What Sope?

AFT (Away From Tumblr)

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Don’t Dead Open Inside

WalkingDead!AU Yoonmin / Taekook

Chapter 14 - Games and Secrets

Read on AO3

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Hoi peeps, here’s how to survive a Comeback. (Nope. Just a reminder of what you’re gonna go through) 

Breathe.

Try not to lose your voice, keep cough syrups and warm water handy

Repeat step 1

Don’t alert the entire city about who has which hair color when you finally watch a teaser (you could have some issues)

Fail an attempt not to hyperventilate

Stay hydrated (you gonna cry lots)

Concept photos are wonderful, and bad for your health. Proceed with caution ⚠️

Sing your heart out and admire them beautiful humans, but take care of your eyesight, they’re prone to appear like a zombie’s because you streaming videos nonstop. 

Fail more attempts not to hyperventilate

Cry because theories. If u don’t cry you’ll cry later anyway. 

In case you break a leg trying to copy choreo, give yourself a kudos, you tried.

Warn family : “The next few months(?) are subject to very irrational behaviour, DO NOT CALL AN EXORCIST.”

Follow (very dedicatedly almost to the level it may be called stalking) their social media accounts. Everything is a hint. 

Breathe more. 

SLEEP.

Learn fanchants from music shows, they’re useful. 

Vote vote vote. 

Cry because awards. 

If you get fellow fans, drag them into the torture. You never die alone. 

Cry because fancams. 

If u get an album, cool! If you don’t, don’t torture yourself over it.

Breathe. 

Cry because award shows. 

When you’re sad because the era has ended, always remember two things. Everything is connected and they’re planning something , so stay scared. 

Disclaimer : You’re not gonna survive

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Hoi! I loved your update on ddoi!!

Hoi to you too my dear ;)Thank you, it means a lot to me that some people like it 😙

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Don’t Dead Open Inside

Chapter 13 - Realisation and Tension

Read here

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Seokjin : The HYYH Notes are out right?

Namjoon : Yeah, but Taehyung tried putting it through Google translate to English and--

Taehyung : WHAT DOES IT MEAN NAMJOON HYUNG'S HANDS DRIED UP THE TAEYEON AND THEN SAILED TO TAEHYUNG

Namjoon : We have some issues..

Seokjin : Chill ARMYs can translate it properly..

Taehyung : Am I an island? Tell me. Am I an Island?? Sail to me??

Yoongi : Kid, Bing translates Taehyungie as Tae-Hyung Lee.

Taehyung : *in tears* But I'm Kim!

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Idek anymore

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When BTS’ messages are put together we are left with this beautiful letter:

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OK BUT WHAT IS THAT?

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IT'S YOONMIN DAY

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BIGHIT. DEAR BIGHIT. CAN'T YOU FUCKING WARN?

I’M FUCKING HOLLERING 

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Where would the fun be in that?

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To the LGBTQIA+ ARMYs out there, you’re a very, very important part of our fandom. You’re loved, appreciated and valid. Thank you for existing! 

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a true icon™

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Me, everytime my ships are pining at each other/are teared apart by writers.

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Skyrim!AU

Jungkook: Archer He was the young prodigy of the Dark Brotherhood. Sent to kill Taehyung but couldn't do it. Deserted and followed him.

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Skyrim!AU

Taehyung: Thief His sister has been sold to the Black-Briar for marriage to cope w/ his father's debts. When the Thieves Guild allied with Maven Black-Briar, he deserted them.

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Skyrim!AU

Jimin: Forsworn Only survivor of his camp. He despises the imperials and seek revenge against any of them.

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Skyrim!AU

Namjoon: Warrior Was an emperial warrior. His unit has been left for dead after a battle. He deserted with some survivors. Wanted man.

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Skyrim!AU

Hoseok: Bard Wife and daughter have been executed unfairly in Solitude. Left the Bards College, steeling a magical lute. He's a wanted man.