YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIRE!

18+/Male/INFP/cishet? ace? idk lmao. Yo! This is Eox, shitposter extraordinaire, and welcome to Jackass. If I say anything offensive, please talk to me and I'll correct it ASAP, y'all know shit better than I do.

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[eebie]

Ball .. slapping… tutorial

[tobrodachi]

it's cold as shit, whaddup

[tobrodachi]

anyways, dunbine is good

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[slyandthefamilybook]

NOИТИ ЮAROLINA

[trash-bandicoot-official]

Sound I make when I notice there's perhaps a little treat or present for me

[tobrodachi]

the original rizz face

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[teaboot]

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

[teaboot]

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

[tobrodachi]

Kamen rider W in the new super robot wars? oh hells yeah, now we're talking

[tobrodachi]

I'm pogging so hard rn

[tobrodachi]

Kamen rider W in the new super robot wars? oh hells yeah, now we're talking

[vinegarss]

eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e-eggs free range free range eggs eggs free range free range eggs WOW free range free range eggs eggs mambo free range free range eggs eggs free range free range eggs Duang free range free range eggs eggs free range free range Oh Yeah

[tobrodachi]

Mambo!

[tobrodachi]

All in all, when I finished my medical residency I got a job offer in Tlaxcala, one of the smallest states Mexico has, and one that, statistically, doesn't exist (or at least so the local jokes go, the slogan of the tourism department actually is "We DO exist!").

I'm in the middle of mountains right now, with a volcano nearby that isn't much active, the weather isn't melting my balls off, the place is rife with little shops that I didn't know they are until I took a peek inside, there's a church in every corner, and there's always a band at the central plaza where people can just join in and dance.

Hell, there's always a row of Old Men(tm) who're always up for a chess match, just sitting in the park benches with their table and shit, and people can go ahead and join them! Those are some scary motherfuckers, I tell you, I accidentally won a match by I don't know what kind of bullshit I pulled, I just barely started playing, and the dude took his kid's gloves off, and adopted me under his wing to teach me how to play chess.

He's a certified FIDE Master, I checked.

[tobrodachi]

ngl, fucking off to the middle of nowhere's been an overall great experience

10/10, would recommend

[chongoblog]

the original guy i reblogged this from was a shithead so reuploading it

[undeadentropy]

She will never know peace

[cronengirly]

Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

Girl he's soup

[were--ralph]

THE KIDS ARE JUMPSTYLING NATURE IS HEALINGGGGGGGG WERE SO BACK