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((Sorry. Due to too much anon hate, anon is off. Idk how long, maybe forever. I’m sorry to everyone who were nice anons or people who had sideblogs or people with anxiety.))
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are really annoying, I fucking hate you.
Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!
1-2 - Are you serious? That was lame as hell. I don’t even wanna be FRIENDS with you.
“Yeah, no. Pretty sure you just up and found this somewhere online, kinda lame, pal. Also, who flirts with people they hate? Why are you here anyways? Seems kinda counterproductive...”
Hey did you sit in a pile of sugar because you got a pretty sweet... oh wait! Your a skeleton you don’t have a butt! Well your probably a sugar skull anyway!
Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!
7-8 - Pfft! That was amazing! I love that! You surely are a charmer with words.
He’s laughing softly, grin tugging wider, fond of the words and gently amused. “Maybe, heheh, I haven’t melted in the rain yet, so I’m not that sweet.”
Y'know smoking's hazardous for your health. No wonder you're killin' me. ((Fusxons ))
Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!
3-4 - You got that online somewhere, didn’t you? It’s alright but you did not make that up yourself. Even if you did, it’s cheesy.
“No offence, pal, but... heh... I really don’t get it? I did sit and think it over... maybe I’m a bit too dense for this one, sorry.”
Do you know if any cops are around? Because I'm about to steal your heart!
Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!
5-6 - Wow, nice one. Props to you, I guess. I don’t know if I’m interested yet, though.
“Awww... ‘s cute one, heheh...” That tired grin perks up some, softly amused and chuckling lightly. It really was all kinds of sweet under it all.
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Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!
1-2 - Are you serious? That was lame as hell. I don’t even wanna be FRIENDS with you.
“Yeahhhh... nah. Pretty sure that’s, yanno, the exact opposite of a pick up line, more of a put-down line. And boy, pal, ya really are a downer.”
Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!
1-2 - Are you serious? That was lame as hell. I don’t even wanna be FRIENDS with you. 3-4 - You got that online somewhere, didn’t you? It’s alright but you did not make that up yourself. Even if you did, it’s cheesy. 5-6 - Wow, nice one. Props to you, I guess. I don’t know if I’m interested yet, though. 7-8 - Pfft! That was amazing! I love that! You surely are a charmer with words. 9 - Oh my…. that is so incredible!!! I’m so upset I didn’t think of that!!!!! I love you! 10 - …………….marry me
“When you clean the coffee pot but don’t rinse it fully so your fresh coffee now tastes like soap.”
Pun me my skelebro
Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.
“Mmm here’s one of my favorites. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.”
<--- this blog wouldn’t mind some curious anons
Ask about anything!
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ((Fusxons))
Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.
“Didja hear about the cigarette salesmen who tried to get his old flame back? I heard he really met his match.”
Skillet Beef and Broccoli Ramen
Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.
Turn ask replies into threads.
If you like a response I made, you are more than allowed to just take it and make it into a thread. Some of you do this already, but others might need a bit of a verbal confirmation to let them know that they are more than allowed to do so. When I put a lot of effort into something, I really do enjoy when it sparks the need to turn things into threads with people. Whatever random situation I put our muses in normally something that I’ve wanted to write for a while, and I assume that you do too because you sent me the thing in the first place!
Write out a thing and tag me or mention me. I want to see where things go from there. Plus, who knows, if you wanted something with our muses, breaking the ice tends to make it easier to get that thing.
pyrocicle:
Dove started to rub his skull, thumb pressing carefully between his brow ridges. She knows the spots that help her. “hmmm… if you press your tongue against the roof of your mouth for about twenty seconds while pressing right about here, it makes it clear up for about twenty minutes in humans. not a lot of relief but better than nothing.” Eventually her own mug was sat down so she could cuddle around him more, glasses set aside carefully. The room was already dim, the only light from her computer and crackling fire.
A low noise, but Sans’ form sinks more, half starting to lay across Dove’s lap, and yet, he’s arc up, skull and body moving into her hands, even if his skull still feels like it’s stuffed full of cement. “Mmm.... ‘s better than nothing.” And yet, even like this, it’s better than it had been.
The soft touches, the dimness and the quiet of it all, soothing in some way, not perfect, but better than he’d been feeling before.
It doesn’t take long for a yawn to break free, teeth parting, baring small canines, and Sans is nuzzling in more, sockets staying entirely closed now and he sighs and hums idly now and then.