilbur is the first (oops?) He flies, goes through things, he's blue, they obviously know who he is. It is exhausting for Phil to procreate babies so quickly, because a part of his body has to get used to it and also have enough nutrients for the eggshell. Spend some time where Wil grows up near the nest guarded by his three dads and suddenly.

Philza becomes irritable.

For Sneeg and Techno it's still just another normal day, but Wilbur knows his dad better than his other dads, he's spent a lot more time in his nest (or following him, like a good chick). Wilbur is the first to notice that something is wrong and that perhaps has to do with the forbidden things that his parents do (to a lesser extent, protective mother hen perhaps? He will prefer his chicken).

So yes, Avian Tommy on his way.

There is some random data that I like about this AU.

Every time they get mad at Tommy, mother hen defends him even if he wasn't right (even from his own parents). This is how he becomes a capricious Tommy.

Every bird is born an avian, but as it grows its feathers and molts into the bird it will be in the future, so Tommy will most likely change what type of “avian” he is.

Maybe, maybe not, maybe Philza has adopted more kids along the way but no matter the number of children, as long as Sneeg and Techno receive care they are happy looking after their large family.

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After seeing a gay art about Phil and Techno I have the ultimate skill to underate any kind of hate that someone could give us.

"It is platonic"

Don't you worry, it doesn't matter if in your art, fic, prompt, whatever you do they kiss, over pass the friendship or made the "delicioso". Always works.

Okay, getting serious, what the hell?

I just saw an art where they are nothing to kiss, they smile, they look into each other's eyes and Techno holds Phil's waist while possibly his faces are less than 10 cm away.

But the artist said "It's platonic" and people just ate it. Excuse me?!! We are getting a lot of hate from this side and you literally made an art beyond friendship. It is another level.

Whatever guys. If the excuse works for them, it works for us too. Fuck them.

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I dyed my hair and within my canon Wilbur and Techno are hybrids of piglin, so Wil paints his hair brown to be different. So.

Dark but it's SBI family.

Philza is Techno's husband and father, Wilbur is his son and brother-in-law.

Techno is Philza's husband and son, Wilbur is his brother and son.

Wilbur is Techno's son and brother, Philza is his father and brother-in-law.

Let's leave Tommy out for now, we know he's Wilbur's younger brother but I don't want to keep up.

Btw, do not be offended, everything is a joke, when shipping them I separate them from any relationship they may have, I just found it funny to share the post.

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You're supposed to do a post, not a damn mini drabble. Stupid.

I'm inevitable, my ideas are born in the form of history, I cannot launch the idea by itself.

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Me: I need to write something to keep track.

Also me: How about an AU where Techno and Philza are ballet dancers falling into a tragic romance?

Make yourself comfortable.

It is a more irl context, none of them are really a hybrid but they have characteristics that they have always had. In my AU Techno has his lovely reddish eyes and pink hair. Who wants to change it, fuck you. It is supposed to be inspired by their C! for obvious reasons.

The Dream SMP is an entire community, a city with large buildings, theaters, public spaces, and of course, ballet dancers who are now trying to plan a new ballet. The opera house that presents it knows that this is a novel idea for new and old city dwellers to take an interest in the classical arts.

"The Lady of the Camellias" a tragic romance ballet (seriously, I haven't seen many ballets but my sister has, they literally all end badly). It has a pretty woman, a story that will leave many people crying, and of course a good source of income with their newly appointed Danseur Étoile, Technoblade. His first honorary ballet.

The problem consists of Violeta, the protagonist. On stage, they are looking for a woman who is older than the Danseur for reasons of history, but all of their primas ballerinas and upcoming ballerinas deserving of the title are younger than Techno and the charm of the piece is lost.

They think about it a lot, Niki, the biggest prima ballerina in the house is the first option but finally they make a drastic decision. There have already been several ballet where both protagonists are men regardless of whether they represent Sleeping Beauty or Romeo and Juliet, what would be the problem if Violeta were a boy?

This is where Philza comes in, another of the dancers in the cast, he's older than Techno, he's pretty despite the figure he maintains due to his dancing experience, it is almost perfect.

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Techno and Phil have never really spoken inside the house, Techno is relatively new, he was transferred from Hypixel possibly a year and a half ago and from everyone in the house gossip he is known to be reserved, surly, proud and overly self-centered. He stands on a high pedestal and ignores conversations.

¿Fuente? De los deseos*, no one has dealt with Techno and it is a rumor that only spread because Techno did not intend to disprove it either.

*In spanish fuente means source and fountain, is joke. When you dont have a reliable source you say "Fuente de los deseos" that means "Fountain of wishes". in english doesn't work the joke, lmao.

Eventually they have to work together, they have some solos and they are not going to do it on their own, Phil takes advantage of the moments of rest to start destroying every protection that Techno has had around him, he is warm, comfortable and quite fun, but shy about nature and there are times when you don't know what to answer.

Yup, Philza ends up flipping Techno, god, that man is lovely, don't you think? Techno yes.

There is much in between, Phil is attracted to the mysteries that Techno seems to have, he is a closed box and he is looking for the key, he needs it.

As for the dance well... what worried Phil most was really his weight, it is well known that a dancer is lighter because there are steps where they can be carried and he especially was not thin, he had a good amount of muscles (Even so, Techno thinks it is quite light "Am I too strong or are you too light?" He has wondered at times).

In an approach to the life of Philza we realize that he has two creatures, Tommy and Tubbo. Tommy, his biological son, his mom Kristin died when he was very young but he knows she loved him, on the other hand there is Tubbo, one day Tommy met the chestnut and they became inseparable, Philza decided to adopt him when he found out he was an orphan (he lived in a cardboard box in a dark alley, Phil's heart is too sensitive to tolerate that).

He is also friends with the pleasant Wilbur, the conductor of the orchestra who usually accompanies the works of the house, not only the ballets, some operas and folk dances. He is aware of the relationship between Techno and Philza and how the situation is escalating (if Wilbur decided to self-adopt and behave like a proud older brother is not his problem, Tommy is too insistent).

Despite that, Philza has never given his address to anyone, preferring to keep his two creatures in the comfort of anonymity and until now Wilbur has respected not knowing where he lives.

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People insist that Techno is unreachable, but Philza doesn't believe them -until he does. A practice like others enters a blond man, frowning at seeing Techno and Philza so close (not his fault, the choreography is contact, idiot). There he finds out that Techno is married. And he is married to that man.

His name is Dream, green eyes, tall, handsome, and apparently a choreographer. They met at their old ballet house in Hypixel and have apparently been married for some years now. If Techno is around 21 years old, at what age did they do it? God, now he felt stupid to start falling in love with a boy who is 11 years his junior and apart from everything else is married.

He doesn't walk away from Techno, but he does decide to try and keep his feelings at bay. He's literally off limits and from the way Dream looks at him while they dance it's clear that he doesn't like him at all, not just the contact of the dance, possibly him as a person.

And he checks it after Dream enters the project fully, takes the choreography in his hands and manipulates the dancers to his liking, among that, he loves to boss Philza, tell him what to do, how to do it, scold him for minor things. That, instead of discouraging Phil from denying the role, prompts him to practice too much. If Philza is exceptional, then Dream's reviews will be hollow and he will be able to keep a smile on his face, he is absolutely capable of what he sets out to do.

He falls into bad habits, Wilbur argues with him constantly because even though he takes care of his young, he neglects himself with shitty schedules and little food, that butt will not remain exquisite if he does not eat well. He confronts him at the house finally, he knows that Dream is pressing him and he is on the street of bitterness. Philza is indifferent "I will not give you the satisfaction of seeing me down".

It was the only thing, Wil doesn't question the methods and just keeps talking but to his bad fortune Techno was close. He decides to finally face Dream, he is unfair, he is evil even and he doesn't have the right. "I'm not going to let fleeting romance ruin our deal Technoblade, not until it's over and I get my share, am I going to force you if necessary". Dream cuts off the conversation, but Techno isn't done.

Unfortunately Dream doesn't stop, but he knows that his arguments are unfounded, he has seen Phil ignoring him knowing that he is doing the right thing.

This is more of an intermission (filler chapter) where Philza realizes that things are starting to disappear from his house, food, bread, the odd spoon or plate. And the cause of all that is a child. A boy with black and white hair, nothing more normal than that by the way. Tall, thin, and scrawny, you can tell they really have experience stealing things but not telling lies, because when Phil questions him the kid doesn't even try to make a credible excuse.

He doesn’t scold him but not knowing if he is good or bad, he keeps him in his house (now it is something like a portable orphanage) he finds out that his name is Ranboo and although Tommy is reluctant to take care of him Tubbo loves him. Phil is forced to adopt and raise a third puppy. Wilbur meets his new brother (seriously when is he going to stop adopting children?). I just needed to include it in the story, it is something relevant later on.

They decide to practice alone, they believe that there are things that they need to polish in order to complete the dance but eventually the obvious attraction they have comes out. They kiss in the middle, even with Phil's conscience repeating that Techno is married and off limits, he had to break up at some point. Despite finishing the kiss they don't distance themselves, Techno holds Phil's waist tight and Phil squeezes his shoulders to stay close.

They only part after a clear throat, it's Dream, looking at them with a frown. Phil wants to disappear.

He leaves, he doesn't let them scold him for what he knows he has done and finally Techno and Dream return to the point of the conversation. The reputation of both will be affected if someone discovers that Techno has a lover, everything they have worked for and they have been trying to get for years will go down the drain. Finally Dream wishes out loud that Philza has an accident that prevents him from dancing the leading role.

And it happens (here's angst for sure! It's not a tragic relationship for nothing!). Philza is in a minor car accident, there are no fractures but serious injuries, and some of them need healing or could lead to a fracture. He cannot dance without pain or damage.

That ends up breaking him, hours and hours giving his all, neglecting himself and being scolded by his self-adopted son so that in the end he cannot appear on stage.

To the bewilderment of all and the benefit of Dream, it doesn't decide to delay the presentation, it intends to premiere it on the day already agreed, the tickets were sold, they would lose thousands of coins if they decide to cut it to the limit, it is a new presentation that everyone is waiting for.

That means speeding up Phil's recovery or replacing him, and the former is not a viable option.

Niki takes the stage as Violeta, despite the negatives previously put on paper.

And luckily, regret or penetrate even more into Phil's ego, Dream decides to put him with a really invisible role in the presentation, a scene with extras where he doesn't make much movement in the dance (or that is known will not hurt him too much), despite everything he accepts, maybe, only maybe he can do it.

When the theater is finally full and the artists come on stage is when all emotions intersect, on the one hand Wil in the orchestra, knowing Phil's new position, his children in the audience out of obligation or waiting for his father and Techno in the second leading role.

It is almost imperceptible but when Techno looks away he sees that Philza is crying, it is longing and a lot of pain, he wants to hug him until he disappears but he cannot just stop suddenly or he will spoil everything. In the intervals of the Techno ballet, he doesn't see Philza again, neither the first, nor the last even at the end of the ballet, Philza is nowhere but coincidentally there is a child in the locker room.

He recognized that boy, quiet and shy the first time he broke into his house because he was cold and Techno had several red layers that apparently he didn't have, he never told him his name but he was never disrespectful or rude, he was quite warm until one day it just didn't come back and he didn't have time to search deeply for it as he intended to.

Techno tries to talk to him, but a hasty Wilbur gets in the way.

"Damn Ranboo, we've been looking for you forever, we have to go, let's go" Ranboo walks away, neither of them take their eyes off when Wilbur pulls him but at least Techno knows or pretends to know where the -apparently- named "Ranboo" (Technodad for hungry fans).

Phil gets depressed at home, it is not very big but not small either, the only room that really doesn't let the children touch or play in it is a special room for him, with thousands of crystals on the walls that could hurt them, the children they understand the danger even if they don't like it.

With the days off due to injuries, Phil stays at home trying to re-practice the role of Violeta, he is sure he can do it, injured or not, he can always do it. But forcing his body doesn't help heal the injuries or his emotional stability as an artist, the children resent it, they know that there is something very wrong with Phil when sometimes he forgets about them, Tommy, the most gossipy, opens the door of the Phil's forbidden room and only finds him crying on the floor, again.

With his brothers they try to comfort him but Tommy steals Phil's cell phone to call Wilbur.

At that point, Techno and Wilbur are already friends, two people close to Phil who haven’t heard from him in a few days after the premiere of the ballet, of course they talked with each other, exchanged common topics of conversation and with respect to Phil. So when Wil's phone rings and it's a call from Phil he picks up without seeing.

And he is even more alarmed when he hears the altered voice of his younger brother, Tommy is crying and in the middle of his babbling he mentions Philza. Wil asks for his home address, at last, and they both head towards the building.

Tommy opens the door, WIlbur hugs him but Techno enters his side, they ask for instructions and although Tommy is still unable to speak, he takes them to the forbidden room (of course WIlbur closed the door, he's not that stupid, they are three young children and three irresponsible adults).

There should be a lot of angst, Phil's feeling of worthlessness for example, thinking that he can't do it again with Techno and Wil denying his claims deep down.

To prevent Phil from doing stupid things, Techno and Wil take turns at home taking care of him and his young (Technodad in action, of course). At that time Techno confesses that he is in love with him, and the reason why he is married to Dream, outside of the friendship relationship they had, is more a benefit contract.

More than anything it is about Dream, their parents cleverly made a plan to avoid giving them an inheritance that they were supposed to be entitled to, and for this they had to agree to an arranged commitment that they were sure they could not fulfill, a stupid tragic movie reason of course, it doesn't have a great joke. Dream and Techno got married when they were old enough to get rid of that network as soon as possible.

The reputation of Dream and Techno is more wrapped up in their names in terms of classical dance (and contemporary, of course), and although they still have to remain another four years to fulfill the conditional, Techno obviously intends to divorce as soon as possible.

There is a deeper conversation, Techno wouldn’t mind losing everything if in the end he can have Philza with him, but it is also a mutual reception between Dream and him and possibly it will make his life impossible if he doesn't fulfill at least this whim. Fortunately for Techno and well known to everyone, Phil agrees. He can wait four years of course, in a blink of an eye he will have it just for himself, he can share his cake.

Many things happen, of course Techno and Phil are intimate, in the shadows they are boyfriends, for the press they are best friends.

The four years pass, Techno divorces although Dream tries to convince him otherwise. It doesn't work, obviously, now he can kiss Phil and pamper him in public like he wanted to do so many times.

The end

Btw, if you want to see a ballet I recommend 100% Wonderland, seriously. I'm not into watching ballet, my sister does, but that particular ballet is beautiful. It has boring scenes like the flowers and the doors and rooms in perspective. But the red queen, the hatter and Absolem are worth gold.

There are some scenes on YT if you want to look it up.

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Philza has always been a shapeshifter hybrid. In human form it can have large wings on its back and feathers instead of ears (I love that concept of Crow, I don't know why), at the same time it can transform into a harmless small-sized crow that will sting your shit if you disturb it.

Meet Techno, a hybrid piglin, they started being friends by chance, you know, out of nowhere they wanted to build an empire with their friend Pete, the three were the emperors of the Antarctic empire, all very cool, outside the Castle gates were generous emperors, but inside, even Pete could tell there was a strong attraction between Techno and Philza.

He never bothered them to go to confession, but the amount of soft glances, intimacy and affection they had for each other was abnormal. Sure he made fun of them, but they couldn't even be that clear to see the signs.

The empire falls when they are very old (or they could have inherited the positions, who knows). Pete and Philza are on one side and Techno on the other. Mainly Philza staying away from Techno as much as possible. You see, Philza is immortal, the only reason he didn't try to have a relationship beyond the friendship with Technoblade is because he knows that the moment Techno dies he won't be able to get over his and will stagnate for the rest of his immortal years.

He sees Pete grow old and die, at the time of his funeral he decides to try to recreate some of the piglin customs that Techno taught him, in honor of him. Phil is in charge of sending a letter to Techno explaining Pete's death, but he doesn’t stay to greet Techno, he doesn't know if he is alive, dead or if he will see him again, but he doesn’t want to have to deal with his wrinkled appearance and age on top, it's going to break.

Years go by, many years, in that period of constant travel and new adventures he finds a dying child in a dark alley, he looks small and malnourished, so he decides to tuck him in, or at least take care of him from a distance. He gets him a home, clothes, food, money and almost permanent protection from the shadows. He takes care that the people who take care of him don’t hurt him or any other hostile creature. The child doesn’t know.

Phil doesn't want to personally take charge, doing so means allying with another mortal soul and going through the pain of loss again, like Pete, he will not be able to overcome it and it is really a sentence for something that everyone wants, never to grow old or die.

The moment he decides to get away from the boy (now he knows that he called himself Wilbur Soot) he finds another boy, alone and upset, always angry, he doesn't know if because people despise him or because he is simply always angry. He approaches him like a crow, guides him to Wilbur so they can be friends or take care of each other and he succeeds. Wil adopts him almost immediately as a brother, what he really didn't expect was that they would start stealing.

Dirty Crime Bois.

Let them be, they are children at the end of the day, maybe later they will. Until he doesn't but for some reason they disappear, they literally disappear, he searches for them day and night in the city, in the surroundings, their bodies in the forest, he searches further away from the town for years, trying to find the clue of his adopted children (although they don't know it) but they are nowhere.

He gave up at some point, it was as if they had vanished and all his efforts had been in vain, of course it hurt him, other humans he clung to to be close and suddenly they are simply gone. He goes back to his constant trips, back and forth, helping out and trying to get rid of the idea that he can't keep anyone safe.

He flies through any forest, his herd of crows trailing behind harassing him (he discovered he can talk to them and has made friends of his own). He meets a grumbling boy with golden hair. Kicking stones and behaving childishly while muttering, he sits on a large rock frowning and arms crossed, strangely familiar.

Phil walks over to him. Cautious but curious, the boy tries to push him away but it doesn't really hurt him and Phil thinks he really recognizes it. He's the boy he left with Wilbur. He disappears after that day, follows him in the shadows slowly to avoid being discovered because he apparently travels with other people, which he has not recognized.

It makes sense that this boy Tommy (the name with which he was introduced to a crow) is one of his former children, let's say the number of years matches the appearance of the minor and from time to time Tommy talks to him when he is alone, Phil is wary of intercepting him whenever he's alone.

Tommy, believing it to be a good idea takes Phil finally with him as his new pet, being in the child's hands is not so bad, he squeezes him gently and gently treats his wings, the big smile on his face replacing the frown always puckering is definitely a thousand times worth it.

When he introduces him to your group, he can't stop seeing him.

Technoblade.

Tall, robust as always, with a deep voice, there are some things that changed, his clothes, the amount of jewelry he wore and the length of his hair, possibly the crown on his head a little more rusty but it is almost as he remembered it.

On the other side is Wilbur, with a guitar and a rather old yellow sweater, a sarcastic smile and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose.

Or shit, he's in the right place at the wrong time. It can't be HIS Techno, it's almost certain that some centuries have passed since the empire, when people still cared about claiming kingdoms and the wars were endless, was there something he didn't know? There was reincarnation, he did know that, but is that similar?

He doesn’t leave, curiosity wins every rational part of his head, he stays with Tommy as a pet rather than a protector, but he does notice that Techno dislikes him. Apparently Techno is wanted and his head has a price, finding the children was an unfortunate delay and the fact that a large number of crows follow them as well, doesn’t make them invisible in their passage through the world.

It's not his fault Technoblade couldn't control his impulses, he won't leave without Tommy and Wilbur. Claimed them first, this Technoblade can go and not come back.

Something strange for Wil is that Phil doesn't eat just one type of food, he can steal all kinds of meat, berries, vegetables and even some fish. Despite being followed by a large number of crows they turn out to be useful, they take them to caves for the night, some hidden secrets or an easy path for food, they are too smart to even pick up objects with their legs and squawk from time to time when they want to annoy the crow in Tommy's hands (more than once Phil has beaten them up for annoying, but the crows only laugh, Phil is unable to kill them).

In a moment of tension over the fire of the campfire, Techno loses control, injures one of Philza's wings, which creates distrust between Tommy and Techno, the blonde annoyed at having damaged his crow/pet drives him away, doesn't allow him to no one else touches him, not even Wilbur, and Philza doesn't argue with that, he stays on his shoulder like a good bird from time to time keeping an eye on the kids to avoid some other tragedy (even though Techno apologized, Tommy didn't return to the cheerful aura from before).

One night Wilbur becomes curious, he found a flag among the things that Techno told him he could not touch, Wilbur spreads it and Techno snorts, more tired and a bit funny than annoying as he pretends. Phil looks at the flag for a few moments, the symbols are familiar, and he freezes when he recognizes that it is the flag of the Antarctic Empire.

Wilbur vaguely talks about having read about an empire settled in Antarctica, the worst place to create a nation because of the strong icy climates. So Techno tells them the story. Of how he ruled an Empire with his best friends only out of boredom, the wars they won, the half defeats that the court gave them when judging them for world domination until the moment they went their separate ways, Pete and Phil by their side and him traveling alone, going through more wars until he got bored and started his own anarchy, he had received Phil's letter when Pete died but he wasn't quite sure what happened to him.

If Phil had died he didn’t know where he had been buried because there was no one to give him information about him, the usual constant question. It is enough confirmation for Phil that the Techno that travels with his children is his Techno, the question is how?

When his wing heals Phil takes flight, he gets lost for a few days, he looks for a safe place for Wil, Tommy and Techno, knowing that at some point Phil will have to reveal himself, he cannot be a crow forever, he has already clung to them a lot weather.

When Phil returns and Tommy clings to him, Phil shows them the way to the little town and Tommy believing that the crow is mad at Techno forces them to make amends. On the way to their destination, a group of bounty hunters catches them, they try to fight but since only Techno controls the sword 100% they threaten Tommy to surrender, Phil, who was ahead and alerted by his crows, returns with his snouts. It was no use trying to clear the way ahead if they were to be caught in the end.

It flies over the hills, none of them move but they see the crow that first glides in warning.

They know that the crow is territorial, generally it is always attached to Tommy but even being a small crow there are thousands more that will probably do more damage (although they could die of course). Techno and Wilbur try to negotiate with them to prevent the crow from dying, because they have swords, they know that if they harm the crow, Tommy will definitely get depressed and they can't just replace him.

The men don't give up, in fact, they stick the blade even more to Tommy's neck, without making a wound but annoying him, the crow swoops in the direction of the man who only mocks until the crow changes shape to a human and cuts off his head. Everyone stays static, in complete surprise while the new crow man attacks the assailants, Techno also moves, beyond the surprise he cannot remain with his hands crossed.

Nothing to say, this scene is exquisite, as if they have telepathy, they move in almost synchronicity, possibly a third link is missing but they know exactly the opposite person, who will do against whom they will attack and they don't get in their way, Techno uses one of the fireworks that he had saved so much, so Phil takes Wilbur and Tommy between his wings and protects them from the explosion.

For the end there is only blood and corpses plus the four people standing. Tommy's first reaction is to ask "What the fuck?" his crow turned out to be a grown man of doubtful age who has been sleeping next to him (that sounds worse written than in my head).

Phil doesn't try to justify himself, Techno and he just stare at each other, Phil had already dealt with the Techno duel but for Techno it's a new sensation. They both speak to each other like new friends, between nerves and too uncomfortable silences. Promising the two minors that they will explain everything.

They catch up, Phil's shapeshifter, the immortal nature of both and the tremendous mental slap for not asking earlier, Phil was the one who pushed them away, he didn't want to deal with it before and now he has to slap himself for being an idiot, they could deal together Pete's death instead of getting over it on their own. Techno mentions that upon reaching Pete's grave he tried not to disrespect Phil but to continue with the avian ritual that Phil had taught him earlier, by chance, both of them named each other's memory.

Techno also explains that he found Tommy and Wilbur stealing and took them with him for a few days until the creatures inevitably attached themselves to him. He couldn't refuse them and they stayed with him. They are silent for a moment and Techno interrupts "So I hurt your wing" Phil laughs, unable to bear the tension "It hurt like hell, don't do it again please"

They would still have more time to admit their feelings and finally get out together, but they would have a whole life ahead of them.

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Well, I guess I have an open question option(?. I don't even know who could really use it, lmao.

That's it

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Techno is the Blood God, married to the immortal avian Philza, he can be summoned by mortals and help them on their journeys. He can be confused with the God of War, let's say they both shed blood but while the second only seeks victory, Techno wins them through death.

They may think Techno is narcissistic and doesn't care about people, but in fact he's quite generous, almost the only God who doesn't ask for something in return for his labors. This is the reason why many humans often invoke it in favor of other gods.

So when the Butcher Army summons him to ask for his help in their own destruction the only thing he can do is look threatening when he really wants to laugh at his stupidity.

"Sure, I'll help you kill me, just tell me the mechanism with which you intend to do it and I will find a way to escape"

Lmao, would return home with Philza and his two cubs to make fun of Quackity and his low intelligence.

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Am I the only one who enters AO3 every day and gets sad because there are no comments?

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//Angst with a happy ending (???????

He was back, the Syndicate table in front of his eyes and Phil stood in the middle staring at him with his deep blue eyes, concerned and most of all curious.

"Hey mate" he tried, a shy smile on his lips. His brow furrowed. A feeling ingrained in his chest, warm, uncomfortable, and worse, directing straight to Phil. It was hate.

"It was three months" he murmured without thinking, Phil's smile slowly faded in favor of embarrassment, gently scratching the back of his neck and flapping his broken wings. "I was hoping to stay two days maximum but you decided to wait three months."

"Well I-I had no idea, maybe you wanted to hang out with Dream long-" "Why would Phil want to be in prison for so long? What's the point of that?"

The feathers moved once more, he played with his hands, dragging his nails into his skin gently and averting his gaze.

"You are supposed to be smarter, you are supposed to know the plan in advance. What reason would you have to visit Dream for more than two days? You just decided to leave me and I was most likely at the bottom of your priorities, right Philza?"

The same step that he took, was the same step that Philza took back. Silently, unable to look up, he quietly pointed to the back of the room.

"T-there are enderchests over there" a small murmur, he observed him in silence, Phil was not going to answer that, he passed him, he couldn't forgive him, there were many things that had been delayed, he had infused Quackity with more power than he had by letting the biggest threats from the server remain in Pandora's box.

Opening the lid of the chest diminished the sensation, armor, weapons and books, things that felt familiar in his hands far apart from the cooked potatoes he kept, the green silhouette following him warily. He sigh.

That wasn't the worst of it, having talked to and blamed Phil like that. The worst thing was that he knew that Phil would not abandon him, there were no alliances, friendly, affectionate ties, healthy companionship or common goals, they were a part of the same whole, they were different, Techno could have ruined many things but Phil was always there to hold his hand.

Before donning his armor, he turned around. Phil was starting to get his, crestfallen, he approached in slow steps, the blonde holding his place. He raised his right hand to gently cup his cheek and slowly wrapped his arms around the bird to draw him into a comfortable hug.

The broken wings caught him, the small arms encircled his body tightly as if releasing him he reappeared in the obsidian box. They were silent, they had to speak but could accept each other's silent apology cramped in the comfortable heat on the contrary.

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Do you think I should be more brave to actually post something under my name account in AO3? I mean, I'm literally in the other part of the problematic fandom but Idk, I think the anonymous works give me a little bit more safety but also post under your name literally gives you credits xD for the idea an all that shits.

Idk.

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Bruh, after reading an AO3 fic about the things that Phil made during the time Techno was in prisión taste sooooo fucking different this last lore stream, soooo far.

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A tiny and gorgeous Hummingbird!Phil and his fucking massive husband Piglin!Techno.

"He can kick your ass if you try to laugh at me"

But Techno can bully his husband.

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//very slightly mention of rape for stupid rituals (it doesn't happen)

But meanwhile, something:

Oke, I "dreamed" with a pretty good Techza historie but one part in specific I think is hilarious.

Techno is the Blood God, Philza can have biological babies for his anatomy and the main plot is oriented around the inheritance of the gods.

Phil is distraught because he don't know if Techno will touch him after to the only purpose he "serves", but Techno doesn't care and just talk with Phil like "If I had kids, what would their divinity be? God of the Oxigen? God of the Red blood cells?"

Lol. Someone, please cut my internet, so I can stop to post shit in internet.

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I died.

So many things happened this months but I hope I can continue with my general post about the dimensional Techza, a third and last one.